nikosey,

My grandmother got me some uranium because she knows I’m into reactors. I didn’t have the heart to tell her she got scammed & it was all depleted.

mvirts,

Lol so you threw it in the trash? 😹

Azal,

woosh

mvirts,

Yeah I feel like this is some kind of reference I’m missing

Stalinwolf,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Can a man truly be wooshed when he doesn’t possess the required knowledge in the first place? I say not. This is an unjust woosh.

Abird1620,

NAY I SAY! This man cannot be wooshed for such a folley! Truly unjust, as you say.

Anticorp,

Nah, he threw it on the ground. DUH!

blazeknave,

That’s not my dad!

Anticorp,

That’s a cell phone!

blazeknave,

Thank goodness… I feel in good company on this site age-wise, then I’ll drop what I think is an obvious one and crickets

verysuchaccount, (edited )

It’s a made-up story. Depleted uranium is a byproduct of uranium enrichment and places that do uranium enrichment aren’t even going to talk to you unless you have a host of government licenses. Depleted uranium only has a few applications like:

  • Armor penetrating munitions
  • Counterweights for aeronautics
  • Ironically, as radiation shielding

This makes it very hard for collectors to obtain (it can take people years) and actual samples of DU are going to be more expense than regular uranium. The story makes as much sense as your grandmother buying cubic zirconia jewelry and being “scammed” with actual diamonds.

profdc9,

Well, the DU could have been scavenged from spent munitions a warzone after it had obliterated something.

worldofbirths,
@worldofbirths@lemmy.world avatar

My 2.5 toddler got a little collectible car. It somehow exploded into all its tiny parts on the first trip to the ground, which of course was shortly after opening.

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

Haha wow, a fragile collectible for a child that young? No wonder it broke immediately.

5PACEBAR,

My parents gave me one of those 2023 Guinness World Record book. I appreciate the gesture, but it screams “we didn’t know what to get you, and there were a pallet of 'em at Costco”. I can see the book’s appeal for a child or teenager but I’M 37.

I’ll be re-gifting it to my father in-law 😎 I’m 100% sure he’ll love it.

Honytawk,

Ah, so you don’t know what to get your father in-law.

xor,

Good pooping entertainment

lingh0e,

Yeah, back in the days before smartphones the Guinness Book was a bathroom staple, along with several volumes of Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers.

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Better give it to him soon. 2023 is quickly being forgotten.

NotSpez,

But not forgiven

thorbot,

I’m the same age and I like browsing those when doing idle things like eating or pooping

Chobbes,

Weird that your father-in-law is a teenager.

some_guy,

Dumb cheap acrylic pyramids with silly decorations laid into the base.

Tattorack,
@Tattorack@lemmy.world avatar

Oh nooo! People still do organite? XD

dirtySourdough,

I mentioned to a family member how much I like my garlic press. I then received a garlic press for Christmas and will certainly be regifting it.

ApathyTree,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What kind do you have?

I have an ancient one, probably my great grandmothers, and the garlic just gets smashed into the square-but-actually-round holes and it’s impossible to get most of it out.

Mostly it makes smashed garlic, which I can do with a knife much more easily…

Mr_Blott,

I got an Oxo Good Grips one for my Christmas this year and I think it’s the last press I’ll ever need

Usually_Lurker,
@Usually_Lurker@lemmy.world avatar

Pampered Chef also makes a very nice one. Usually pampered chef is terribly overpriced but they do have a few high quality gems in the catalog.

Mr_Blott,

Yeah I saw those but they were stupidly overpriced like every they do . The Oxo ones were about €30, amazing price for a BIFL item

Gingernate,

I have this one as well. I like how it’s one piece, unlike some cheaper ones

Blue_Morpho, (edited )

It’s not one piece. It looks like one piece but the rubber handles eventually separate. The past couple of years I have used it without the rubber handle covers.

Blue_Morpho, (edited )

It will last about 5 years. I have one. The rubber handles fall off and the chrome plating peels.

Mr_Blott,

It does say not to put them in a dishwasher or that’ll happen

Poem_for_your_sprog,

Are people just too lazy to chop garlic?

smort,
@smort@lemmy.world avatar

Sometimes you want it pressed rather than chopped

Poem_for_your_sprog,

Pestle and mortar? Smash it with a spoon?

Buddahriffic,

Knife works better, since it’s a flat surface. A spoon would push it to the side instead of crushing evenly. Mortar and pestle is overkill unless you’ve got a lot of garlic to press.

Honytawk,

You don’t know my diet

hinterlufer,

Pressed garlic has a much more intense flavor. For a stew or most cooked stuff I would squash and chop it, for sauces or garlic oil I prefer pressed.

