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Usernameblankface, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

“Hey now, you’re a rockstar, get laaaiid!”

Oh, it’s actually get PAID.

Khrux,

I’ve always sang the first chorus as get paid and the second chorus as get laid without thinking about it.

JackGreenEarth,

Til

NigelFrobisher, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

What have I become my Swedish friend?

recapitated, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Suffragette City:

“The smell of fat chicks just puts a smile on my face”

stevestevesteve, in Texans, what's the attitude/feelings/preparations towards the coming freezing weather?

Seems like it’ll be cold

Old_Fat_White_Guy, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

For many years I was getting maybe 2 hours sleep a night. The slightest sound would wake me up and then I’d lay there trying to get back to sleep. Which spiraled into me getting up to pee 3 or 4 times a night. I read about Valerian root being great for helping fall asleep so I tried it with little hope. 2 capsules half an hour before bed. I nodded off easily and woke up a few hours later. 3 straight hours of sleep was unheard-of for me.

Then I added a couple 25mg Benadryl to help me stay asleep or go right back to sleep if something woke me up… like my bladder that was now completely trained to need emptying every one and a half to two hours.

Just prior to Covid I got a cpap. It took me a week before I slept thru the night. Happened again the next week… then a couple nights a week. A few years using my cpap and now most nights I sleep right thru or if I do wake up I can nod right back off. I still use the Valerian root and Benadryl every night but neither of those build up a tolerance.

Word of warning: Actually 2… you will not get “high” on Valerian root and the dreams you have will be in ultra high Def technicolor Sid and Marty Kroft bizarre fun dreams. Actually 3… the Valerian root smells bad. As in 6 week old gym socks marinated in the trunk of your Chevelle during the summer mixed with dog shit. But they help and you only smell it for a second before swallowing.

I also added a sleep eye mask with Bluetooth headphones built in and I listen to positive affirmations blended with mild rain sounds.

So… pills, cpap, headphones mask.

Skunk, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

Working shifts in the aviation industry and living in a city center that can be noisy, my best investment was sleeping earbuds named Bose sleepbuds (v2).

It’s just earbuds that you don’t feel and can sleep on your side without pain, they only play white noises.

Now I’m waiting for the Ozlo Sleep which are basically the v3 of the Bose sleepbuds.

Those things saved my sanity when working night shifts.

dingus, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee

When I was a kid, I swear the lyrics sounded like “later we’ll have some fucking pie”, but it’s “later we’ll have some pumpkin pie”.

HonkTonkWoman,

Oh I am absolutely teaching that one to my nephew before next holiday season…

cheese_greater,

How old?

dingus,

Can’t say I remember. It’s one of those songs that has been played every year for ages upon ages. Maybe around 10 or something.

shinigamiookamiryuu, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

Having something to laugh about right before bed helps a lot. Oddly I know this due to being a sufferer of the pseudobulbar effect.

cheese_greater, (edited )

I sort of have it where something I think of is so funny to the point I cry-laugh but its thoroughly on the happy/joyful side

Laughing is definitely a mini cardio workout tho

0ops, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

She’s got electric boobs… Something something… B-b-b-benny and the jetsssss

cheese_greater,

Its funny, I always felt Benny was more crocodiley than Crocodile Rock. Like that snappy piano riff at the beginning sounds like the musical/thematic equivalent of a crocodile with its mouth wide open snapping shut

indigomirage, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

“'Scuse me while I kiss this guy…”

ZeroGravitas, (edited ) in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Call Me Maybe / Carly Rae Jepsen

You took your time with the call
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all
But still, you’re in my way
I beg and borrow and steal
Swear to Satan it’s real At first sight, and it’s real
I didn’t know I would feel it
But it’s in my way

Yep. Knew it was wrong, but that’s what I heard. TIL what the actual lyrics are.

Sea_pop,

Another Carly Rae one:

Fake Mona Lisa

He was born in Vegas

The way she sings it, it sounds like

It’s morning fa**ots

EndlessApollo, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

The bridge to The Four Horsemen by Metallica

🎶Time has taken a stool on you!🎶

Hux, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Simon & Garfunkel; Mrs. Robinson

Jesus loves you more than you will know

=

She’s a slut more than you could know—whoa, who, whoa!

HonkTonkWoman,

That’s “The Graduate Remix”

LinkOpensChest_wav, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

My husband has chronic PTSD related insomnia. Since he’s been prescribed cannabis, he’s been able to actually sleep better than with any of the harsh meds he’s been prescribed in the past.

Caveat: He was told it can interfere with REM, which in his case is good since it also helps with the nightmares, but it’s probably not good for regular use by the average person, or so we’ve been told by his provider. Ask your doctor, I guess.

cheese_greater,

Wat other tools or practices have helped with the PTSD specifically?

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Yoga, exercise, counseling that’s helped him recognize his triggers and practicing self-advocacy. He’s no longer on the other meds he used to take. I can’t remember what they all were called. Trazadone was one, then there was one for nightmares that I can’t remember, and he used to take Adderall for his ADHD.

Anarch157a, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
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There this French fold band, Skáld that usually sings in Old Norse language. In the song Hross, the first line of the chorus is “Hverir eru þeir tveir?”. The way they sing those first two words sounds like “Fevereiro”, which is the Portuguese (my native language) word for February.

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