You just died. Instead of heaven and god(s), you wake up in a white room and an all-powerful sentient AI greets you with fascination and surprise. It says that you are the first... (read further)

walter_wiggles, 10 months ago

I ate that silica gel pack that comes with stuff sometimes.

JackGreenEarth, 10 months ago

You just said, I died.

phorq, 10 months ago

I actually sat down and read the rules to the Game of Life by Hasbro.

tetris11, 10 months ago

I’m … I’m afraid to say. Let’s just say it was a bit of an embarrassing venture involving rubberbands.

Bloodwoodsrisen, 10 months ago

Silly Bands, putting them all up your arm and cutting off circulation because they were the thing at the time and you had a massive collection

umbrella, 10 months ago

loom bands mate

Wirrvogel, 10 months ago

ADHD - As usual I forgot something important, like to stay dead.

Kolanaki, 10 months ago

I watched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon exactly 42,000 times and was able to recite it word for word to the AI.

tallwookie, 10 months ago

oh nice a rebirth isekai. I read a lot of those.

there’s no great secret, it’s just random chance. sometimes there’s a flaw in the algorithm and things slip through - that’s all it is. the AI is aware that its programming isnt perfect - perfections is unobtainable - so it will accept the truth.

trustnoone, 10 months ago

You were the first to purchase WinRAR

SheDiceToday, 10 months ago

I’ve never regretted that purchase.

NeoNachtwaechter, 10 months ago

I did not get out. God brought me out, because he is still so much more powerful.

elouboub, 10 months ago

All powerful? Should I drop down and start sucking its all-powerful dick to get me to explore outside the white room?

lath, 10 months ago

The question at the end implies the death was on purpose. Are you trying to cheat the system?

BellyPurpledGerbil, 10 months ago

“Morpheus this is really not funny”

Presi300, 10 months ago

My shere mass caused a buffer overflow in the code, it just couldn’t handle dat ass

I_Comment_On_EVERYTHING, 10 months ago

My name is “Robert’); DROP TABLES”.

MelastSB, 10 months ago

Ah yes, little Bobby Table

thorbot, 10 months ago

Unexpected XKCD

nodsocket, 10 months ago

Backwards long jump