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PeleSpirit, in Company throws a corporate retreat at a plantation in southern Alabama with a period-appropriate costume ball, only black guy that works for the company shows up dressed as a slave.

I love this one, he went all in and the pictures are the best part. One of the comments below, lmfao:

This is funny af. I would pay to listen to the phone convos by management to the ceo “ABORT PLANTATION PARTY! ABORT!!!”

PuffyPanda, in My gf was raped and became pregnant. I broke up with her because she wanted to keep the baby + Updates

I feel so terrible for the GF. Not only was she a victim of rape, she had to make a choice that would either cause her to lose her family or her boyfriend. Though I don’t think OP was wrong in any of his actions, it’s still such a terrible situation for her.

Vengefu1Tuna, in OOP is gifted laser tattoo removal by her mother-in-law
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That’s a good one, thank you for sharing!

nosut, in Anyone want to help mod?
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Im down to help if you need it. r/bestofredditorUpdates & r/bestoflegaladvice was one of my favorite subs.

I have experience modding subreddits and discord servers as small as 10 people and as large as 20k+ people.

Barack_Ollama,

Sounds good! I’ll add you and @phthalocyanin. Now to figure out how to add mods :). I’ve never modded before :/ haha

nosut,
@nosut@lemmy.world avatar

Fully admit I am right there with you. New to Lemmy as well. I have been trying to bring some of my favorite subreddits here which is how I ended up finding this community as well.

phthalocyanin,
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take your time, we’ll learn together

Barack_Ollama,

Yay! Figured it out XD. Under each of your comments, I tapped the 3 dots, then selected appoint as a mod :). Good to know for the future haha

nosut,
@nosut@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for the heads up on it. Good future information.

Barack_Ollama,

Do either of you know of a place where we can group chat? Google didn’t help much :(

Honestlyrainygarden, in OOP: My girlfriend buried all of my beans in the woods and won't tell me where
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My (30 M) girlfriend (30 F) buried all of my beans in the woods and won’t tell me where, causing a fight between us - April 7 2020

With all that is going on, we have stocked up on supplies, including some canned goods. I ordered a few weeks ago 30 cans of beans. 10 are black beans, 10 are kidney beans, and 10 are pink beans. Also, I ordered 15 cans of chickpeas. I thought this is a reasonable amount of beans and chickpeas to have every now and then and would last for quite some time.

However last night I opened the cabinet because I wanted to make a vegetarian chili using two cans of beans, but all of the beans were gone. What the hell?

I asked my girlfriend and she told me she buried all of the beans in the woods.

At first I thought she was joking, but she explained, no, she had buried the beans in the woods. WTF?

I asked her to explain and she told me she was afraid that “if things get bad” we might have to worry about “looters or whatever” and that the beans would be in danger of being stolen. I said I thought this was completely ridiculous and unlikely. She became angry at me and said she “is protecting our beans.”

According to her logic, the beans are safely buried in the woods behind our apartment complex, and if we ever need some beans she will go to the “stash” and dig up a can or two, but would prefer if we save them all for “if things get worse”.

I said why only bury the beans, why not bury our more valuable items? She said the canned food was most valuable for long-term means, and that since we get fresh food in our online grocery deliveries, it would make sense to continue to stockpile beans. She intends to go bury more beans in the woods every week.

This was too insane for me and I got very upset. I demanded to know where the beans were buried, and she refused to tell me. She said if I knew she was afraid I’d dig them up, I said damn right I would. She said “I will never jeopardize the beans.” I crossed the line and said she was out of her mind, she stormed away. We have not talked since last night.

I think it is completely ridiculous to bury the beans in the woods and I want to find them and dig them up, but apparently my girlfriend is taking this very seriously. How can I convince her to tell me where the beans are? And do you think I should convince her to get therapy or something or should I break up with her? So confused. Is this normal for a girlfriend to bury beans or otherwise hide them?

TL;DR - My girlfriend buried the beans in the woods and will not tell me where they are.

Honestlyrainygarden,
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2 Days Later

The following day I tried to put my foot down, and I’m not usually a foot downer but there are rare issues where compromise is out of the question, and I foolishly decided this was one of those issues. I demanded to know where the beans were buried and I told her if she was going to bury beans I paid for in the woods that I would move out. We fought about it and I kept insisting.

