LinkOpensChest_wav, (edited )

I think I accidentally threw away a Starbucks gift card someone gave me, because I’ve been unable to locate it since Christmas :(

EDIT: LMFAO the mods removed my reply to the Scrooge below me because I said “I hope you get coal next year” XD

dustyData,

Real friends don’t let friends drink shitty coffee.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Ok, I’ll write my aunt, who I’m sure saved up to buy me the card because she knows I like coffee, and I’ll tell her that it was such a shitty gift and she should feel bad. /s

Seriously? Get a fucking clue. I hope you get coal next year.

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  • Mobiuthuselah,

    Wow, you took that response really personally. You’re way too invested in letting others know that you’re a condescending coffee snob. No one cares what you think of other people’s preferences.

    hypnotoad__,
    @hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml avatar

    Good god you seem so pleasant

    LinkOpensChest_wav,

    You are such a nice person. I said I hope you get coal, and … that was too much for you?? LMAO

    Blocked

    Drusas,

    You seem unpleasant.

    Krejall,

    Even if you didn’t like their coffee, they sell like candy and sandwiches and mugs and stuff? That’s not a useless gift card and I’m sorry you lost it!

    LinkOpensChest_wav,

    Thanks. Honestly, I do like their coffee. I don’t really like them as a company, but I’m not going to turn up my nose at a gift. Maybe it will turn up!

    Usernameblankface,
    @Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

    Haha wow! They also removed the one where they accused you of insulting people and the continued with a paragraph of insults towards you.

    LinkOpensChest_wav,

    Oh, they finally removed that? Wow indeed. I didn’t find anything report-worthy, but hey

    garbagebagel,

    My partners job gave him a couple of the keg gift cards one year, it was over $100 value. We held on to them for a special occasion. We moved, it was my birthday, made plans with friends and excited to get steak paid for by his shitty employee.

    Those fucking gift cards have never shown up again. Just gone into the void.

    forty2, (edited )
    @forty2@lemmy.world avatar

    Can confirm. That sparkly styrofoam stuff became a huge mess approximately 5min after opening.

    Kudos to your foresight, and congratulations for the free time you saved by not cleaning up this pink and purple bullshit

    aard,
    @aard@kyu.de avatar

    Do you happen to have pictures/videos? I can’t imagine what you’re talking about.

    forty2,
    @forty2@lemmy.world avatar

    Of the mess, no. But here’s a pic of Satan’s abomination…

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/99d383bc-4f66-49e2-bdae-f98f013cec7c.jpeg

    It’s basically tiny styrofoam balls that stick together, I think it’s mostly static electricity holding it together. Once you open the package, and start manipulating the biodiversity hazard, it leaves little pieces of itself everywhere.

    Much like herpes, and just as welcome. In my case, Satan was feeling extra cute so there was glitter mixed into the packaged santorum.

    It’s now day 6 after opening and I guarantee I’ll find little purple and pink assholes around my house

    aard,
    @aard@kyu.de avatar

    Wow. Do you have a product name so I can gift that to people I hate?

    Also, who exactly did you piss off to get that as present?

    shyguyblue,

    It’s called floam and it’s an unholy mix of polystyrene beads and slime…

    aard,
    @aard@kyu.de avatar

    Thank you, the search result for that is glorious.

    I’ll probably need to look into setting up a dead man switch now to let everyone know if I get murdered by disgruntled parents.

    shyguyblue,

    Set it to order as much floam as it can and send it to your enemies, before the credit card gets cut off.

    forty2,
    @forty2@lemmy.world avatar

    I refuse to utter the word and summon more to my home (also shyguyblue got you covered)

    My baby sister bought this for my kids, she’s awesome and they love their aunt. She’s fully entitled to the comeuppance she’s dishing out 😅

    Usernameblankface,
    @Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

    I believe we got Play Dough Foam, but idk.

