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sharkfucker420, in What was the cringiest moment of your life?
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When I was in 8th grade we had an assignment during black history month where we were assigned an important person in black history and had to make a slideshow about them. I got Malcolm X and was really excited because I had very surface level knowledge that he was cool for some reason and I like his name. A very sweet black Muslim girl asked to swap historical figures with me for obvious reasons and I said no because I thought that the historical figures she was assigned was boring for some reason or another. Anyway I think about this weekly, I’m sorry Miriam.

To give added context I’m a white secular boy who knew nothing real about the civil rights movement and my slideshow was a disservice. To make matters worse, I lived in Texas.

I swear I woke up in a cold sweat one night years ago, remembered this, and haven’t been able to forget it. She seemed really excited to do a project about him too T-T

PissinSelfNdriveway,

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JustZ,

This is hilarious.

Haven’t you taken enough from them?

Jkjk.

Rednax, in What are some modern bullshit jobs?

Flash traders.

They abuse the technologies used by the stockmarket to buy and sell within milliseconds, so they can make a profit. They add absolutely nothing of value to the system, yet leech both money and talented employees from the market.

bradorsomething,

They provide liquidity and price stability.

kent_eh,

price stability.

No, the opposite of that.

cricket97,

Not at all. They are the ones who make markets efficient. Although I would consider frontrunning retail using private order flow data is bullshit.

sin_free_for_00_days,

God I wish they would tax trades. Not even much. Like 1,000 trades for a dollar or something. Just to stop that type of fuckery.

Veraxus, in Any advice for someone who broke bones that need surgery to fix?
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It'll be fine. Surgery is neat. If they put you under, one second you are awake and counting backwards... and then you are suddenly waking up.

The most important thing is do exactly what they tell you... especially any and all rehab afterward. Take the rehab seriously, because if you shirk it, you are very likely pay for that for the rest of your life.

LaunchesKayaks,
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I’ve had lots of surgery, but this one is the second most intense. I’m terrified of how I’m going to feel afterwards. They will be putting some hardware in and I’m afraid it’ll hurt more than it does now. My pain is so bad right now that I’ve been crying for hours. Morphine isn’t even taking the edge off.

intensely_human,

Well hey as long as you’re not screaming

LaunchesKayaks,
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If people touch my leg in a certain way, I do let out a bit of a holler.

When I broke it, I was on the floor screaming because it hurt that bad.

intensely_human,

I had screaming from an untreated tooth infection once. About three days of screaming. Changed me permanently.

LaunchesKayaks,
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Oh wow. I’m sorry you went through that.

z00s, in What are some modern bullshit jobs?

M I D D L E

M A N A G E R S

This is the real reason why companies are trying so desperately to camcel WFH. Covid revealed the truth (that we knew all along) that these people add no actual value to a company. They’re only there to act as a buffer between the C-suite and the peasants.

Meltrax,

Managers of people can be good.

Managers of managers are almost always useless.

Cryophilia,

They’re only there to act as a buffer between the C-suite and the peasants.

This is a very important role in some companies, otherwise the C suite meddling would stop any work from getting done.

I’ve had two excellent managers and both of them saw their primary purpose as being a bullshit filter to free up the rest of us to do actual work.

z00s,

That is a good point actually.

afraid_of_zombies,

I am just thinking of my job. The client wants something stupid, I have to pick and choose my battles. When it comes time for me to hand over to fabrication I get yelled at. Never mind the fact that what the fabrication manager sees is the aftermath of my work. They had say 13 bad ideas and I got it reduced to say 6.

Lancoian,

how are you connecting cancelling of WFH to middle managers ?

Also in your ideal company you don’t have team leads department heads but peasants talk to CEOs directly ?

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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Worker owned cooperatives, worker managed teams, company decisions made democratically.

All other kinds of companies are dictatorships.

Lancoian,

and why should that be any better? just because it appears democratic does not mean it makes it automatically “better” <- name 1 cooperation which has shown success for every 1000 “dictatorships”

democracies are plagued with slow reaction time which would take away your entire market edge. Also democries require transparency. If everyone knows the costing structure/ suppliers… you are done.

afraid_of_zombies,

Why would we be done? Most of this stuff is public record or easy to determine if you have a head for business finance.

Lancoian,

not really… even for publically traded companies the you cannot tell much about their suppliers and customers. Most of the customers of the Firm I work for have NDAs stating we cannot openly advertise.

Only in services/tech sector where product differentiation is large you are a bit isolated form these concerns.

afraid_of_zombies,

Oh please my competitors are often using the same suppliers and they have the same type of beancounters we have. Especially in my industry where we have a bunch of overlap. Just recently I had a corporate partner put together a quote for something we normally buy but wanted them to buy it. They came back with a price within a few percent of what we normally pay.

There is a reason why the three letter agencies are so good at catching money laundering. They have data on what X type of business should be buying and selling at what markup.

I bet you can do it. Just start looking at your numbers.

