Treczoks,

You ain’t, but join the gym to keep it like that.

White_Flight,

well, just get fatter yourself

pachrist,

Ah, marriage.

ace_garp,
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Phat like 1994!

Signtist,

That depends heavily on who she is, and what your relationship looks like; a lighthearted response might work best for one person, while launching into a serious discussion about body image might be best for another.

My go-to response when my wife says something bad about her body is to just respond with “You’re beautiful.” and leave it at that. Sometimes I throw in a “Hey, don’t talk about my wife like that!” for good measure.

pruwybn,
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“No you aren’t”

Trincapinones,

You are not fat, you are bulking, keep doing that

(Ronnie Coleman’s voice) LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!!

Arthur_Leywin,

Would it be weird to ask if she wants to workout with you if she feels so insecure?

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Making beeping noises when she backs up

Joker,

Start singing and dancing to “Fat” by Weird Al. Bonus points if you have a few friends with you to recreate the moves in the music video.

curiousaur,

Just tell her it’s going to the right places. My wife gained weight during pregnancy but she’s hot as hell still, that’s what I tell her.

intensely_human,

Dude if your GF is looking for validation and she’s not fat, your job is easy as fuck here

Socsa,

“It’s been a weird few months. I’m going to work on eating better if you want to join me.”

greenhorn,

Are you solutions-oriented about it or in the feelings stage?

xor,

“no, you’re thicc”… then explain to her it’s the most popular body type by today’s beauty standards… which fluctuates and health and happiness are all that matters… and youd love her if she was a brain in a jar, but she happens to be really hot… something like that
also, get an Australian Cattle Dog… that’ll force ya’ll to be more active…

shinigamiookamiryuu,

Remind her of how big her hugs are now.

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