It’s also much faster as you don’t have to peel it and if you wash the press right away it’s just as fast as washing a knife.

sanguinepar,
@sanguinepar@lemmy.world avatar

It has literally never occurred to me that there’s no need to peel garlic if it’s going in a press. I feel dumb now.

TheActualDevil,

Is your family member Google Ad Sense?

“I see you spent a week researching PSUs for your computer and I see that you finally bought one. Would you like to buy a PSU? because even though we know you bought one we’ll be showing you nothing but ads for PSUs for the foreseeable future.”

technicalogical,

Ad Sense doesn’t know you’ve made your purchase.

A_Random_Idiot,

Its really bad when you’re in your living room talking about PSUs, then all of a sudden the only adds you see online are about PSU’s.

Buddahriffic,

Yeah, I’d be all like, “wtf happened to my ad blocker!?”

Speaking of which, if you talk about ad blockers in your living room, do you get ads for those?

GregorGizeh,

Why have you not violently disposed of your “smart” electronics that apparently permanently monitor you for amazons profit?

I_Fart_Glitter,
umulu,
@umulu@lemmy.world avatar

Regifting it because you don’t need a second one? Or because the one gifted to you is of lower quality?

dirtySourdough,

Both. I bought one from this brand before and it rusted after the first use. I’ll admit I may not have washed it properly, but that’s not something I expect from my kitchenware. And I don’t see a use for a second garlic press, but I’m open to hearing one

umulu,
@umulu@lemmy.world avatar

That’s some chinesium level shit right there XD I wouldn’t want that crap either.

solitaire, (edited )
@solitaire@infosec.pub avatar

My neighbour gave me a TV. To be precise, he rushed it to me unannounced at the exact moment I was leaving to go to a party. I accepted as quickly as I could in an effort to still make my train.

It turns out it’s about 15 years old and I have no use for it. He’s a lovely man but I intend to post it as free to a good home then drop it at an e-recycling station if nobody is interested.

Blamemeta,

Is it a CRT? Big giant tube tv? They can fetch decent prices.

waz,

Whirley-Pop.

Opend it up, realized it was a cheap piece of garbage. Went to return it to Amazon, and apparently it can’t be returnd.

I love some homemade stovetop popcorn, but it is way easier to make and clean up using a regular stainless pot than that POS.

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

Aw man, I use one of those often. IDK what about it is garbage, it works great and hasn’t given me any issues in years.

Fogle,

Yeah my girlfriend loves her whirleypop. But I don’t know what Amazon trash they’re selling now hers is quite old

Usually_Lurker,
@Usually_Lurker@lemmy.world avatar

You can get a new top with metal gears for cheap from their website. This thing is a tank and will never need to be replaced. Also for clean up it gets wiped out with a paper towel when cool, and placed back on the kitchen rack. Whirley-Pops are awesome. Simple does not equal cheap.

waz,

The one I got has metal gears. They are the main point of frustration. They don’t really make a full rotation without getting bound/jammed up. Slow, fast, or somewhere in-between, it always felt like I was fighting to get the only moving parts to move.

I’ve no problem with simple. I like simple. For me, this thing isn’t simple, it’s frustrating.

Maybe I just got a bad one. A lot of people seem to have an appreciation for it that matches yours. I’d be inclined to exchange it for a different one. Sadly, Amazon refuses to accept it as a returnable item.

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll have to look into the metal geared top. Mine has the plastic gears, and those have held up fine for me. Still, I wouldn’t mind an upgrade.

MrsDoyle,

Not in the trash, but I regifted something a friend sent me the week before Christmas. Wrapped it in fresh paper and gave it to another friend on Christmas Eve. No-one need know…

Rhynoplaz,

That’s funny, one of my friends gave me T-shirt with HER name on it. I don’t know when I’ll ever wear a shirt that says MrsDoyle. 🤷🏻‍♂️

hellothere,

Could it become your tea-shirt? The one you wear when making tea?

i_am_not_a_robot,
@i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk avatar

Sleepwear?

son_named_bort,

Candy wrappers because I ate the candy.

cmbabul,

Christian devotional book from my aunt, I’ve straight told her I don’t read or want them but she keeps doing it

Nomecks,

Take a picture of you burning it in a pentagram

JustMy2c,

Better to use a Bible as kindle As to use a Kindle as a bible

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Not trash, just returned to the shop. HP Smart Tank 580 printer.

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

Wow that’s a big gift! Do you have a different preferred solution for printing?

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Not really preferred, but I do have a printer already. A 20 years old HP PSC 1315. It still works, and I don’t even know how after my USB port replacement attempt which was also my first soldering attempt, and it ended terribly. But, it does seem to make a connection, so it works for now. I didn’t know what flux is, and I used the highest temperature, 520°C. As I said, no idea how it works, but it’s been like that for over 2 years.

