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lvxferre, (edited ) in Ornithologists are assholes.
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

I love how it pokes fun at an ackshyually, and then proposes a monophyletic clade for arseholes.

…at the end of the day herpetology studies tetrapods minus the ones that ornithologists and mammalogists called dibs on. You’ll see the same in medicine - vets treating all animals, except the species that physicians said “NOPE, I GOT THIS ONE”.

Devi,

Small animals is a specialism. Like just animals that are small. Actually, so is exotics! So the same guy is treating parrots, reptiles, and monkeys. That's ridiculous.

Steve,

Humans?

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Crabs 😔

Crul, (edited ) in ZAP

Source (Spanish):

Anticorp, in More Parmesan? - Existential Comics

You’re supposed to taste it before you have them do their little cheese ritual. All that intelligence, and like 7 wisdom.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

No you’re supposed to take all the cheese and make little cheese angels on the floor while they grate it around you

Anticorp, (edited )

You and I may have different objectives at an Italian restaurant. Yours sounds more fun.

Diplomjodler, in More Parmesan? - Existential Comics

If all knowledge is empirical, you have your solution already. Just make an experiment. Use a heuristic to estimate an amount, test it and adjust as you go.

Socsa, (edited )

All information is empirical, but all decisions are not. Life clearly requires approximation, and this is such a simple idea which a ton of really smart people fail to grasp.

_stranger_,

He did! The heuristic was “what the chef recommends” and the next meal will adjust that estimate downward… assuming “as much cheese as possible” doesn’t result in the collapse of the universe.

Kolanaki, in More Parmesan? - Existential Comics
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I don’t say “when” until there is a mountain of cheese 2 feet high on my plate. And I sit there watching the plate in awkward silence the entire time.

Anticorp, (edited )

Instead of making it awkward, perform the Austin Powers photography monologue.

“Yes. Yes! YES.”

“NO! NO!”

“Yes”

AdrianTheFrog, in More Parmesan? - Existential Comics
@AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

I agree with the chef.

ChicoSuave,

I agree with the pasta, which questions if it’s good enough and takes the notion of an implied revisit of another ingredient as a validation of its inadequacies.

EmergMemeHologram, in More Parmesan? - Existential Comics

Oh fuck I’ve had this same thought when the waiter offers pepper or parmesan.

Bahnd,

The philosophy is plagued with circular logic (thus is the joke). Occam’s Razor would state that the guy probably just likes cheese.

Diprount_Tomato, in Broke Frog – The Jenkins
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Poor Kermit

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Poor Kermit my ass.

He gets all-you-can-eat pork every night.

poszod, in Broke Frog – The Jenkins

Fucking genius.

otter,

This one got an audible laugh, it’s so simple but so good

NewNewAccount,

Can someone explain? I’m an idiot.

Phoenix3875,

Opening a purse but only getting flies flying out usually means that the purse is empty in cartoons. Here the conversation suggested that frogs uses flies as currencies and thus subverts the convention.

Another layer on top is that two flies are required, but the customer only got one, so they’re still broke, just like the conventional representation of being broke.

palordrolap,

Technically the insect in the original gag was a moth, not a fly.

Certain kinds of moth caterpillars eat cloth. Banknotes at the time and location of the original gag were made of cotton fibre paper, (and indeed some places still do this, or did so very recently) so were theoretically as delicious to those caterpillars as cotton clothes would be.

For clothing, mothballs can be used to deter them from laying eggs wherever the clothes are, but it's kind of hard to cram a mothball into a wallet. Also, the money probably already had the eggs on it, which is too late for a mothball anyway.

Thus, if a moth flies out of your wallet, it means that the paper money is long gone because that moth had time to get all the way from egg, through note-munching caterpillar to moth before you opened your wallet.

otter,

Oh a moth makes sense! I hadn’t thought of that

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

…or maybe it means you have a light in your wallet.

QuantumSparkles, in So many ideas [Poorly Drawn Lines]

I’ve wanted to be an author/novelist for most of my life and this is exactly me when my friends or family ask me about it

alphapuggle, in The Clock

If I can clock in on the shitter that’s where I’d clock in every morning

noerdman,
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

“Nate, we need to talk about your login locations.”

“What’s wrong with me logging in on the China? Why is there a clock if it shouldn’t be used?”

“Nothing wrong with that, pal. But could you tell us why it’s the gents’ room on Mondays, the ladies’ one on Tuesdays, the disabled’s one on Wednesdays, the shitter in my private apartment on Thursdays and seemingly King Charles’ private golden toilet in his fox hunting hut near Essex on Fridays?”

shoop, in SSB is a little messed up, when you think about it. [Safely Endangered]
Albbi,

That was a pretty fun video! Wasn’t sure what I would get without a title on your post.

Donut, (edited )

Haha I was looking for this video as soon as I saw the thread. For context, this is the animated music video for SMASH!, a song by video game parody band Starbomb.

The lines that popped into my head were

You know

When Mario and Peach team up you are screwed

Luigi: You’re my own BROTHER!

tygerprints, in There' always a catch. [Mr. Lovenstein comics]

Always remember, trying is the first step toward failure.

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Is failing the second step?

tygerprints,

Failing is the first step toward abandonment of the whole thing altogether.

Sway_Chameleon, (edited )
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Ooooooo there’s more steps?!? To more things?!? Doing nothing seems like alot of work. I give up. I’m going to go do something less hard.

Edit: grammer.

tygerprints,

I know, it's way too many steps. Failure is just too difficult. Maybe I'm try again tomorrow, if there's nothing good on TV.

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Well I did hear somewhere that trying is the first step…

tygerprints,

And many times it's my last step also. I'll just stay on the couch where it's safer.

Rolando, in [Redacted title] - War and peas

There should be a bonus panel showing a couple space whales saying “At last! Someone speaks our language!”

mzesumzira, (edited ) in Street Mime - Last Place Comics
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It reminded me of this short

LocustOfControl,

Did you mean to link to right at the end? (You can remove &t=422s if not)

mzesumzira,
@mzesumzira@leminal.space avatar

I didn’t. Edited, thanks!

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