In hindsight I should have just let it go and created my own hidden stash of beans in the apartment, and given her time to maybe cool down about this bean burying scenario, but I blew it all out of proportion. Yeah it’s weird to bury beans in the woods but why did I have to press it? What’s the harm at the end of the day? In the grand scheme of things? But I kept demanding her to take me to the beans, or at least draw a map or something, and finally she BROKE UP WITH ME. Over the beans. I have lost the love of my life because I couldn’t let the damn beans go. I am in disbelief. She moved out. Not only am I heartbroken but I am now paying full rent instead of 50% which is a huge financial issue for me.

TL;DR - I kept demanding that my girlfriend show me where she buried the beans in the woods and she got so angry at me that she ended our relationship and moved out. My heart is shattered and my finances are jeopardized because of a bean hoard.

jesterraiin, in OOP's dog ate her neighbour's drone. Neighbour takes her to small claims court which ironically is the best thing that happens to OOP.

Why do you write OOP?

Original Original Poster sounds dumb.

slazer2au,

OP is the person posting the aggregation version here.

OOP is the actual person who created the series of posts.

It was likely seperated this way to identify which poster is being referred to.

jesterraiin,

I can tell who is who, it’s just that Original Original Poster sounds dumb.

WastingSpace,

I read it as Original OP, which does sound OK, but that’s just me

reflex,
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Original Original Poster sounds dumb.

How about OP' (oh-pee prime), borrowing from math notation. 😏

jesterraiin,

Massive improvement. It sounds professional, serious and stuff…

TheOminousBulge,
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I humbly suggest Oop and Op. Pronounced as words. Like loop and top.

jesterraiin,

The problem is, that OOP is an acronym already widespread and used since long.

Therefore, this attempt at forcing new word into local dialect seems dumb.

TWeaK,

It’s the standard term in the BORU subreddit where these posts come from. It means Other Original Poster.

jesterraiin,

“Do not multiply entities beyond necessity”

There’s no such thing as “other original poster”.

There’s only original poster and people who repost it. That’s why there’s the “I’m not OP” disclaimer…

HidingCat,

Oh great, a pedant.

BORU used those terms, and people understood what they meant. Did you really have to display your pedantry like a badge of honour?

jesterraiin,

Oh great, a pedant.

I’m so sorry that you’re triggered by someone’s opinion. Can I suggest leaving the Internet immediately and for good, while at that?

Lmaydev,

From the person triggered by a well established acronym.

jesterraiin,

Correction: from the misuse of a well established acronym, one that belongs to programming.

Lmaydev,

OOP Out of Picture (greyhound racing, 30+ lengths behind the winning greyhound)

OOP Out of Place

OOP Out of Pouch (sugar gliders)

OOP Order of Play (sports)

OOP Out Of Play

OOP Object Oriented Programming

OOP Out of Protection (gaming)

You’re being pedantic.

TWeaK,

There’s the OP of this post, then there’s the OP of the Other post. So there’s the Other OP.

jesterraiin,

There can’t be “other” or “another” original poster.

There’s THE original poster and simply people who reposted his or her content.

OOP is an acronym for something entirely different.

TWeaK,

There’s an original poster for each post. When you’re talking in one post about another post, there is another original poster from the other post. What you call that other original poster is up to you, but OOP is what the BORU sub settled on.

The person who posts a repost is an OP for that specific post, to differentiate them from the other commenters in the post. It’s not like Original Content, which his the root source of all reposts, it’s just a term that (automatically, by the site’s own labels) refers to the person who made that specific post, regardless of its content.

jesterraiin,

There’s an original poster for each post.

There’s only one Original Poster. Everyone else is doing reposting.

OOP

It’s an acronym already in use. You’re multiplying entities beyond the necessity.

TWeaK,

In use for what?

Acronyms can be used for different things in different contexts.

jesterraiin,

In use for what?

It takes a lot less to Google it, than write this comment.

TWeaK,

Lmao now I’m definitely not going to bother. Not least because a Google search will come up with multiple answers, because acronyms have multiple uses, so I still won’t know what you’re talking about.

Seeing as you’re not really arguing in good faith in any way, shape or form, I’m out.

makingStuffForFun,
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As this is not OP posting, it is in fact the O OP. I agree, sounds weird, but what it is.

jesterraiin,

As this is not OP posting,

It’s already explained with “I’m not OP” disclaimer.

it is in fact the O OP.

