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shartworx, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

Kevin.

percentSValue, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

Martha

Sterile_Technique, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?
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xkforce, in What's a secret that you're keeping from your partner/significant other that you're taking to the grave with you?

I hate quiche. She thought I love quiche and was so proud of herself every time she would make it. Never told her otherwise.

Waldemar_Firehammer, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

Kreacher because it alerts for no reason and doesn’t do a good job at the one thing it was made for.

SpudNoodle, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?
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Ours is Loretta cause that’s what she looks like. My mom named hers Mavis for similar reasons.

imaBEES, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

Karen, Becky, and Sylvia

NeoNachtwaechter,

A threesome?

hazardous_area, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

Steve

databender, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?
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Janet - not a girl

roguemetahuman, in I use Brave to test whether my websites work on Chromium browsers, but their scummy actions lately make me want to find a new Chromium browser to test with. What's the best Chromium based browser?

I really like Vivaldi for sites that dont like to play well with Firefox.

punkwalrus, in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?
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Worked a job where I had to be a Linux admin for a variety of VMs. To access them, I needed an VPN that only worked inside the company LAN, and blocked internet access. it was a 30 day trial license on day 700somthing, so it had a max 5 simultaneous connection limit. Access was from my heavily locked down laptop. Windows 7 with 5 minutes locking Screensaver. The ssh software was an unknown brand, “ssh.exe” which only allowed one connection at a time in a 80 x 24 console window with no ability to copy and paste. This went to a bastion host, an HPUx box on an old csh shell with no write access to your home directory due to a 1.4mb disk quota per user. Only one login per user, ten login max, and the bastion host was the only way to connect to the Linux VMs. Default 5 minute logout for inactivity. No ssh keys allowed. No scripting allowed, was like typing over 9600 baud.

I quit that job. When asked why, I told them I was a Linux administrator and the job was not allowing me to administrate. I was told “a poor carpenter always blames his tools.” Yeah, fuck you.

AceFuzzLord,

That sounds like the equivalent of asking a carpenter to build a wooden boat large enough to carry 30 people, but only giving them Fisherprice tools and foam blocks.

AceFuzzLord,

That sounds like the equivalent of asking a carpenter to build a wooden boat large enough to carry 30 people, but only giving them Fisherprice tools and foam blocks.

FitzNuggly,

A carpenter isn’t expected to use his tools with garbage grabbers (reachy claw things) either.

AceFuzzLord,

That sounds like the equivalent of asking a carpenter to build a wooden boat large enough to carry 30 people, but only giving them Fisherprice tools and foam blocks.

railsdev, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

I have a Roomba and Braava jet so they are Big Guy, Little Guy respectively.

TechyDad, in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?
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ZScaler. It’s supposedly a security tool meant to keep me from going to bad websites. The problem is that I’m a developer and the “bad website” definition is overly broad.

For example, they’ve been threatening to block PHP.Net for being malicious in some way. (They refuse to say how.) Now, I know a lot of people like to joke about PHP, but if you need to develop with it, PHP.Net is a great resource to see what function does what. They’re planning on blocking the reference part as well as the software downloads.

I’ve also been learning Spring Boot for development as it’s our standard tool. Except, I can’t build a new application. Why not? Doing so requires VSCode downloading some resources and - you guessed it - ZScaler blocks this!

They’ve “increased security” so much that I can’t do my job unless ZScaler is temporarily disabled.

killeronthecorner,
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It’s been ages since I had to deal with the daily random road blocks of ZScaler, but I do think of it from time to time.

Then I play Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson.

lightnegative,

It has the same problem as any kind of TLS interception/ traffic monitoring tool.

It just breaks everything and causes a lot of lost time and productivity firstly trying to configure everything to trust a new cert (plenty of apps refuse to use the system cert store) and secondly opening tickets with IT just to go to any useful site on the internet.

Thankfully, at least in my case, it’s trivial to disable so it’s the first thing I do when my computer restarts.

Security doesn’t seem to do any checks about what processes are actually running, so they think they’ve done a good job and I can continue to do my job

Yawnder,

Did they block “social sites” such as stackoverflow for you too?
Yup… they did that…

tslnox,

Yeah. Zscaler was once blocking me from accessing the Cherwell ticket system, which made me unable to write a ticket that Zscaler blocked me access to Cherwell.

Took me a while to get an IT guy to fix it without a ticket.

PainInTheAES,

Now that’s a Catch-22

Dkiscoo,

Oh man our security team is trialing zscaler and netskope right now. I’ve been sitting in the meetings and it seems like it’s just cloud based global protect. GP was really solid so this worries me

agressivelyPassive,

Also, zScaler breaks SSL. Every single piece of network traffic is open for them to read. Anyone who introduces zscaler should be fired and/or shot on sight. It’s garbage at best and extremely dangerous at worst.

G00d4y0u,

Zscaler being the middleman is somewhat the point for security/IT teams using that feature.

agressivelyPassive,

And it’s a horrible point. You’re opening up your entire external network traffic to a third party, whose infrastructure isn’t even deployed or controllable in any form by you.

G00d4y0u,

The idea being that it’s similar to using other enterprise solutions, many of which do the same things now.

Zscaler does have lesser settings too, at it’s most basic it can do split tunneling for internal services at an enterprise level and easy user management. Which is a huge plus.

I’d also like to point out that the entire Internet is a third party you have no control over which you open your external traffic to everyday.

The bigger deal would be the internal network, which is also a valid argument.

agressivelyPassive,

I’d also like to point out that the entire Internet is a third party you have no control over which you open your external traffic to everyday.

Not really. Proper TLS enables relatively secure E2E encryption, not perfect, but pretty good. Adding Zscaler means, that my entire outgoing traffic runs over one point. So one single incident in one single provider basically opens up all of my communication. And given that so many large orgs are customers of ZScaler, this company pretty much has a target on its back.

Additionally: I’m in Germany. My Company does a lot of contracting and communication with local, state and federal entities, a large part of that is not super secret, but definitely not public either. And now suddenly an Amercian company, that is legally required to hand over all data to NSA, CIA, FBI, etc. has access to (again) all of my external communication. That’s a disaster. And quite possibly pretty illegal.

Lemonparty, in Fellow Extreme Weather Lemmings, what are your Buy it for Life winter boot suggestions?

The honest truth is that there are no buy it for life boots. A foot of snow, road salt, etc will wear down all boots. Water always wins eventually. Always.

However! There are lots of great recs here, and you can’t go wrong with many of the suggestions (keen has done me the best over the years), but no matter what you go with, you will get years of extra life out of them by investing in TAKING CARE of them.

Oil and condition the leather at least annually. Get some boot trees or a boot dryer and use it. Check outsoles and keep them clean and grime free. Speaking of grime, wipe your boots down when you come in, don’t just bang them off, leave them by the door and think they’re good. Towel them off, and make sure they’re somewhere they’ll stay warm enough to dry. Good boots are tough, and they’ll stay that way a long time if you treat them well.

TheDoctorDonna,

Yeah, buy it for life was too ambitious, but I used to get ten years out of my $250 boots, now that’s a base price for shit that won’t last a year. Care is generally not a concern for us, we take good care of our expensive shit because we need it to last as long as possible.

hemko, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

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