    Vanth,
    @Vanth@reddthat.com avatar

    A relative gifted me a really ugly tree ornament. I don’t put up a Christmas tree and haven’t ever in my adult life. Relative knows this and delivered it alongside comments about me needing to get a tree and get more into the “religious” spirit of the holiday.

    Normally I would at least look to donate or something I don’t want, but ugly, religious proselytizing junk goes in the trash.

    krolden,
    @krolden@lemmy.ml avatar

    The tree comes from the pagan solstice celebrations

    illi,

    I like the plot twist that the sister is pagan

    Justas,
    @Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yep, from Rome to Rīga, they used to mark the death of nature with plants that refuse to die. Later, they started decorating them to symbolise the blossoming or the harvest of the year’s last feast.

    Source: school education from the last pagans of Europe.

    dustyData, (edited )

    Oh yes, we all remember that well established in the bible parable about Jesus dragging a pine tree into his house in a dessertic weather town for his birthday party every year and how mad Mary and Josef were when it started to rot in February because Jesus just refused to take it out.

    NewNewAccount,

    Jesus was a lazy bum! Can relate.

    lazylion_ca,

    I wouldnt say that. He retired from carpentry in his early 30s.

    just_ducky_in_NH,

    No-one wants to work anymore

    plantedworld,

    Well he did supposedly drag a “tree” to a place and then some people hung something on it…

    thatWeirdGuy,

    The original Christmas ornament

    FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
    @FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

    I rarely throw gifts away, if I don’t like them, I try to donate them to an organization or individual.

    However, many years ago, someone got me “snow paint” which was, I’m pretty sure, literally just food coloring. You were supposed to use it to color in snow sculptures but I’m pretty sure that one found its way to the trash.

    0x2d,

    😂

    cobysev,
    @cobysev@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m actually just about to celebrate Christmas in the next hour or so. My dad’s health went downhill over the holidays and he needed to be moved to assisted living, so we had to delay Christmas for a bit.

    I asked my family to get me gift cards because I don’t like receiving a bunch of trinkets/cheap toys. And the non-cheap “toys” I want are too expensive for my family to afford. So I’d rather they contribute cash toward something I really want.

    Usernameblankface,
    @Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

    Sounds like a good plan! I hope the event is a fun time, despite the hardships

    TheSparrowPrince,

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  • spacecowboy,

    Sounds like yall need some counselling.

    schmorpel,

    Always the combination lemmy.world + some shit like ‘the wife’ … guys you have heard that your partners are actual persons, not some abstract, always present, overly emotionally behaved construct like ‘the wife’?

    JustMy2c,

    Mine is also at times very unrational.

    GregorGizeh,

    There is a thing called marriage counseling, put that on your wishlist

    meliorit,

    Let her fuck it up. It’s XL, you can sand and refinish. It’s also just a board. You replaced the old tool due to mistakes probably made by both of you over time, intentionally or accidentally. In 1 year the new board will have similar scars, and the trivial nature of said scars will also haunt your own memories of past strife taken too seriously.

    Spoken from personal exp

    Mesophar,

    We can’t tell how OP broached the topic with their wife, so maybe they came across as condescending and accusatory, but I see nothing wrong with taking the old cutting board as the lesson learned and trying to do better at taking care of the new one.

    Sounds like OP is prioritizing their relationship over the piece of kitchenware, but let them vent over it a bit! Definitely an overreaction on the wife’s part.

    KinNectar,
    @KinNectar@kbin.run avatar

    Nows your chance to upgrade to a hardwood board with no maintenance requirements. Eliminate strife on both ends.

    JustMy2c,

    Be aware the delete function doesn’t.

    JustMy2c,

    We have an old bamboo cutting board that my wife bought and it’s been through Hell. It also bears no known emotional or sentimental value (which we’ll get to). Now, it’s all scarred up and soaked in all the odors and stains from years of abuse and neglect. It was also too small, and I always wished it was bigger.