It’s not perfect, but it works. It only has partial support by HPLIP, so to print in high DPI I need to use a Windows 7 VM with the drivers. That then takes 20 minutes per A4 page. The colors are quite poor and it has quite large borders. If scanning anything with color, I need to play with contrast and saturation in Scan2PDF, otherwise most colors are just invisible.
On the plus side, I found an app called NokoPrint that allows me to print from Android phone using this printer via USB.

So yeah, that smart tank would have been much better, but there would also be extra e-waste. I can deal with this printer. Actually, I got this from e-waste, so I even saved some. Also, they took it with extended warranty and some insurance, making it €207!!! I don’t want such an expensive gift.

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

Far be it from me to get in the way of your self-imposed suffering.

Dinsmore,

Did you buy a brother instead?

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I currently have a printer, also HP, but an old one (20 years).

When I’ll finally need a new printer, I’ll be deciding between HP and Brother. I am not sure about Linux support with Brother printers. I heard it’s great, but I need to search more. I know HPLIP works well, but I also heard these new HP printers don’t last long. Then there’s also the thing called HP+ (not to be confused with Instant Ink) that many of those printers have, which REQUIRES HP account AND a connection to internet.

schmorpel,

Be a member of the Brother-hood. I have a big black multifunction Brother printer, scanner (even fax, wtf!), and it works on both Linux and Windows. Bought four years ago. It just wants a quiet corner and a wifi connection. I think it’d even print from my Android phone if I tickled it a little, but can’t be arsed now. It’s happy with cheapo ink as well. It also cleans itself and has survived in a definitely-not-an-office environment. If it makes another year I’ll give it a pet name, it deserves one!

Zerlyna,
@Zerlyna@lemmy.world avatar

I have had three Brother lasers since 2006 and they are workhorses. Can’t help with the Linux question.

vxx,

Why did you get 3 printers in 17 years, did they break or anything?

cyberpunk007,

Maybe used them lots?

Zerlyna,
@Zerlyna@lemmy.world avatar

Two were for work. One I have at home.

cyberpunk007,

Recently went through this, did not continue with hp and went brother, couldn’t be happier.

rob_t_firefly, (edited )
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

Linux user here, can confirm a Brother multifunction laser printer/scanner monster from around five years ago works flawlessly and painlessly out of the box with multiple Debian derivatives.

Also the first toner I bought with it is still sealed in its box because the free starter toner which came with the printer still hasn’t run down. I’m never going back to inkjets!

cyberpunk007,

My 2 year old brother (all in one, not a human) same story. Works great with Linux. Better than my hp, even.

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

HP is a nightmare, I had nothing but issues on my system with HP. Brother is no fuss no install kind of deal. It just appears ready and willing.

mojofrododojo,

My first laser printer was an HP Laser Jet MP5 that my boss threw away because ‘it was noisy’. Workhorse beast printed easily another 15,000 pages before I replaced it with a color laser from Brother. That beast (purchased in 2013) has gone through 3 toner carts for CYMK, and printed high res great output in glorious color for over a decade now.

Moral of the story: HP wasn’t always garbage, but they certainly are today; Brother makes a damn good printer.

RampantParanoia2365,

Oh yeah, in college I bought an HP color ink jet that lasted probably 2 decades. No bullshit, it just printed stuff, and it was fantastic.

cm0002,

Good call lmao,

mojofrododojo,

AMEN. HP used to innovate technology. Nowadays they innovate new ways to fuck their customers around.

0x2d,

I like the hp-48 calculator

RampantParanoia2365,

The Canon version of that has been good for me. No subscription or anything, just fillable ink tanks.

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Only thing in all of these posts that deserves to be trashed.

robojeb,

My sister gave us some diapers for our newborn. Already pooped her way through them.

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

an excellent reason for those to be in the trash

forty2,
@forty2@lemmy.world avatar

Congratulations! …about the newborn, not the amount of poop (though that’s also a good sign!)

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Wow what an ungrateful crybaby pooping on your sister’s gift, smh.

/s of course. Congratulations on the newborn!

Sphks,
@Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What a shitty present!

slazer2au,

Bottle of scotch. It is in the trash because I have finished it.

cyberpunk007,

You really should recycle

slazer2au,

It shall be, haven’t need to the shop yet to deposit it in the glass receptical.

Drusas,

The in-laws know I love to cook and got me a (to me, they're familiar with the author through some TV show) random cookbook. It's aimed at people who don't know how to cook and lack confidence trying. Also who cook with things like Velveeta and cream of mushroom soup.

I mostly eat from-scratch Asian food.

Usually_Lurker,
@Usually_Lurker@lemmy.world avatar

Cream of Mushroom soup as a helper sauce base for beef stroganoff is a valid use scenario.

Drusas,

I don't think it has no good use cases. But this book uses it to a fault.

211,

All the chocolate is already down the toilet, or on my waistline.

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, the old “either went to waste or went to waist.”

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