Teon,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

Rule 854. kbin is superior!

rustyriffs,

is it though, and why?

Teon,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

A. It's an unwritten rule on Lemmy.
B. kbinners are not lem-ings.

rustyriffs,

Nah, Lemmy is better.

rtxn,

If you are an arch user, like myself, you must announce it at every opportunity.

Also, mandatory GNOME hate.

KISSmyOS,

Gnome is the worst desktop environment, except for all those other DE’s that I’ve tried from time to time.

magic_lobster_party,

Mandatory Ubuntu hate as well.

I use Ubuntu btw.

cheese_greater, (edited )

I feel its almost like you all shoukld just stop presenting your OS bona fides unless its 1) solicited explicitly + 2) its explicitly relevant to the conversation even if 1) is not fulfilled

rtxn,

But how will people know I use arch btw?

cheese_greater,

I fucking love this, thank you comical stranger

PsychedSy,

I failed a gentoo stage 2 install 20 years ago.

KISSmyOS,

Gentoo has stages? What’s the end boss like?

rtxn,

The end boss is swallowing your pride and installing Debian.

PsychedSy,

Not sure. I didn’t make it far.

netchami, (edited )

Installing from a stage 1 tarball back in 2002

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
  1. We’re pirates
phorq,

Sharing is caring, and that includes data… unless it’s personal data.

netchami,

Exactly

zepheriths,
  1. Don’t be a os elitist
BeardedGingerWonder,

Something something arch

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

btw

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar
  • no fucking swearing
  • no paying for content if it can be pirated
  • cats are our overlords
hungryphrog,

Bend the knee to cats, the only true masters of humanity! (and also download a fucking car)

TheDoctorDonna, (edited )

Even if you could download a car someone would find a way to nickle and dime you to death with maintenance and insurance. c/fuckcars! or gtfo

Edit cause I don’t know how to link communities lol. That didn’t work as intended.

hungryphrog,

Well, can I download a bicycle then?

TheDoctorDonna,

Technically yes. There’s lots of open source plans online to build your own bicycle.

But even hypothetically a bike would be preferable to a car for everyone involved.

cheese_greater,

This shouldnt need to be said ahahahaha

cheese_greater,

This is life

TheDoctorDonna,

These are my every day rules.

XbSuper,

I hate cats so much. It makes the internet difficult.

cheese_greater,

Boooo! Aha

fne8w2ah,

Eat the rich or GTFO.

cheese_greater,

Sometimes, the pendulum needs to start a’swingin’ the othet direction

sbv,

EVERYTHING done/said by conservative politicians is TERRIBLE. Even if this thing is okay, THEY WERE BAD THAT TIME and that’s what we’re going to talk about NOW. COMMENCE THE AIRING OF THE GRIEVANCES.

I don’t entirely disagree, but do we need to do the rage thread every time?

FreshProduceAndShit,

Someone also needs to pipe up to remind you the other side is bad too

cheese_greater, (edited )

I think it would be more helpful for knowledgeable conservatives to stop engaging in bad faith campaigns like “Wokeism” whatever the fuck that is. Its called

Don’t be a fucking [raging] asshole, be a decent neighbor and person and all concern from every side regarding wokeism will evaporate.

Edit: also, drop the stupid “War on Christmas” horseshit. Donald Trump formally won that war, so sayeth him and Fox News. Move out, boys, that task force/cultural narrative can be safely put to bed. Fuck

BlueKey,
@BlueKey@kbin.social avatar

Always link the source if you post a comic, article, ...

sag,

Yep, It’s important… Actually everyone just copy @crul even me.LMAO

tubbadu,

Beans

lvxferre,
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

No poop challenge.

instamat,

I almost forgot about this

cheese_greater,

Please, wat IS this lol

TeaHands,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

The first truly viral Lemmy post, I believe. It was a thing to behold. Post over in !asklemmy from a guy asking how to not poop for three days but being extremely mysterious about the reasons why.

Did we ever find out why, in the end? Idk but I have chosen to enjoy the mystery.

I already lose track of whether this led directly to the bean craze or if the bean craze was unrelated, but they happened very close together!

Unfortunately seems like the original post has been deleted and now I am sad.

cheese_greater,

U have the link? I thought that was a Reddit thing?

TeaHands,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

Like I said the OP seems to have been deleted although turns out you can still see the comments at old.lemmy.world/post/440073 which should give you a general idea. Bear in mind most people had been on Lemmy for just a few days at this point.

cheese_greater,

O my god, amazing! I wish someone would create an APP that you add the lemmy url to and it finds a way to store the page data and export it for retention. I hate i can’t keep amazing posts

hoshikarakitaridia,

It is legend that will haunt us for the rest of our lives.

TeaHands,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

Deleting such a pivotal post should be a criminal offence.

cheese_greater, (edited )

Surprisingly, JAIL!

Edit: definitely on Lemmy.ML :/

kratoz29,
@kratoz29@lemm.ee avatar

Never forget.

lemann,

Florida man must have had a ton before encountering that racoon

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Future Oscar winning movie Barbie is the only permitted commercial interest on Lemmy.

NotSpez,

And the occasional Wolf of Wallstreet plug, if we mention Margot Robbie’s nude scene

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Suspiciously named user, I literally plug all of my movies on this social media platform. Except the first Suicide Squad. And Terminal.

Also, that’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!

shapis,
@shapis@lemmy.ml avatar

Except the first Suicide Squad.