    I received a new, XL bamboo cutting board, which was at the top of my wishlist. It was perfect! I bought a fancy oil for it and everything. Then, I tried to lay down some ground rules with the wife for proper use and care of the board to prolong its usefulness by years.

    My wife took it as a personal attack that everything she does is wrong. The replacement of the old board was emotionally taken as a replacement of some part of her. Then, she cried. The matter remains unresolved and the board will eventually make its way to either the trash or a new home because it’s now associated with some level of perceived scorn. All I wanted was something nice and to keep it nice. Fuck me, right?

    Now, I want to cry.

    KevonLooney,

    It’s related to something else. Unless a fear of large cutting boards is involved.

    JustMy2c,

    It always is, isn’t it?!

    (ps i go around copy pasting people’s DELETED comments to bring awareness to the fact you CANNOT DELETE COMMENTS)

    Those damn onions. Ruining the cutting board!

    KevonLooney,

    Why do this?

    JustMy2c,

    Awareness is better as ignorance. The workaround is to edit first, then delete.

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    The baked goods a lady from my dad’s church gave me. I don’t even know what they were; it tasted and looked like it was just a bunch of dallops of cake frosting sprinkled with almond dust. I don’t really eat sweets, and these offended my taste buds when I ate one. Nobody else wanted to take them off my hands so into the trash they went.

    radix,
    @radix@lemm.ee avatar

    Meringues?

    sbv,

    there were several dollar store trinkets that already broke,

    My kids got two or three items each that promptly broke. Into the garbage they go.

    I hate the dollar store so much. It’s a waste of money and an environmental train wreck.

    Usernameblankface,
    @Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

    Not to mention the way the cheap labor works that gets those things made.

    sbv,

    It’s a grotesque waste.

    Tikiporch,

    They do have some of the smaller Lego sets, which is the only toy I’ll buy as a last minute gift there.

    Swedneck,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    we got a family-wide present of two lego sets, one bonsai tree and one bouquet of flowers, honestly really good.

    sbv,

    Lego gets a special dispensation. It lasts (unlike some of the knockoffs) and it’s a nice creative toy for kids. And adults.

    Buddahriffic,

    And sketchy. Who knows if any particular batch of any particular product was made to safety or quality standards.

    Gordon,

    Actually they are all the same, and none of them are, that’s why they are all the same. The plan was made before fire codes required updated sprinkler systems or something and since they keep reusing the same plans they all are fire hazards.

    A fire fighter buddy of mine was ranting one night and I caught the tail end of the discussion.

    Buddahriffic,

    I feel like I’m catching the tail end of this discussion. Is this thread still about dollar store products? What plan do you mean?

    gst0ck,

    He’s talking about the physical dollar store ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    Buddahriffic,

    Oh ok, that makes sense. Thought he might have meant that at first but second guessed because I only see them in strip malls or other buildings they didn’t build themselves these days but thinking about the aisles does make me think fire hazard now. At least they usually keep the lighters by the cash, though I wonder if someone learned that one the hard way.

    SpliceVW,

    The slinky my middle child got didn’t even survive the day.

    Has anyone had a slinky that survived more than a week?

    Usernameblankface,
    @Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

    I remember growing up with several slinkies around that we didn’t play with and therefore they lasted

    Unlearned9545,

    The plastic ones never do, but I had a steel one growing up i played with a lot tyat lasted me a decade.

    sbv,

    When my kids play with slinkies, they’re destroyed within a day.

    To clarify: the slinkie is destroyed. The children remain unchanged.

    sbv,

    At the other end of the spectrum: My wife and I made a minimal gifts pact. We each got each other minor crap we needed for around the house. It was perfect. No waste. No extravagance. Just stuff we were going to get anyway.

    Swedneck,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    this is how my family has it set up too, everyone writes a list of some reasonable stuff they’d quite like to get anyways and we just pick a thing from each list while coordinating with each other to not duplicate anything.

