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illi, in "Margaret" by Jim Benton

This gets posted every single Haloween and I’m here for it

samus12345,
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Yeah, but this time it’s on Lemmy!

Fredselfish,
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That because he comes every year gives him full size Snickers bars. She will live forever.

samus12345,
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No idea why she keeps getting scheduled to die on Halloween, though.

notabot,

How else does Death guarantee a steady supply of full sized Snickers? The arrangement works for both of them.

samus12345,
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He could just threaten everyone he comes for to buy him some full-sized Snickers or he’ll take their soul. Most would consider that a fair trade.

notabot,

Oh, I’m sure that, once word gets out, everyone will have a few Snickers or similar treats to hand at all times, sort of like how spirits would be sent to the afterlife with two coins for Charon, but a bit earlier in the process.

samus12345, (edited )
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And then for the suicidal people, he’d threaten to NOT take them if they don’t buy him some Snickers.

lightnsfw,

Also helps kill the kids with diabetes or peanut allergies. In the long run death gets more business keeping her alive.

Cylusthevirus,
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I did a version of this during the height of the pandemic where I hung up a big old clothesline in the front yard and pinned dozens of full size bars to it. Always interesting to see which ones get taken; Twix and KitKat proved the most popular. And the line wasn't empty at night's end! Our neighborhood kids are sweet.

illi,

I always prefered Twix just because it had 2 bars in the package. Felt like I’m getting more.

DasRubberDuck, in Slow and Courteous [Beetlemoses]

I love people in traffic thanking me, even if they had the right of way.

Happend to me this morning: I had to stop behind a parked car in my lane to let the guy in his lane go first past, he thanked me although I just followed the rules and it instantly put a smile on my face.

nonailsleft,

Wait he didn’t get out to give you a handy?

DasRubberDuck,

Not at that specific time, no.

Evil_Shrubbery, in Life's too short - by Extra Fabulous Comics

Nope, not like that at all.

snooggums, in Slow and Courteous [Beetlemoses]
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

As long as they are not causing further traffic issues by not being predictable when yielding right of way when they don't need to.

Predictable and cautious is far better than slow and courteous.

IanSomnia,

“Don’t be polite. Be predictable.” -dad

Zehzin, in xkcd - Spirit
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

We’ll pick it up in like 50 to 300 years. Hang in there little robot.

AchillesUltimate,

We’ll never forget him.

lugal,

Never forgive, never forget, never go back

Klear,

Never give up, never surrender.

lugal,

No Surrender, No Retreat

Sotuanduso,

No take, only throw.

wabafee,

Hotel? Trivago

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Meanwhile in France: no surrender ONLY RETREAT

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Never back down never what!?

killeronthecorner,
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Forget who? Anyway

Perfide,

We probably won’t, to be honest. It’ll end up in the first Martian Museum, if anything.

Zink,

They could build a little clear dome over it right where it sits. Then build the museum around that.

aliceblossom, in "Margaret" by Jim Benton

Margaret looks like a Kids Next Door character, but I can’t quite place who 🤔

skulblaka,
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

She looks like Muriel from Courage the Cowardly Dog

umbraroze, in *taps temple* [ADHDinos]
@umbraroze@kbin.social avatar

Aww, ADHD dinosaurs sounds like a cool animal concept. I hope there are turtles who taught us how to deal with depression.

RIP_Cheems, in "Margaret" by Jim Benton
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Only the purest of souls may evade him.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, in "Margaret" by Jim Benton

Jim Benton is a gift to us.

whaleross, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]
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I think the main problem is that a single value score means different things to different people. Most people think it means “entertaining”, film nerds think “original”, cineasts think, well, I don’t know actually, but I’d imagine a sum of technical aspects.

One solution would be to split up the rating into aspects, another to filter ratings according to similarity in preferences. None of these are perfect though and the latter may even be another social media trap with all kinds of inherent problematics.

My workaround is to have a quick glance at the different review boards I know for their audience and weigh the scores to the type of movie if it’s worth a two hour investment of time or not.

Personally I came to the conclusion a long time ago that there is no reason for me to rate movies for how faux objectively “good” they are. I don’t rate movies for anybody else. I rate them to keep track of what I’ve seen from people in the production. I try to give it some context, but ultimately it’s an entirely subjective rating for myself.

SchizoDenji,

Counterpoint: Movie “Critics” are supposed to be the ones who judge movie on how well made it is rather than their personal taste. Roger Ebert disliked a lot of films but didn’t deduct the scores because of it.

Funko critics on RT are not qualified to be critics.

Lesrid,

Pedestrian reviewers are fine too so long as you can depend on them to endorse certain types of films.

whaleross,
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I don’t think it’s contradictory to my post. RT is one of the boards I check for the angle of supposedly professional movie critics, though I’ll be the first to admit the standards are pretty low.

SocialMediaRefugee, (edited )

I always gave Ebert credit for his review philosophy. Like you said, he would review a slasher movie and he said he didn’t care for them but he would review it from the angle of slasher movies and if it was a good slasher movie. He seemed to have a strange hangup on nudity even though he wrote the script for “Valley of the Dolls.” For instance, he didn’t like “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” because Jennifer Jason Leigh had a nude scene.

SocialMediaRefugee, in Online movie reviews [Beetlemoses]

Amazon reviews:

“I haven’t received it yet but I’m sure it will be good.” 5 stars

“UPS damaged the box.” 1 star

“I bought the wrong size, they were too small.” 1 star

Yelp reviews:

“Restaurant wouldn’t seat us at 6pm on Valentine’s day without a reservation.” 1 star

Adalast, in xkcd - Spirit

Omg, this makes me want to cry almost as much as it singing Happy Birthday to itself every year like a real life Claptrap party.

Rusky_900, in Slow and Courteous [Beetlemoses]

Family means nothing to this guy.

metallic_z3r0,

Probably played by B-list actor van Petrol.

Anticorp, in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

If any animal understands running just for the hell of it, it’s the dog.

quindraco, in xkcd - Spirit

I love you, unlike OP, who clearly hates you, so here’s the alt-text.

On January 26th, 2274 Mars days into the mission, NASA declared Spirit a ‘stationary research station’, expected to stay operational for several more months until the dust buildup on its solar panels forces a final shutdown.

wahming,

Jan 26, 2010, to add some context.

jbk,

2010-01-26 according to xkcd 1179

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