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jjagaimo, in Things are constantly happening [ADHDinos]

How has he looked inside my brain and extracted its essence

Kusimulkku, in China shop 2024

I though it was BoJo at first

Delphia, in China shop 2024

The genie is a bitch to get back into the bottle isnt it.

themeatbridge,

The poop doesn’t go back into the asshole.

HerbalGamer,

Not with that attitude!

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I can’t remember which Republican senator - the old turtle or the closeted bottom - that said something like “if we elect Trump we will be destroyed”.

can, in "Self Esteem Bot" by SMBC Comics
Crul,

FYI: there is also a hidden hover text

Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic and I simply have to accept it.

The_Cleanup_Batter, (edited ) in "Private Wallace" by Extra Fabulous Comics

Even more hilarious when you realize that the veteran has only one leg in the drawing. Edit: Well excuse me for thinking that the punchline was that the son had just pivoted to drawing really depressing topics garnering the reaction from the parents.

cley_faye,

Congratulation on your reading skills.

quicksand,

What else was hilarious about it?

GetKebab,

Technically you’re correct, and I wish I could agree. However, the line “I’m so glad our son has moved away from drawing huge cocks” was already pretty great.

Zorque,

The shockingly large penis of the one-legged man.

Aecosthedark,

Thats how i read it dude. Your edit made me see what the artist was going for, thank you.

BluesF,

Man I did not get this joke at all before reading this lmao

FullMaxPowerStirner, in Gone with the Blastwave #1

Best depiction of Ukraine in a few months or years, if it keeps going.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

At least on Russia side. Ukrainians defending their country.

Dogyote, (edited )

But will their lives really be any different whether they win or lose? It’s not like they’re being invaded by a country with a different economic system.

Edit: Look at Crimea, how’d that go for the average Crimean? Any significant differences in their quality of life?

dandi8,

What a braindead take.

Dogyote,

What a weak response

fosforus,

But will their lives really be any different whether they win or lose?

yes

Zorque,

If you see no differences between the Ukrainian government, flawed as it has been, and the Russian government under Putin... you may need to look a little deeper.

Dogyote,

No differences worth fighting for.

grabyourmotherskeys,

I’m going to over to your place, take over the nicest room, lock a few people in the basement if they complain, and you’ll be going to work everyday to pay for this. Sound good?

cannibalia,

Weak sauce.

Dogyote,

lol that’s like using household finances to describe how government debt works. Not an accurate analogy at all.

grabyourmotherskeys, (edited )

I guess I can head on over.

Edit: the reason you should not use household finances as an analogy in this is because households do not control monetary policy and most people don’t really understand national and international financial policy (or their own finances half the time).

In this case, a neighbor making an unprovoked takeover of your house in order to take advantage of the people living there is exactly what happened. The invasion hinges on “might makes right” so it stands to reason that should be fine in the locale of your home if it’s ok for a Ukrainian’s home near the border.

Perfide,

Says you, an anonymous nobody on the internet.

Dogyote,

Just like everyone else here. What a pointless thing to say.

wombatula,

So by that logic, Ukraine and in fact every country that Putin sets his eyes on should just roll over and surrender?

The mere threat of violence should allow a dictator to take over, as long as the country is moderately corrupt?

I hate to break it to you, that’s nearly every country in the world, so Putin (or any other dictator) could become the world’s emperor if they just made a credible threat?

This is why total pacifism is insanity folks.

fosforus,

Yet somehow almost every nation that’s neighboring Russia is ready to fight Russia just for the privilege of not being in Russia. We cannot all be just delusional.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Ukrainians disagree. And they are the ones that matter. If you want to live in slavery or without political rights, it is your choice, of course.

Dogyote,

Well yeah, it’s up to them, but I don’t think they’re monolithic. They’ll eventually negotiate once they run out of men or weapons. I don’t think they’d be slaves if Russia captured Kyiv either. Perhaps without political rights, but that wasn’t much different than before.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

I think that's exactly the point - they know how it was before, and they know how it can be by looking in neighboring EU.