    Works brilliantly.

    SaintWacko,

    My wife and I got each other a dishwasher for Christmas…

    sbv,

    Okay, was it a shared gift, or do you each have your own dishwasher now? If it’s two, do they match?

    Mr_Blott,

    If you attach the waste pipe of one to the water inlet of the other you can share the bacterial infection too

    sbv,

    A true couples gift

    SaintWacko,

    Shared gift 😁

    Usernameblankface,
    @Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

    That is a great agreement. All the Christmas with none of the waste

    sbv,

    And we finally get around to getting the crap we keep forgetting to pick up! Note pads!

    Appoxo,
    @Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Just don’t gift anything and enjoy a peaceful evening? Why does one need a special day to gift anyway?
    My family did it and it was honestly amazing (obviously kids should get something if possible).

    sbv,

    Just don’t gift anything and enjoy a peaceful evening? Why does one need a special day to gift anyway?

    We haven’t made it that far yet. I imagine/hope we will eventually.

    gramie,

    As I mentioned elsewhere in this thread, in Iceland they buy each other books and on Christmas Eve they open the books and everyone sits around reading them.

    Awesome357,

    We always get stuff for the kids and the nieces/nephews, and our moms. But we haven’t gotten a gift for each other in years now. We both buy something if we want it bad enough throughout the year, and it’s both of our money anyway, so what’s the point? We will some years get a “household gift” that’s something we need or everyone can benefit from, that shouldn’t go to just one kid or "you two share this and try not to fight over it, or that they will care less about. Nice air fryer one year, Nintendo switch another, etc. But nothing really needed or wanted this year so we’ll probably just take a pass.

    RampantParanoia2365,

    Well it’s January now…so yeah I guess you did.

    Awesome357,

    True, but for our family Xmas isn’t totally over yet.

    211,

    All the chocolate is already down the toilet, or on my waistline.

    Usernameblankface,
    @Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

    Ah, the old “either went to waste or went to waist.”

    Drusas,

    The in-laws know I love to cook and got me a (to me, they're familiar with the author through some TV show) random cookbook. It's aimed at people who don't know how to cook and lack confidence trying. Also who cook with things like Velveeta and cream of mushroom soup.

    I mostly eat from-scratch Asian food.

    Usually_Lurker,
    @Usually_Lurker@lemmy.world avatar

    Cream of Mushroom soup as a helper sauce base for beef stroganoff is a valid use scenario.

    Drusas,

    I don't think it has no good use cases. But this book uses it to a fault.

    slazer2au,

    Bottle of scotch. It is in the trash because I have finished it.

    cyberpunk007,

    You really should recycle

    slazer2au,

    It shall be, haven’t need to the shop yet to deposit it in the glass receptical.

    robojeb,

    My sister gave us some diapers for our newborn. Already pooped her way through them.

    Usernameblankface,
    @Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

    an excellent reason for those to be in the trash

    forty2,
    @forty2@lemmy.world avatar

    Congratulations! …about the newborn, not the amount of poop (though that’s also a good sign!)

    PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S,
    @PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Wow what an ungrateful crybaby pooping on your sister’s gift, smh.

    /s of course. Congratulations on the newborn!

    Sphks,
    @Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    What a shitty present!

    user224,
    @user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Not trash, just returned to the shop. HP Smart Tank 580 printer.

    Usernameblankface,
    @Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

    Wow that’s a big gift! Do you have a different preferred solution for printing?

    user224,
    @user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Not really preferred, but I do have a printer already. A 20 years old HP PSC 1315. It still works, and I don’t even know how after my USB port replacement attempt which was also my first soldering attempt, and it ended terribly. But, it does seem to make a connection, so it works for now. I didn’t know what flux is, and I used the highest temperature, 520°C. As I said, no idea how it works, but it’s been like that for over 2 years.

