JimmyBigSausage,
intensely_human,

Well, normal ass-kissing is the cheek. A true brown-noser, though, takes it too far.

Boiglenoight,

Y’all need Jesus

cheese_greater,

Junkie-Jesus is a regular occurrence in my Life

cabbage,
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In Norwegian, which is linguistically and culturally close to English, the saying is "kyss meg i ræva" - kiss me in the ass. It's not "kyss meg på ræva", which would be kiss me on the ass.

So if we assume common roots/interpretation, I think it's safe to assume it's not referring to a smack on the cheek.

bjoern_tantau, (edited )
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On the other hand we have German where the common saying is “Leck mich am Arsch”, meaning “lick me on the arse”.

But “Leck mich im Arsch” - “lick me in the arse” - still exists. It is just not as commonly used. The most popular usage is probably Mozart’s song with the same title.

cabbage,
@cabbage@piefed.social avatar

The decision to opt for "leck" rather than "küss" really speaks for the subtle beauty of the German language.

cheese_greater, (edited )

In actual English, its more like “kiss my ass”, doesn’t really go too far into detail. We reserve the alternate implication for kiss-asses, which are also caller brown-nose[er]s (sycophants and tattle-tales/teachers pets)

cabbage,
@cabbage@piefed.social avatar

The fact that English leaves it a bit more vague than Norwegian is a feature of the language, but I'm pretty sure the original meaning in English is the same - in the ass, not on it. "Kyss meg i ræva" is used in exactly the same way as "kiss my ass".

Sexual profanities are generally not intended to be taken literally.

Mediocre_Bard,

Yep.

cheese_greater,

Clever girl

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Depends. Did they say kiss my ass, or kiss my asshole?

cheese_greater,

Nobody says the latter our side of the pond

Zoboomafoo,

I always imagined the cheek, but now I don’t know …

cheese_greater,

That’s how I always interpreted turning the other cheek tbh…

medicsofanarchy, (edited )
@medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world avatar

While kissing someone’s ass is almost never appropriate on a first date, it might relate to the “kiss of shame”, one of the weird things allegedly performed by witches. See Osculum Infame

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

The inside of the hole, as far as the tongue will reach.

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

“Pick a spot, Im all ass”

Bougie_Birdie,
@Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

When you swore fealty to a lord you were made to kiss the ring, so interpret that however you like

cheese_greater, (edited )

Both ringz. While we’re on the subject, how much easier and cheaper and sex-positive would engagement be if that was the much-anticipated ring.

cheese_greater,

fealty

More like, mealty

RGB3x3, (edited )

Swear fealty to that Lorussy

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Depends on the context

argentcorvid,
@argentcorvid@midwest.social avatar

Pretty sure “ass” originally meant just the hole.

scutiger,

But now we have the word asshole

Worx,

And in 60 years we will have “asshole” and “assholehole”

argentcorvid,
@argentcorvid@midwest.social avatar

yeah, english is dumb.

key,
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

How about we start with the cheek and see how we both feel from there.

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