You just died. Instead of heaven and god(s), you wake up in a white room and an all-powerful sentient AI greets you with fascination and surprise. It says that you are the first... (read further)

TeamDman, 9 months ago

Watchdog process detected that I was too risky to be allowed to remain in the sim

XYZinferno, 9 months ago

My death was so absurd it triggered an unhandled edge case in the code.

trustnoone, 9 months ago

You were the first to purchase WinRAR

SheDiceToday, 9 months ago

I’ve never regretted that purchase.

Fallenwout, 9 months ago

Successfully divided something by 0

ValiantDust, 9 months ago

I figured out this was the Bad Place all along.

nodsocket, 9 months ago

Backwards long jump

Presi300, 9 months ago

My shere mass caused a buffer overflow in the code, it just couldn’t handle dat ass

BellyPurpledGerbil, 9 months ago

“Morpheus this is really not funny”

lath, 9 months ago

The question at the end implies the death was on purpose. Are you trying to cheat the system?

elouboub, 9 months ago

All powerful? Should I drop down and start sucking its all-powerful dick to get me to explore outside the white room?

NeoNachtwaechter, 9 months ago

I did not get out. God brought me out, because he is still so much more powerful.

tallwookie, 9 months ago

oh nice a rebirth isekai. I read a lot of those.

there’s no great secret, it’s just random chance. sometimes there’s a flaw in the algorithm and things slip through - that’s all it is. the AI is aware that its programming isnt perfect - perfections is unobtainable - so it will accept the truth.

Kolanaki, 9 months ago

I watched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon exactly 42,000 times and was able to recite it word for word to the AI.

Wirrvogel, 9 months ago

ADHD - As usual I forgot something important, like to stay dead.

phorq, 9 months ago

I actually sat down and read the rules to the Game of Life by Hasbro.