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ossadeimorti, in The Circle of AI Life

It’s amazing to see the amount of people here talking about their ai fanfiction like it were hard facts.

grendel, (edited ) in A message from Santa [deliberatelyburied]
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never crop out - it fucks with dimensions, just paint over with the background color

thorbot, (edited ) in SSB is a little messed up, when you think about it. [Safely Endangered]

But the difference is they like beating the hell out of eachother

brsrklf,
Buddahriffic,

Yeah, I picture them like Goku and Vegeta. If you’re not fighting at 100% with the intent to kill your opponent, you’re insulting them gravely.

thorbot,

It’s never truly to the death though, even if they get yeeted into oblivion they just respawn. They are immortal beings

Buddahriffic,

Goku and Vegeta don’t actually go all out and kill their opponents very often either. They like to tell their opponents to go all out while holding back as much as possible themselves because they don’t respect their opponents unless they make them go all out. Pretty much every single character in that multiverse is like that. But it does sound badass, even if it’s a subtle insult to their opponent.

Zoomboingding, (edited )
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aka the Pokemon rationale

thorbot, (edited )

No, Pokemon are forced to beat the snot out of eachother and then shoved back into a tiny ball

Zoomboingding,
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In-game lore says that they enjoy combat, akin to sparring matches.

thorbot,

Oh right, they love getting beaten to the point of losing consciousness, I forgot the Pokemon company buried that in there

Zoomboingding,
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I’m not saying it’s a good rationale

thorbot,

For sure. I guess all Pokemon are sadists at heart

FuglyDuck, (edited ) in Grilboss this! Girlboss that!
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I dunno. But If grilboss could make me a stack of ribs…

(Sorry that typo was too hard to pass up…)

joyjoy,
Fredselfish, in The Clock
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Don’t give companies ideas ( written from the bathroom at work)

noerdman,
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(I like how you’re on Lemmy during that time (and how that gives you plausible deniability if somebody asks if your bathroom breaks need to be 30 minutes because you’re on reddit))

Fredselfish,
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Boss makes a dollar I make a dime why I poop on company time.

remotedev, in The Circle of AI Life

Is this the assassin’s Creed backstory?

rob_t_firefly, in And Tigger Too - Danby Draws Comics
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See you in twelve days, Tigger!

potoo22, in And Tigger Too - Danby Draws Comics

Piglet couldn’t censor the mirror.

A bounty has been placed. The lawyers have been made aware of your presence.

blanketswithsmallpox, in ZAP

Wishing for Dragon Balls is just wishing for more wishes with extra steps. Wish denied!

Devi, in Ornithologists are assholes.

I'm with the ornithologists. Herpetology is weird.

Sway_Chameleon,
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A badge we weirdos wear with honour.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Wait till you discover derpetology

tkk13909, in A message from Santa [deliberatelyburied]

Wait a second…

F04118F, (edited ) in The tedious part of war [Goat To Self]

Reminds me of that report from earlier this year, how Taliban former warriors were struggling with office work

time.com/…/taliban-afghanistan-office-work-quiet-…

Viking_Hippie,

Holy shit, Time can’t even do an article about the Taliban without lying about the rights and responsibilities of workers! 🤦

babypigeon,

First thing I thought of when I saw this post.

Deadeyegai, in The Clock
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.

noerdman, (edited )
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Boss makes a grand, I make a dollar. I eat more fibre so breaks get even longer.

GBU_28, (edited )

Uhh fiber makes shits super fast and super clean

Perroboc,

Yeah but the boss doesn’t need to know that

noerdman, (edited )
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AtariDump, (edited )

The boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime
That was a poem
From a simpler time.

Now my boss makes a grand
While I make a cent
And he’s got employees
That can’t make the rent

When the CEO makes a million
And we don’t make jack
That’s when we riot
To take it all back

Now Mr investor
If this seems extreme
I have to remind you
It sure beats the guillotine

balderdash9, in The Circle of AI Life

Have ya tried turning the AI off and back on?

MNByChoice, in More Parmesan? - Existential Comics

I like it. It is a bit heavy handed with the philosophy. I would love to see more.

ShaggySnacks,

Existential Comics is a philosophical comic.

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