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kambusha, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
SeedyOne,

How have I never heard this. That was great.

Bishma, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
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The Toadies “Possum Kingdom”

I’m not gonna lie
I’ll not be a gentleman
Behind the boathouse
I’ll show you my dark secret dashiki

MajesticSloth, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
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Not me personally, but I worked with a guy that always thought Secret Agent Man was Secret Asian Man.

chilicheeselies,

I am that guy. I thought that for a 20 years

neatchee, (edited )

Da Vinci’s Notebook has you covered: youtu.be/ezd_gZxOukw?si=yQJ38BXRZU7BzJ7-

Hellnikko,

No joke. Many years ago we went to a biker bar and it happened to be a karaoke night. Asian guy sings Secret “Asian” man and we lost our shit.

MajesticSloth,
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I’ve since learned it is a fairly common one. But we got a lot of laughs out of it with him. Just out of the blue when he’d come to his desk someone would break out singing it.

ryathal,

Honestly I think the singer threw in at least one secret asian man, and Secret aging man.

themeatbridge, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Hold me closer, Tony Danza…

betterdeadthanreddit, (edited )

You didn’t mishear it, the name and commonly-accepted lyrics are a retroactive fix at Mr. Danza’s request and he asks that we respect his privacy.

cheese_greater,

This one wins lol

state_electrician,
MacedWindow, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
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I know I’m not the only one but I always thought the line was “dirty deeds and the Thunder Chief”. Still think Thunder Chief is a cool name.

Same band, I thought the line was “let loose, vamanoose” like a funny way of saying vamonos - or “lets go”.

andyburke,
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Justin?

tacosanonymous, (edited )

I also used to say stuff like that as a kid! I think I said, “thunder Jeep.” My dad thought it was hilarious. But he did show me that the album included the lyrics. I’ll still do it my way if the song comes on when he visits.

18_24_61_b_17_17_4,
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I thought it was “Dirty deeds, dungarees” when I was a kid .

Rai,

My mum thought it was “Dirty jeans and they’re dungarees”!

stick2urgunz88, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
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At first I thought Post Malone was saying “swallow my knife” and not “spoil my night.”

thefartographer, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Hemorrhage by Fuel

Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again We all livin’ in my pants, in my pants oh yeah

cheese_greater,

The mind hears wat it wantz to hear 🔮

PrimarilyPrimate, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
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Every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man= every girl’s crazy about his shotgun hair.

charolastra, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Crimean River

Gregorech, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Pearl Jam; Daughter

Center of a Rhododendron = Center of he own attention.

HonkTonkWoman,

Always loved Eddie making fun of Mike for thinking the Kiss lyrics were, “I wanna rock n roll all night, and part of every day.”

themeatbridge, (edited )

Pearl Jam feels like cheating.

Here’s the classic Yellow Ledbetter

VaultBoyNewVegas,

I still don’t know the full lyrics of even flow. Every time I hear it fucks with my head and I forget the words.

Bishma,
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Yellow Ledbetter doesn’t count. It’s mumbled in recordings because the lyrics change over time to adapt to whatever conflict we’re currently wasting life on.

Balthazar, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

“It’s all about the big, 'bout the big snow shovel.”

nikosey, (edited ) in What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?

if you ask a police officer for a piece of candy then legally they have to give you one

cheese_greater,

Fax

agitatedpotato, in What caused the downfall of the Black Panthers group?

Theres a cool autobio book by Don Cox called “Just Another removed” that details some of this. Obviously the Feds played a part but Don himself cautions not to give them too much credit. There’s plenty we can learn from what transpired aside from that. Leadership was an issue, and sexism was a really big issue are two big takeaways. A lot of the other stuff requires a bit more nuance to explain and would be best learned by the book itself. Interesting and not too long a read.

just_change_it, in What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?

Hard work always pays off.

cheese_greater,

smart work always pays off

;) ftfy

GlitterInfection,

Being born wealthy always pays off.

Iamdanno,

Not always. Sometimes you just end up as a waste of oxygen in jail.

Weirdfish,

I knew there was something I forgot to do

shinigamiookamiryuu, in What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?

“Snitches get stitches.”

How do you expect conflict resolution to work?

Fiivemacs,

With stitches…

DoctorWhookah,

Or end up in ditches.

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