Lancoian,

so you agree that numbers aren’t currently in the public domain. You just think they can be and it wouldn’t hurt.

Also this isn’t the only problem I outlined. it’s one of them.

also people are often disinterested and unqualified to even understand a balance sheet. let alone deciding on company direction.

I just find it fascinating that many people are convinced that they can run a company while they aren’t even able to manage their own finances

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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"Why would having a say in making decisions about your employment be any better than just doing whatever the richest idiot says?"

Do you even hear yourself? They've got you loving the taste of boot polish.

Lancoian,

go freelance. you don’t have to. since your consider yourself smarter than your boss try starting a business.

it’s a trade off between income fluctuation and stability.

since you didn’t address any of my points but chose to just respond with random statements, I take it you were convinced but too ingrained with your original statement to admit. It’s fine happens to many of us.

glad to have helped you thinking critically.

z00s,

Found the middle manager

Lancoian,

haha no right now I am peasant class.

Z4rK, in Any advice for someone who broke bones that need surgery to fix?

I triple broke my ankle in my youth. It was clean so doctor only had to pull and reposition the parts, didn’t have to operate.

Crutches for 8 weeks, you’ll never have so strong lower arms again. In winter so got ice spikes that you flipped down on the crutches when you go outside. Felt like a cool weapon. I could outrun a lot of people down the stairs and on ice.

Got all the cute girls to sign their name on the platter cast.

Wasn’t too bad! Itching under the cast was really annoying. At one place the cast had been too tight on the skin so skin was rotting. Leg was a thin slivered pathetic version of its former self. It’s insane how much you lose from such a short time. It’s fine now though.

Good luck!

intensely_human,

I could outrun a lot of people down the stairs

lmao

JustZ,

and on ice

Gee wonder how op got all banged up in the first place. Probably doing gainers off the pool shed.

BURN, in What is an musical instrument would you like to know how to play?

Piano. I can play most wind based instruments to some degree, but I can’t get the hand separation needed for piano

Presi300, in What are some modern bullshit jobs?
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Influencers… Do I really need to say anything else?

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

well they just got out of the rat race too well

mojo,

They really should be making like $50k/year max.

xenoclast,

It’s basically modelling. With the same spread of poorly paid to insanely paid for no good reason.

Influencers in the modern age are competing for advertiser attention.

LegionEris, in What was the cringiest moment of your life?

Can’t replay embarrassing memories from your childhood if most of your childhood is truama fog! jabs head with pointer finger with aggression

LegionEris, in What is an musical instrument would you like to know how to play?

I guess piano, because I got a free piano off the streets. I could look up videos and lessons, but I’m kind of self conscious about practicing on a real whole god damn piano in an apartment building with neighbors in every direction. I also just don’t like to make a lot of noise. I should price an electronic keyboard I can pair with Bluetooth headphones to practice in perfect silence and privacy sometimes.

Mr_Dr_Oink,

I would buy some cheap second hand yamaha keyboard and set it up on a table. Something like this:

RockJam RJ761 61 Key Keyboard Piano with Keyboard Bench, Digital Piano Stool, Sustain Pedal and Headphones amzn.eu/d/6uVi2Yu

They go a bit cheaper than that too. But anything with over around 66 keys would work.

See how that feels first. If you get into it and enjoy it then move over to the piano you have or spend more money on a proper electronic piano that you can use with headphones.

I own one a bit like this

guitarguitar.co.uk/…/220131380566008--yamaha-ydp-…

Though mine is 20 years old now and cost a few hundred less.

mypasswordis1234, in What is an musical instrument would you like to know how to play?
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Organ

AceQuorthon, in What is an musical instrument would you like to know how to play?

I’d love to play the guitar or piano :)

Metacortechs, in What piece of song lyric you can really relate to?

This emptiness fills me so why don’t I feel free

Rift - Singularity ft. Jenn Lucas

Mojave, in Any advice for someone who broke bones that need surgery to fix?

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  • LaunchesKayaks,
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    Why? I love memes lol

    Mr_Dr_Oink, in What is an musical instrument would you like to know how to play?

    Drums. I can play a basic beat but i would love to learn to play properly. Plus my band needs a drummer.

    Chonk, in What is an musical instrument would you like to know how to play?

    Midi keyboard because

    1. Its versatile
    2. Requires less maintenance, at least less than acoustic guitar
    PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S,
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    You don’t need a physical keyboard to use MIDI technology. Many audio production programs have a virtual keyboard that will let you play basic stuff with your computer keyboard. However, I sequenced my entire metal album’s drum track by just clicking and dragging all the notes in the editor. (Not gonna post it because I don’t want to dox myself.) You can get Ardour (which can sequence MIDI amongst other things) for free through your Linux distribution, and I believe it can be found for Windows. Else, Reaper is technically not free, but you can use the demo for as long as you want.

    All of this is to say that you don’t need any training or equipment to start playing electronic music, particularly that using MIDI technology. A couple hours here and there will be enough to start producing competent music.

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