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toothpaste_sandwich, in Dolphin Man

Good stuff. Ted ought to see what’s up

omgarm,

It’s not normal, the rest would reject him. He would be a lone dolphinman singing a song that never gets answered.

Crowfiend,

Poor 52 Hertz.

Vincent, in Apples for sale

I feel like this is a metaphor, I’m just not sure for what yet.

discusseded,

Bottled water?

Vincent,

What’s the bottled-water equivalent of chopping down a single apple tree in a forest of apple trees though?

Aux,

It’s a metaphor about 13yo kid trying to understand why people pay money for anything when you can get stuff for free. The only thing a kiddo comes up with is that some people are bad and will chop trees down. Then they go to lemmy.ml and post dumb shit.

OsrsNeedsF2P,

What are you talking about

ripcord,

He said “Not many people like me.”

oce, (edited )
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Left demagogy joke

UsernameIsTooLon,

The apples represent feet pics. It’s a tough market so the businessman only wants his feet pics to be sold in a sea of feet pics on the internet.

Microplasticbrain, in Meet Tom the Dancing Bug's newest character: Mickey Mouse!

TIL

Ktheone, in No escape

Burn the toilet down

123nope567, in No escape

Kick it

AeonFelis,

And if it opens to the other side - just kick it harder.

hOrni,

Don’t know about other countries, but in Poland all public spaces have to have doors opening to the outside.

SilverCode,

That must be fun for people walking past the outside when you swing the door open.

hOrni,

I don’t know what’s Your point. You can get hit by doors no mater which way they open. And it’s not like the doors from a supermarket open straight on to a busy sidewalk. Don’t You have fire safety code, wherever You’re from?

scottywh, in "Kirby Lore" by Shenx Comic

Beats the hell out of the version that requires clicking through 6 separate pictures.

hakunawazo, in No escape

Sometimes the toilet god is merciful and someone comes in at just the right moment.

padge, in No escape

Yeah, this drives me crazy. Best thing I can do if I have a jacket or long sleeved shirt on, is to put my hand inside the sleeve and open it that way

jcs, in No escape
@jcs@lemmy.world avatar

Sometimes a trash bin is located near the door, so I’ll use the same paper towel I used to dry my hands to open the door, hold the door open with my foot, then throw the paper towel in the bin. But these make hygiene so much easier:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/eaab6374-ba89-4e19-8644-faf24b9fbef6.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/eb28644c-e03b-4fb3-8ebd-ce60a1913971.jpeg

bmsok,

The Step n’ Pull should be standard.

ApexHunter, in [Fashionably Late] It's-a Horrible!

Missed opportunity in the last panel: “that’s a right, Mario!”

RIP_Cheems, in "Kirby Lore" by Shenx Comic
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

KIRBY IS A GOD UNIRONICALY AND HAS KILLED MULTIPLE GODS BOTH INTENTIONALLY AND UNITENTIONALLY, OFTEN OVER FOOD.

Johanno,

I ❤️Kirby

Ironfist,

OK, BUT WHY ARE WE YELLING?

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

EMPHASIS

kirbykirbz,

CAN YOU BLAME ME THOUGH?

RIP_Cheems, (edited )
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

YOU KILLED THE GOD OF KNOWLEDGE OVER A CAKE AND THEN LET A FUCKING GREMLIN GET THE POWER AND SHROWED THE WORLD IN DARKNESS. YES I BLAME YOU.

chicken, in No escape

I use my foot

Thanator,

How do you pull with your foot? Toes out?

stratosfear,

When the door has that little foot puller at the bottom 🤌

Usernameblankface, in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

Companies that make sealed concrete vaults would like a word with you

fox2263, in No escape

I was just thinking about that very problem the other day.

platypus_plumba,

Use your dick, it’s dirty. You were washing your hands because you touched it, no?

fox2263,

Ah so use dick to open door. I shall give it a go!

6_juniper_6,

My problem: none available 😄

platypus_plumba,

You need to work on that grip.

… I’m so sorry.

trk, in No escape
@trk@aussie.zone avatar

I just stand inside the door until someone else comes in, then escape.

This works poorly in remote areas, but I consider 4 days trapped in a public bathroom worth it to avoid touching the poop handle.

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