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ekZepp, in Reverse warewolf
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

Moon-man

phorq, in Reverse warewolf

That’s ruff-ruff buddy…

veroxii,

My first girlfriend turned into the moon.

i_am_tired_boss,

Sokka, that’s enough!

Akasazh, in Reverse warewolf
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

The inverse of the elusive unawarewolf?

Fredselfish, in "Lighthouse" by Extra Fabulous Comics
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

This is one way to be a pirate. That our a serial killer.

CarbonatedPastaSauce, in "Lighthouse" by Extra Fabulous Comics

This persons comics are hilarious. This one got me good.

Katana314, in "Lighthouse" by Extra Fabulous Comics

I remember this being told in old joke books, but this is also a good version of it.

otter,

Riddle from Reddit 9 years ago:

A man went out drinking all night. He came home and before going to sleep he turned off the light. He awoke the next morning and went outside, and there were dead people all around. What happened? Yes or no questions please :) Good luck!

Agent641,

Did he live in Manhattan and was it 9/11?

lugal,

That escalated quickly

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

No, those descended quickly.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

He lives in the back of a cyanide factory and in his drunken stupor accidentally hit the emergency release switch instead.

dalekcaan,

It’s obvious when you think about it

jaybone,

In the event of an emergency, release the cyanide that will kill everyone.

Makes sense.

HerbalGamer, in "Lighthouse" by Extra Fabulous Comics
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Milton Jones’ origin story?

Kolanaki, in Reverse warewolf
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

She dead.

naticus, (edited )

Usually being mooned doesn’t involve casualties.

Edit: Related?

Tranus, in Reverse warewolf

In the first couple panels I can’t stop seeing her mouth like a mustache

tetris11, in Nothing can keep him down [Disappointing.ByDesign]
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Grim. Have a great day, and may you stub your toe on a roomba.

Setarkus,

What has the poor roomba done to deserve such a fate?!

pastermil,

I would wish OP to step on a Lego, or even better, a British main plug.

ivanafterall, in Nothing can keep him down [Disappointing.ByDesign]
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Good morning to you, too.

FlyingSquid, in EXPECTING [OC]
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

forever virgin

Because you can’t have sex with a pregnant woman?

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

No, silly. ,’ر
Because our friend Joseph here is utterly incapable of wooing a woman. Another example: https://custardfist.com/big-heart/

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Without context, it looks like this guy doesn’t want to date a pregnant woman because she’s pregnant, but then goes on the date anyway and doesn’t say anything to her.

koolkiwi,
@koolkiwi@lemmy.world avatar

Are you not seeing that he’s dressed as a baby because he thought that’s what she was into?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, is that what he’s dressed as? I honestly couldn’t tell. I guess that makes sense with the bottle. I couldn’t tell what the thing in his mouth was but it must be a pacifier.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Truth be told, I myself am not 100% sure how babies are dressed these days. ะه

themeatbridge, (edited )

Maybe if he wasn’t wearing a shirt, it would be more obvious that he’s wearing a diaper. You could put a bib on him, too. That’s not at all what babies wear nowadays, but it’s the more prototypical archetype.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Agreed. And the diaper could’ve been a bit bigger in retrospect.

I’m actually happy with all this feedback I’m getting lately. Engagement with my stuff on Reddit has dropped more than 80% in the last few months. Just a handful of likes. Almost no comments anymore.

themeatbridge,

Yeah I abandoned reddit when they cut off third party apps. I’m sure they don’t miss me, but I think the exodus killed the vibe. Lemmy reminds me of the early days of reddit.

lowleveldata,

Because he can’t have sex with a woman, pregnant or not. Dude do you even English?

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

You can definitely have sex with pregant women

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar
squirrel, in Nothing can keep him down [Disappointing.ByDesign]
@squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Good old Sam

ininewcrow, in EXPECTING [OC]
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Nice work … that took me about five minutes to figure out before I had good laugh.

I’m not the smartest person

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Five? It took me two, but I drew the damn thing myself. Xط

ininewcrow, (edited )
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Humour is like a birthing … you never know how long the delivery will last

and if you are the original artist … nice work, I see your comics often and they are great stuff

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Thanks. I’ll keep making them. :ط

quixoticWoodpecker, in Nothing can keep him down [Disappointing.ByDesign]
@quixoticWoodpecker@mander.xyz avatar

Slugs do not work that way! Good night!

Brunbrun6766,
@Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world avatar

Windmills do though news anchor fake laugh

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar
peopleproblems,

Wait, you’re Mirror Stamets?

Does that mean you need the fancy eye drops?

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Only if I’m in the Prime Universe. Everything is naturally darker in the mirror universe.

Zorque,

Is it basically pitch black there these days, then?

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