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badbytes, in If Trump loses in 2024, do you think he'd run in 2028?

His supporters will cryogenically preserve his body so he can keep perpetually lose every 4years.

kandoh,

Warhammer reference

BrianTheeBiscuiteer, in Other than Lemmy, what are you doing tonight?

Enjoying a birthday dinner. Well, trying to. Had a sore throat for days and all I want to do is sleep.

toomanypancakes,
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Happy birthday! I hope when you wake up tomorrow your throat isn’t sore anymore 💜

Pronell, in Other than Lemmy, what are you doing tonight?

Drinking beer, doing dabs, and watching Taskmaster with my wife while we eat frozen pizza.

Not a bad evening, really.

someguy3,

What’s taskmaster?

Pronell,

British gameshow on YouTube.

There are other countries versions now.

Basically comedians being given ridiculous tasks and given no prizes for it.

Raptor_007,

I’ll bet that pizza will be even better if you heat it up first

reversebananimals,

Hi dad

match, in Other than Lemmy, what are you doing tonight?
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my tabletop campaign group is cancelled because two people are sick D:

toomanypancakes,
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Oh no! I hope they get better soon so the adventure can resume

sharkfucker420,
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Y’all should try using tabletop simulator. My DND group uses it when we can’t meet in person and it’s wonderful

reversebananimals,

+1 and there’s a lot of good solutions. FoundryVTT, Roll20, FantasyGrounds and Owlbear Rodeo all work well too

Empricorn, in What are some problems that countries outside the U.S. are dealing with?

My eyes don’t both face the same direction.

jabathekek,
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Omni-directional awareness is a plus.

kromem, in So is the US slipping into Civil War?

I mean, isn’t this kind of keeping with the theme of US civil wars so far?

If I was creating a civil war bingo card based on history of civil wars in the US, “starts over how people with darker skin can be abused or not” would certainly have been on it.

AstridWipenaugh,

There was a very real economic driver for slavery. Totally morally bankrupt, but it’s a reason. This is pure malice for the sake of a culture war.

PeepinGoodArgs, in What are some problems that countries outside the U.S. are dealing with?

Island nations are facing rising sea levels thanks to climate change.

someguy3, (edited )

Really it’s time to abandon a lot of islands. And Florida. Damn I should buy a house before that migration happens. But I guess Floridians would want somewhere warm so Texas, Alabama, etc are gonna get it.

ediculous, in If Trump loses in 2024, do you think he'd run in 2028?

In response to most of the people in this thread:

Idk, y’all. The biggest assholes never die. They stay alive out of sheer spite.

Mycatiskai,

How long did Kissinger stay alive. That monster was responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths all around the world.

tal, (edited ) in If Trump loses in 2024, do you think he'd run in 2028?
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Not really, but I don’t think it much matters.

If Trump hit upon a political strategy that is effective, then someone else will presumably use it, absent a change in the political environment.

tastysnacks,

Trump is a little unique billy goat here. There won’t be another Trump. it’ll be different next time

Unpigged, in So is the US slipping into Civil War?

This all have a strong brexit vibe, but taken to the next level in a very MURICA! style.

uis,
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Or USSA 1991

WelcomeBear, (edited ) in So is the US slipping into Civil War?

They’re just trying to “get out the vote” by forcing Biden to do something that they can point to and say “See! You were right all along! The federal government is going to invade and put you all in FEMA camps and make your children go to public school where they will be turned gay!!!”
I realize that that sounds absolutely stupid and it is. If I hadn’t already watched exactly that happen with Jade Helm I would never have believed that people could be that incredibly stupid, but it did and they are. Sigh.

I really hope Biden doesn’t take the bait and just deals with it after the election.

Same shit, different election:
“ On April 28, Texas Governor Greg Abbott ordered the Texas State Guard to monitor the operation, writing: “During the training operation, it is important that Texans know [that] their safety, constitutional rights, private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed”, and requesting “regular updates on the progress and safety of the Operation”.”

someguy3,

Jade Helm

Wow wiki even has a whole section on conspiracy theories. I feel stupider even reading that. Only makes sense under projection; the far right wants to do exactly what they project onto others.

JasonDJ, (edited )

The apocalypse failed to happen on September 15, 2015.[36]

Mic dropped by Wikipedia editor

Dude even had a fucking citation.

ettyblatant, in What opera do you think has a good production that was shared freely on the Internet?
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Commenting to follow, I didn’t know this was information I needed!

BackOnMyBS,
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reminder: we’ve got some good recommendations!

Toes, in If Trump loses in 2024, do you think he'd run in 2028?

Only he knows for sure, but I suspect for an older man like himself. He might just wanna retire.

FenrirIII,

He’ll never retire unless it’s in prison

Vanth, in What's something you're proud of doing?
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I cracked a joke that made a person laugh who is very difficult to make laugh. I’ve known them for nearly a decade and it was the first time I ever heard them laugh out loud.

CatZoomies,
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That’s awesome - well done! Reminded me of something else, story below.

For anyone that watched MythBusters, you’re probably aware the two main hosts, Adam and Jaimie, didn’t like each other because they were two different clashing personalities and tough to work with. There was a pirate myths episode, and Adam went all out dressing as a pirate and using a very heavy faux-pirate accent. Jaimie was laughing so hard during that scene that his whole head was red! One of the most endearing moments of the show, and something I treasure because this show was so influential for me growing up.

Props to anyone like @Vanth that makes the normally serious person laugh!

Kilnier, in What software do you wish that existed?

A templatable OCR app that maps areas or shapes to excel fields.

If you have a product tag with different serial numbers or product details and a standard layout it would be really useful to be able to scan for a tag shape, apply an overlay with each block of relevant data and then map that block to a cell address.

Take photo of product tag x100 OCR and edge find on product tag Select/draw areas Assign areas to spreadsheet cell or column. Apply and check with second photo. Confirm function and process next 97 images automatically.

Thought of it for work but would be great for food labels and nutrition information collation as well. All sorts of paper->digital stuff.

4am,

There have been attempts at this with store receipts, so you quickly scan your groceries into your budget or inventory app. That has been a difficult problem, in part because stores change receipts so much.

Kilnier,

I’ve seen and used the on the fly versions for expensing receipts and such but I’ve run into standardized tags at work a few times where it would be nice.

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