ace_garp,
@ace_garp@lemmy.world avatar

Phat like 1994!

Signtist,

That depends heavily on who she is, and what your relationship looks like; a lighthearted response might work best for one person, while launching into a serious discussion about body image might be best for another.

My go-to response when my wife says something bad about her body is to just respond with “You’re beautiful.” and leave it at that. Sometimes I throw in a “Hey, don’t talk about my wife like that!” for good measure.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

What do you expect? Your mom was fat and as you grow older you’re becoming her.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

How to get a divorce with one easy step!

Agent641,

This kills the man

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

If you’re still alive at that point, and want that to change, start talking about her younger sister.

HappycamperNZ,

“Fuck I love your curves”

Or ask if they want a back rub. Gets you out of alot.

get_off_the_phone,
mojofrododojo,

Or ask if they want a back rub. Gets you out of alot.

can confirm, this is a legit emergency evasive maneuver of successful relationships.

AgentGrimstone,

IT’S A TRAP! I don’t have an answer. I just want to wish you the best.

xigoi,
@xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

“Phew! I thought you were pregnant.”

grue, (edited )

Might as well ask Lemmy how to pass the Kobayashi Maru test, while you’re at it.

HappycamperNZ, (edited )

Understand the deeper meaning of the situation and what they are actually looking for?

You know what, other poster that recommendations cheating may be easier.

Edit: or is this a helplessness, try anyway deal??

Im_old,

Might be a tricky example. The answer to that according to a certain cadet is to cheat. Not sure gf would appreciate that.

Strayce,

I always liked Calhoun’s solution. Obliterate the Maru. It’s either a trap or it’s not. If it is, you don’t want to leave it there for someone else to fall for. If it’s not, you don’t want to leave it there to cause a diplomatic incident, and fiery plasma death is probably better than whatever the Klingons / Romulans would do to the crew.

Of course, I don’t recommended launching a full spread of photon torpedoes at your gf.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

The Calhoun solution? Throw a bald cancerous kid in the simulator?

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

If done successfully she’ll never know

jtk,
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Ham on. Ham on. Ham on whole wheat, all right.

So_zetta_slowpoke,

When you’re only havin’ seconds, I’m having 23rds

TheOneWithTheHair,
@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar
Socsa,

“It’s been a weird few months. I’m going to work on eating better if you want to join me.”

FrasseFisk,

“okay”

acetanilide,

Whatever you do, don’t reply “not that fat”

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

"You sure are, P H A T! Pretty Hot and Tempting! "

eldrichhydralisk,

First, try to understand what’s actually being said here. Sometimes I call myself fat because I’m above my target weight. But in my case my self-esteem is just fine: I’m a former gym rat who knows where I am, what I need to do to get back in shape, and that I’m still okay if I don’t get there. Saying “I’m fat” is a light jab at myself and a reminder to take steps toward my goals, nothing to worry about.

If your GF is calling herself fat more hurtfully (which is sadly common) the issue is not how fat she is or isn’t. That’s just a symptom. The issue is whatever negative feeling is prompting her to tear herself down. Arguing with her about whether she’s actually fat won’t help with that, and might even do more harm than good. Maybe ask her how she’s doing, remind her that you love her just the way she is.

greenhorn,

Are you solutions-oriented about it or in the feelings stage?

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