Dogyote,

Not worth dying for imo

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

“Give me liberty or give me death”

— Patric Henry

“There are very few things worth dying for, liberty for yourself and for your loved ones is one of them”

— MxM111

Dogyote,

Liberty is practically a myth

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

That depends where you live, what your cultural upbringing is. If you are from Russia, sure. There, it is a myth, and democracy is something to scare people by.

fosforus,

Yeah, not only Ukraine, but pretty much every country that’s next to Russia.

shugosha, in "Private Wallace" by Extra Fabulous Comics

I didn’t get it.

Then after adjusting my old eyes, I realized she didn’t say “clocks”.

z500,
@z500@lemmy.world avatar

Alright boss, I’m cockin’ out for the night

bingbong,

Don’t forget to punch the time cock

RedAggroBest,

Watch out, it kicks.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Not on my cock you ain’t

photonic_sorcerer, in Future Insight – The Jenkins
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

If you have perfect knowledge of the future and know which stocks will do well, why bother with trying to diversify your portfolio to try to mirror the market?

insomniac_lemon,
@insomniac_lemon@kbin.social avatar

So, as it turns out there are a few big reasons.

  • it's a cosmic felony
  • causing improbable events creates a new timeline which increases entropy in all probable realities, which can have some drastic (and usually negative) effects.
  • most time travel agencies (which is what most people can afford) use technology that doesn't actually allow for free will, that's why it's mostly sold for vacations.
    • you can alter/push some decisions, but for most people it's not gonna be successful stocks.
    • older technology was advanced calculation in a realistic simulation. Most people just wanted an old memory or to get closure. Some people just try a different meal or movie choice, the experience is all that matters.
  • time mercenaries. We're actually not sure who these guys are, but we also don't wanna know either. Some say they're who cause spontaneous combustion and embarrassing deaths.
  • most forms of actual time travel leave the user stranded, with chronic or terminal illness (and sometimes amnesia), and in some cases fading/poofing out of existence when certain thresholds are crossed.
    • On top of that, new timelines of you typically aren't experienced by you. It's a different you. So that was nice of you.
  • time spiders. You don't want to know.
WetBeardHairs,

time spiders. You don’t want to know.

They’re really more crab-like than spider-like. If you bring a net back home from vacation, you can snag a few. They’re delicious steamed with butter.

Fuck_u_spez_, in His baby 🫣

Thanks, I hate Kool-Aid.

balderdash9, in "Private Wallace" by Extra Fabulous Comics

You can tell someone has artistic chops when they’re doing something that’s successful, very intentional, and yet completely weird. I’m talking about the comic artist, not the kid inside the comic lol

Detheroth,

Is this in reference to the eyes? I rapid-fired through the stages of grief looking at them before landing on “It’s neat. They look weird but the artist makes it work”

balderdash9,

Yep, the eyes are deliberately weird but they work

Classy,

•( _•)

thorbot, in "Private Wallace" by Extra Fabulous Comics

But he has two legs… ohhhhh

fabulous

FilthyShrooms,
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

Extra Fabulous, if you will

naticus,

I won’t. But Zach M Stafford will.

MargotRobbie, in I now pronounce you...
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

I, for one, think lizards are cool and deserve love too!

MamboGator, in "Self Esteem Bot" by SMBC Comics
@MamboGator@lemmy.world avatar

It’s like the time ol’ Koontzy moved in.

youtube.com/watch?v=wg0EpEzqYCc

danc4498,

I always wanted a zune

agent_flounder, in Executive Dysfunction [ADHDinos]
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Me: do the thing

🧠: “uh, no. Now sounds horrible and way too hard and it’ll take eleventy billion hours”

Later

🧠: “OMG Emergency!! I’m late!! … Completes task … Wow that was kind of quick and easy. Why didn’t we do this sooner???”

Me: (ಠ_ಠ)

magikmw,

Brain, gaslighting us for adrenaline hits every chance it can.

isolatedscotch,

completing tasks? how do i learn this wizardry?

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

I mean… mostly complete…

balderdash9, in I now pronounce you...
AngryCommieKender,

Fun fact: The US government tested using the “I Love You” song as a form of torture by blasting it on repeat, at one of their bases for several days or weeks on end. The results showed “significant mental impairment” within 15 minutes of exposure.

balderdash9,
flerp,

Jokes on the US government, that’s the only way I consume my media! I would be singing along until my captors showed signs of significant mental impairment.

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