The heck? That movie’s trailer slaps hard.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Unfortunately, somebody thought it was a good idea to edit the entire movie like the trailer…

Also, Jared Leto(🤮).

wavebeam,
@wavebeam@lemmy.world avatar

that time he sent you a fucking pig carcass is so fucking deranged

NotSpez,

Good call on Terminal. Not the call to star in it, but to pretend it never happened. Also, no need to specify between Suicide Squad and The Suicide Squad, the second one had the The in the title suggesting that it is The one that counts.

When ‘you’ win an oscar I will probably add it to the title, but thanks for the suggestion. ;)

LemmyIsFantastic, (edited )

Don’t be anywhere near the center. Don’t make any arguments about corporations providing value. Don’t try to report violent tankie content. Don’t point out that lemmy is just going to end up like forums because of power mods and admins defeding people they don’t like. And don’t call piracy stealing. People really don’t like when you call them thieves.

lemann,

And don’t call piracy stealing.

The companies should make it nice and easy for us to watch everything in one place, in high quality, from any device, for nice and cheap! …oh, that was Netflix a decade ago ☹️

Pretty difficult to convince the likes of minds on Lemmy to pay $100 for every streaming service in the world - to get a pretty awful experience, when you can get a much, much better experience without giving up your hard earned $$

I will fly my flag high for the free seas 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🚢

LemmyIsFantastic,

I never said it isn’t sometimes deserved.

Know what you are doing and own it. You don’t like the means of distribution or price and you are stealing the right to distribution from them and very much taking money out of someone’s paycheck.

echodot,

My position is I’ll pay for it within reason but at some point it’s ridiculous. Like I can’t really be bothered to pay for all of Apple TV just so I can watch For All Mankind it’s not worth it.

PsychedSy,

I go the opposite, IP is theft. All of it. Drug patents being the most harmful.

LemmyIsFantastic,

🙄👌👍

Everyone should work for free with no payoff. Got it.

PsychedSy,

I don’t believe that and I patronize content producers. I think we can find better ways to reward inventors and creators, ways that don’t just benefit corps and the politicians they pay off.

WidowsFavoriteSon,

Israel is literal Nazis. Also Hamas is gentle caring people who love babies.

cheese_greater,

What if they’re all Nazis in their own culturally relevant equivalent

WidowsFavoriteSon,

You don’t know much history, do you

glimse,

I’ve seen 50x as many comments complaining about people liking Hamas than comments saying anything positive about Hamas

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

All hail Stamets, Lord of the meme.

NotSpez,

Praise be upon him

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar
NotSpez,

Content is key. And you are a large-scale provider, so many thanks! I know you’re just a regular person (although there is a non-zero chance you’re actually Obama) but we just appreciate you

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

I am so white I sunburn at night so I’m definitely not Obama.

Definitely just a dude you’ve never heard of with way too much time and mental health issues on his hands.

cheese_greater,

Yo momma so white she gets lost in a sugarcane maze

Yarra,

Make sure to keep an escape rope handy as the rabbit holes have rabbit holes

cheese_greater, (edited )

Whats that thing thats like 5*4*3*2*1

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

5 factorial

lvxferre, (edited )
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar
  1. We don’t talk about Reddit here. Except when we do.
  2. [De]federation is srs bizniz.
  3. Seize the means of production computation.
  4. People from that instance over there are bad.
SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The fedidrama chef’s kiss

cheese_greater,

I adore #5. Same with Trump for me

burgersc12,

Ay yo FUCK that instance tho fr

cheese_greater, (edited )

I only hate Lemmy.ml or whatever its instance is cuz they banned me “for no reason”.

I think it was related to vaccuums, they wanted to clean up the place and thats hard to do when guys are jizzing in vaccuum s i guess…?

Edit: also, for all i know vacuums are manufactured in Malaysia (ML?) and the communist government “forced” their bloody hands on it. Still doesn’t make for a free and purely rational discussion forum.

KISSmyOS, (edited )

I was banned citing rule 1 (no bigotry, racism, etc) for posting a meme about how modern cars are too big, too expensive, and send all your data to China.
Apparently because my meme implied China Bad.

cheese_greater,

I mean, they def send all ur data to America lol.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

I left because the moderation and administration are inconsistent. The rules were left too vague and one of the admins keeps removing random stuff according to different rules or new definitions of the rules. They are left so insanely vague so they can basically do what they want. Kinda icky to me. If I’m doing something wrong I wanna stop it. I was abused as a kid by a mother who loved to make up new stuff and new rules and judge me by them. Blame me for not following them when they only existed in her head.

Said admin acts the same way and I have absolutely no interest in engaging with that. I barely escaped hell before. I’m not going back.

cheese_greater,

Reminds me of Tildes honestly. Had some great discussions but the condescending loser assholes and the ruthless moderation by @deimos was insanely non-evenhanded ultimately and lost them a contributor who actually brought thoughtful if idiosyncratic views on things that always created abundant engagement. Ah, its just as well. I need fewer distractions and at least with Lemmy, theres lots of space (instance-permitting) to be me. Same reason why I like Lobste.rs: smart folks but way to harsh+judgemental and inflexible, like a computer program lol

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Yeah I was considering Tildes and then I saw all the insane moderation. Left that shithole as fast as possible.

cheese_greater, (edited )

I think my mortal sin was making a joke about wine producers creating like a jelly or candy from leftover shit

I said:

WineGums

User banned

Also jail

cheese_greater,

srs [monkey]bizniz

cheese_greater,

Bad downvoter

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