    It’s not perfect, but it works. It only has partial support by HPLIP, so to print in high DPI I need to use a Windows 7 VM with the drivers. That then takes 20 minutes per A4 page. The colors are quite poor and it has quite large borders. If scanning anything with color, I need to play with contrast and saturation in Scan2PDF, otherwise most colors are just invisible.
    On the plus side, I found an app called NokoPrint that allows me to print from Android phone using this printer via USB.

    So yeah, that smart tank would have been much better, but there would also be extra e-waste. I can deal with this printer. Actually, I got this from e-waste, so I even saved some. Also, they took it with extended warranty and some insurance, making it €207!!! I don’t want such an expensive gift.

    Usernameblankface,
    @Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

    Far be it from me to get in the way of your self-imposed suffering.

    Dinsmore,

    Did you buy a brother instead?

    user224,
    @user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    I currently have a printer, also HP, but an old one (20 years).

    When I’ll finally need a new printer, I’ll be deciding between HP and Brother. I am not sure about Linux support with Brother printers. I heard it’s great, but I need to search more. I know HPLIP works well, but I also heard these new HP printers don’t last long. Then there’s also the thing called HP+ (not to be confused with Instant Ink) that many of those printers have, which REQUIRES HP account AND a connection to internet.

    schmorpel,

    Be a member of the Brother-hood. I have a big black multifunction Brother printer, scanner (even fax, wtf!), and it works on both Linux and Windows. Bought four years ago. It just wants a quiet corner and a wifi connection. I think it’d even print from my Android phone if I tickled it a little, but can’t be arsed now. It’s happy with cheapo ink as well. It also cleans itself and has survived in a definitely-not-an-office environment. If it makes another year I’ll give it a pet name, it deserves one!

    Zerlyna,
    @Zerlyna@lemmy.world avatar

    I have had three Brother lasers since 2006 and they are workhorses. Can’t help with the Linux question.

    vxx,

    Why did you get 3 printers in 17 years, did they break or anything?

    cyberpunk007,

    Maybe used them lots?

    Zerlyna,
    @Zerlyna@lemmy.world avatar

    Two were for work. One I have at home.

    cyberpunk007,

    Recently went through this, did not continue with hp and went brother, couldn’t be happier.

    rob_t_firefly, (edited )
    @rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

    Linux user here, can confirm a Brother multifunction laser printer/scanner monster from around five years ago works flawlessly and painlessly out of the box with multiple Debian derivatives.

    Also the first toner I bought with it is still sealed in its box because the free starter toner which came with the printer still hasn’t run down. I’m never going back to inkjets!

    cyberpunk007,

    My 2 year old brother (all in one, not a human) same story. Works great with Linux. Better than my hp, even.

    MeanEYE,
    @MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

    HP is a nightmare, I had nothing but issues on my system with HP. Brother is no fuss no install kind of deal. It just appears ready and willing.

    mojofrododojo,

    My first laser printer was an HP Laser Jet MP5 that my boss threw away because ‘it was noisy’. Workhorse beast printed easily another 15,000 pages before I replaced it with a color laser from Brother. That beast (purchased in 2013) has gone through 3 toner carts for CYMK, and printed high res great output in glorious color for over a decade now.

    Moral of the story: HP wasn’t always garbage, but they certainly are today; Brother makes a damn good printer.

    RampantParanoia2365,

    Oh yeah, in college I bought an HP color ink jet that lasted probably 2 decades. No bullshit, it just printed stuff, and it was fantastic.

    cm0002,

    Good call lmao,

    mojofrododojo,

    AMEN. HP used to innovate technology. Nowadays they innovate new ways to fuck their customers around.

    0x2d,

    I like the hp-48 calculator

    RampantParanoia2365,

    The Canon version of that has been good for me. No subscription or anything, just fillable ink tanks.

    MeanEYE,
    @MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

    Only thing in all of these posts that deserves to be trashed.

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