So you think that each repost warrants for the addition of another “O”?

If someone links to your repost, it should be O O OP, then?

Come on… Nobody does that.

MortyMcFry,
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I agree it sounds ridiculous and I’m sorry you’ve been downvoted so much. Though this is a reddit repost so the downvotes are expected.

Kolanaki,
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To be fair to Lemmy, this poster has been saying some pretty insane shit lately and possibly just attracting attention on themselves because of that.

jesterraiin,

It’s ok, I pay little attention to the voting system. 😁

nieceandtows, in OOP's dog ate her neighbour's drone. Neighbour takes her to small claims court which ironically is the best thing that happens to OOP.

This is a classic. Some people truly rely on people to just get scared and give in to their demands even if there’s no standing.

jacktherippah, in My (29f) parents ghosted me 5 years ago after my wedding and now reached out. What do I do?

Man I can’t wait for the fediverse to have enough content of its own for a “best of fediverse updates”.

veroxii,

I guess just commenting is not enough. We should all get out there and create some drama!

rcmaehl, in Working within Lemmy’s limits
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Mod of c/BestOfLemmyUpdates here. The post character limit should be updated to 50k-100k once servers update to 0.18.

Also would you like me to point people from that community here? This community seems a lot more popular, although reddit focused.

Barack_Ollama,

Oh yay!! I’m glad they’ve already made the update to the codebase. I wasn’t expecting it to be that fast lol.

You’re welcome to point people here if you want! Though, that one could be for Lemmy updates only & they could be cross-posted to this one too! Whatever you’d like to do :)

We actually don’t want to focus on Reddit lol, it probably comes across that way because we’re mostly Reddit refugees who loved best of Redditor updates :). I’m going to be posting from AskAManager & others too, but will probably wait for the character limit update.

SnowMeowXP, in My (29f) parents ghosted me 5 years ago after my wedding and now reached out. What do I do?
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I am grateful for these reposts here, as I was looking forward to them before in “the site we left”.

Judgy_McJudgerson,

Same. Although it’s heartbreaking when the boy reaches the posting cap and I’m left on a cliffhanger. I’d rather not give Reddit the traffic if I can help it.

TWeaK,

We have to be careful though, the standards of BORU have dropped significantly since then, and fake posts are running rampant.

themeatbridge,

Across the board, I feel like there’s more bots, more spam, and more creative writing trying to pass for real stories. It was always there, but the mods and the tools in my app helped hide it from me and made the experience better. Now, those are more or less gone.

Razputinsgirth, in My (29f) parents ghosted me 5 years ago after my wedding and now reached out. What do I do?

Parents are clearly in the wring but I will note op never said how old she is

Isiliel,

You didn’t read the title?

passably9, in My (29f) parents ghosted me 5 years ago after my wedding and now reached out. What do I do?

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    Did you read everything?

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    Because you couldn’t have missed the point more?

    Deez, in I keep meeting my birth mom but she doesn’t know it’s me

    Here’s the update that is linked at the end of the OP:

    Met my biological dad for the first time ever and I’m very happy about it (update)

    Lots of you asked to let you know how it goes meeting my biological dad and to say it was emotional….is an understatement. I’ve been feeling so many things since this all happened. We met a few days ago. Was originally supposed to be almost 2 weeks ago but shit kept coming up. Work and then I got sick (not covid) for days. But we made it happen. Tbh this was more nervous for me because I didn’t know anything about him. With my bio mom it was different because I watched her from far and got to know her a little before it came out. I asked my bio mom if she could be there too just because she knows him better so it was the 2 of us waiting for him at this park.

    He was already crying before we even got to him. This guy is strong too so he pulled me in for the biggest bear hug and crying 😅🥲

    He told me he wants me to know that they loved me so much and he loves me. I lost count how many times he’d come back in for one more hug. This definitely got to him. And he kept saying thank you God a few times. Looking at my face. The feelings man, the feelings… We had so many of them. Hearing him tell me how much they love me even back then. It meant so much for me to hear that and ngl that had me holding him tight too.

    I’m sure to everyone at the park it was weird seeing 3 crying people lol. My bio dad said he cried so many times just driving over here he didn’t think he had anymore tears until he saw us. When we were all sitting down it hit me that my bio mom was NOT lying when she said we look alike 😂 obviously he’s older but still holy shit the similarities.

