ValiantDust,

I figured out this was the Bad Place all along.

FooBarrington,

The first being not to lose the game.

uriel238,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
nodsocket,

Backwards long jump

I_Comment_On_EVERYTHING,

My name is “Robert’); DROP TABLES”.

MelastSB,

Ah yes, little Bobby Table

thorbot,

Unexpected XKCD

Presi300,
@Presi300@lemmy.world avatar

My shere mass caused a buffer overflow in the code, it just couldn’t handle dat ass

BellyPurpledGerbil,

“Morpheus this is really not funny”

lath,

The question at the end implies the death was on purpose. Are you trying to cheat the system?

elouboub,
@elouboub@kbin.social avatar

All powerful? Should I drop down and start sucking its all-powerful dick to get me to explore outside the white room?

NeoNachtwaechter,

I did not get out. God brought me out, because he is still so much more powerful.

trustnoone,

You were the first to purchase WinRAR

SheDiceToday,

I’ve never regretted that purchase.

tallwookie,

oh nice a rebirth isekai. I read a lot of those.

there’s no great secret, it’s just random chance. sometimes there’s a flaw in the algorithm and things slip through - that’s all it is. the AI is aware that its programming isnt perfect - perfections is unobtainable - so it will accept the truth.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I watched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon exactly 42,000 times and was able to recite it word for word to the AI.

Wirrvogel,

ADHD - As usual I forgot something important, like to stay dead.

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m … I’m afraid to say. Let’s just say it was a bit of an embarrassing venture involving rubberbands.

Bloodwoodsrisen,
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Silly Bands, putting them all up your arm and cutting off circulation because they were the thing at the time and you had a massive collection

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

loom bands mate

phorq,

I actually sat down and read the rules to the Game of Life by Hasbro.

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