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Cihta, in Executive Dysfunction [ADHDinos]
@Cihta@lemmy.world avatar

Yep this is me right now. I’m being screamed at on a project I could have finished long ago but now they are throwing deadlines out and I spend more time coming up with excuses than just actually doing it.

I know how it looks from the outside, i seem incompetent. Sucks because it’s easy but I’m skimming lemmy and seeing what movies are on rather than working.

Drugs will kick in soon though and i can get back to it. Fun.

Slow, in Cut It Out - Loading Artist

I don’t understand why waste such a tasty and valuable product? You can make a plastic pumpkin for Halloween.

XbSuper, in Don't do drugs 🚫

Reposts already?

DillyDaily, in Executive Dysfunction [ADHDinos]

When I do a little bit every day, I still find myself with the lions head of the task leftover to do the night before.

Sure, it’s saved my ass a few times, I’ll have gotten all the time sensitive tasks done earlier - if I need to buy something before an event I’m sure glad I started early because I had time for the parcel delivery. But I’m still up till 3am the night before finishing the PowerPoint presentation, and I’m rocking up to the venue at 7am not 9am because I never did get around to setting up the furniture as planned because instead I fixated on the catering and spent 6 hours learning how to florrette every fruit known to man - a job I’d only scheduled 40 minutes for.

I’ll do a task that I’d scheduled 2 hours for and knock it out of the park in 15 minutes. So I reward myself by taking the entire rest of the day off from any related tasks. Then I get stuck on a task that is taking much longer - sometimes because it genuinely takes longer than I realised, sometimes because something about it just sends me into a timeless trance.

So that’s what happens if I start early. It’s a lot of mental labour. If I don’t start early, so far nothing bad has happened, and it feels like less work because I condense it into a shorter time.

spamfajitas, in I now pronounce you...
MxM111, in I now pronounce you...
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

In the second panel I thought the lizard has explosive diarrhea.

some_guy, in I now pronounce you...

Made me actually lol on a sidewalk.

agent_flounder, in Executive Dysfunction [ADHDinos]
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Me: do the thing

🧠: “uh, no. Now sounds horrible and way too hard and it’ll take eleventy billion hours”

Later

🧠: “OMG Emergency!! I’m late!! … Completes task … Wow that was kind of quick and easy. Why didn’t we do this sooner???”

Me: (ಠ_ಠ)

magikmw,

Brain, gaslighting us for adrenaline hits every chance it can.

isolatedscotch,

completing tasks? how do i learn this wizardry?

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

I mean… mostly complete…

AllonzeeLV, in "Pretendship" by Chris Hallbeck

They aren’t getting their games back.

Edgarallenpwn, in Don't do drugs 🚫
@Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social avatar

Has this ever happened to anyone ever?

jaybone, in Let's not get carried away.

Something something punchline title.

balderdash9, in "Private Wallace" by Extra Fabulous Comics

You can tell someone has artistic chops when they’re doing something that’s successful, very intentional, and yet completely weird. I’m talking about the comic artist, not the kid inside the comic lol

Detheroth,

Is this in reference to the eyes? I rapid-fired through the stages of grief looking at them before landing on “It’s neat. They look weird but the artist makes it work”

balderdash9,

Yep, the eyes are deliberately weird but they work

Classy,

•( _•)

balderdash9, in I now pronounce you...
AngryCommieKender,

Fun fact: The US government tested using the “I Love You” song as a form of torture by blasting it on repeat, at one of their bases for several days or weeks on end. The results showed “significant mental impairment” within 15 minutes of exposure.

balderdash9,
flerp,

Jokes on the US government, that’s the only way I consume my media! I would be singing along until my captors showed signs of significant mental impairment.

toothpaste_sandwich, in "Private Wallace" by Extra Fabulous Comics

Ah good, extra fabulous.

spittingimage, in I mean, it stands to reason!
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

Sometimes I think it must be nice to be stupid.

VikingHippie,

So do I. Must be nice to be able to just sling out whatever preposterous thing comes to mind and just leave it at that 🤷

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