    He brought gifts too which was a surprise. It was really nice he told me I don’t have to keep them if I don’t want it but he felt weird not coming with anything and he’s wanted to give this to me for a long time.

    One was a teddy bear holding a picture frame of him at the hospital holding me (he was 15 years old, it’s still crazy to realize that ). And then the other thing was a journal. The journal thing was stuff he said he started writing to me years after I was adopted. He was in therapy and that that helped him to cope thinking he would give them to me one day. His way of still feeling connected to me. I haven’t read everything yet but some of the pages were his thoughts and like if he’s talking to me. How he felt when they found out she was pregnant, then the adoption, everything going on in his mind when he first got to hold me as a baby. I didn’t even know he was at the hospital too.

    It was not what I was expecting… it really got me. I read some more of what he wrote last night that really got me crying. I’m sad to think how much this affected them emotionally for years. Also think it’s pretty sweet he wanted to write this for me. We talked about his own life which was pretty hard. His struggles with home life and the feelings he had about giving me up. Then he wanted to know everything about me. Basically with the same questions my bio mom had. I made sure they knew they made the right decision. Because my life was pretty great.

    He looked like he wanted to cry when he knew that because that’s all they hoped for and it was something he always wondered about for years. My bio mom left a bit after we were more comfortable so we could talk more in private once it didn’t feel too awkward between us. From there he told me stories about how he met my bio mom. Sometimes he’d point out stuff he notice about me that reminds him of her or me and him having similar likes.

    Example: I love eating mangos. I can eat them all day and that’s what I bought when we bought snacks at the park. He told me my bio mom was obsessed with mangos seven before she got pregnant, while pregnant she craved it even more.

    Just cool info to know even if it’s random stuff lol. It’s still stuff we have in common and we both have lots. Both like hiking, playing pool, he was a swimmer in college and I was on a swim team in highschool, both love rock music. Especially 90’s. My bio dad was really open about sharing everything. Like he really was getting ready for this meeting. He hoped it would happen and he prayed everyday to see me again because he had so many things he wanted to tell me. Overall really good first meeting. I’m glad how it went. He’s open to the idea of meeting my parents. After I told them about all this because they definitely want to meet my bio parents again if I’m comfortable with that, obviously if my bio parents are too. Let’s see when that happens. Idk how it’s gonna feel for me. They’ve met eachother before I was even born but I never had them at the same place so that’ll be interesting lol.

    Me and my parents met up yesterday to have breakfast so I could tell them everything. My mom was so happy how it went. She actually cried too whne i was telling them about both their reactions. My dad was proud because he knew how hard it was the months after finding my bio mom and not really wanting to make contact yet. I’m really happy to have their support because it’s hard not to feel guilty about wanting to know more my bio parents. They gave me a really good life so for a while it’s felt like maybe to them I’m showing them that wasn’t good enough for me and I’d rather have my bio parents. But they told me many times they want me to do this for me and the know how much I love them. And I really do.

    Finding them and meeting them was hard. But it was so worth it to me. And seeing their reactions made it feel even more worth it. Still can’t believe it sometimes.

    I’m just realizing this has turned into a long post, my bad haha. Writing this has been therapeutic tbh. Kind of thinking back to everything that’s happened. Feeling really grateful. Again wanna say thank you to everyone who has been on this journey with me. Everyone who sent me their own stories, their love, their encouragement. You guys have beautiful hearts and I’m happy I had somewhere to talk about all this and receive so much love back! Just wanna say to all the adopted kids out there, i wish you guys luck and that you find what you’re looking for. It’s not easy at all. I feel fortunate that things didn’t go badly or that my bio parents aren’t bad people. And to all the birth parents out there who made this sacrifice, thank you 🙏🏻 🙏🏻🙏🏻It’s because of you there are kids out there like me who got to have a great life with loving parents ❤️

    jochem,

    This part made me genuinely tear up.

    suckaduck, in My (29f) parents ghosted me 5 years ago after my wedding and now reached out. What do I do?
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    Big yikes. They don’t agree and go no contact on their child, even going as far as to block her on most means to get in touch. “Aight immah throw away my child cause I don’t agree with a decision they made”. Insane.

    AnonymousLlama, in My (29f) parents ghosted me 5 years ago after my wedding and now reached out. What do I do?
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    A fascinating read. Nothing of value was lost in not taking to these people for the last half decade

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