Proceeds to eat all the fish and do a surprisingly sophisticated double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the ‘Star Spangled Banner’ as thanks before leaving dolphin man behind on earth…
“And thus, the first known dwarf began their journey deep down the earth. They’re short not because of genetic, no, they just prefer short partner, as they’re perceived as more down-to-earth.”
I just use my shirt tail or sleeve, haven’t opened a door with my.bare hand since February 2020. (Yes I do realize COVID isn’t spread by touching really but if it’s one less risk I can take along with masking I will do it).
Ha! Amateur! I haven’t opened a toilet door with bare hands since the time they wrote a “19” at the beginning of the year. Git gud! (I’m not entirely sure, but could actually be true)
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