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worldsayshi, in No escape

A hobby of mine is to get annoyed at hand dryers. 80% of the models I find are eyerollingly useless. Blow a faint breeze for five seconds, stop and refuse to trigger again no matter how much you try to slap the air in front of it.

Then there are those 5% that actually gets it. Blowing a jet stream that makes the water droplets sublimate so fast you forget you even washed.

spfhaar,

the dyson airblade v is good

worldsayshi,

Yup, although it can also have a tendency to stop after a few seconds and refuse to elaborate.

oyo,

They all just blow hot germs around though.

hungryphrog,

Also they are way too fucking loud. Just use paper, people.

worldsayshi,

Paper runs out and can cause a mess in a busy public restroom.

letsgo,

I keep thinking it’d be a good idea to patent a hand dryer that points the detector in one direction and the blower in another, such that to switch it on you have to move your hands out of the air stream, and to switch it off you have to move your hands into it. Your hands get dry not by the blower, but by the action of moving your hands to and fro between the detector and the blower.

Nobody would object or claim prior art because that would put them on record as directly admitting their products are shit.

Then sue everyone whose hand dryers do exactly that. I’d make a killing.

Classy,

Small thing, sublimation occurs when a solid converts immediately to a gas with no liquid state between. This happens with dry ice commonly

100_percent_a_bot, in Apples for sale

I’m not 14 years old enough to get this

niktemadur, in No escape

When they have paper towels, what I do is take the last one with which I dried my hands to grab or pinch the door handle and pull.

tslnox,

The shopping mall where I live has the metal stripe at the bottom that’s clearly there to protect the door when you open it with your shoe… But they open inwards to the bathroom.

FatTony, in No escape

Elbows, anyone?

rockerface,

Good luck pulling a door handle with elbows

FatTony,

Pffft, can and have.

MadBob, in Apples for sale

I suppose he was already grumpy because he was the only one who’d forgot about Dress Like Homer Simpson Or Peter Griffin Day at the orchard.

FuryMaker, in No escape

Need those foot handles to kick the door open. God bless establishments that have installed them.

Otherwise, I roll my sleave over my hand and pull the door open. Especially in restaurants.

KuroiKaze,

The step n pull was actually a shark tank product

MDKAOD, (edited )

I don’t like the sleeve method. Grime just hangs out on your sleeves and then gets deep in the fibers. No thank you. I use my pinky and ring fingers when I absolutely have to.

DavidP,
@DavidP@midwest.social avatar

Pinky and ring finger for me too!

Potatos_are_not_friends, in [Fashionably Late] It's-a Horrible!

What a cute twist.

niktemadur, in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.

An ideal last prank for all you Andy Kaufman-types out there.

ZOSTED, in Apples for sale

Hell yeah, this is the free gifts of nature in a nutshell.

[…] the “free gift of Nature to capital.” Capitalist exploitation and accumulation, as Marx explains, ultimately depend on capital’s usurping of nature’s gifts for itself, thereby monopolizing the means of production and wealth in its entirety

Probably better sources, but this is the first best one I found.

Lev_Astov,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

So… farming is a free gift from nature?

feedum_sneedson,

No, natural capital is - soil particularly.

ZOSTED,

This person is correct. Land and the natural process of nature are free gifts.

LifeInMultipleChoice, (edited )

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  • feedum_sneedson, (edited )

    Better to think of natural capital and human labour being the two sources from which all value (in the sense of productivity) is ultimately derived. The soil is natural capital, the fertiliser is both (i.e. a mined and processed mineral resource), the rotation is human labour. Then the knowledge to reproduce this process in the correct manner is also critical.

    ZOSTED,

    Close. Farming is labour, which is what gives economic value to the free gifts. The capitalists skim excess value from this process in the form of wage theft and other fuckery.

    I’m simplifying, but yeah.

    Anticorp, in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.

    Or pay the graveyard to spray Roundup around your grave. That’s probably the easier of the two.

    Setarkus, (edited ) in Banned books

    I’m assuming that getting books banned from libraries requires them to be there in the first place (in most cases at least), so any arguments using examples age rating issues should rather focus on why those books got into a school library in the first place.
    Surely the ones responsible don’t just blindly choose some books to fill the library without at least making sure they’re not as wildly inappropriate as some people like to say.

    Cosmicomical, (edited ) in "Kirby Lore" by Shenx Comic

    Am I the only one that spent the day reading kirby lore and found it plain? It’s probably me.

    Sombyr,

    It is plain tbh. What makes it feel interesting is that it never explains 99% of the lore. You have to pick up on it through tiny little details in the game. Sometimes it’s more blatant, sometimes it’s super subtle.
    Just reading up on it doesn’t give the same experience as “did the incarnation of the limitless void just turn into Kirby for a second there?”

    rivvvver, in Apples for sale
    @rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    they cant stop all of us

    Imgonnatrythis,

    And how many bottles of water did you buy this week?

    hungryphrog, (edited )
    rivvvver,
    @rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    im lucky enough to have potable tap water, so none

    Nurgle,

    Why would a rivvvver need to buy water?

    callyral,
    @callyral@pawb.social avatar

    None. I just buy a big (>500ml) durable non-plastic water bottle once and use it until it stops being breaks or something. Why don’t more people do this (genuine question, wondering if there are actual reasons)?

    stom,
    @stom@lemmy.world avatar

    Actual reasons such as not having easy, free access to safe water refills? That’s the case for a lot of people.

    callyral,
    @callyral@pawb.social avatar

    Perfectly reasonable to buy plastic water bottles in that situation. I hadn’t thought of that.

    BeerMedic, in No escape

    Spit on it and pull. Spit kills everything, right?

    wabafee, (edited )
    @wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

    Apparently saliva does contain some antimicrobial enzymes who knew.

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysozyme

    BeerMedic,

    See, my Mom knew when she’d try to clean my face after licking a cloth.

    Honytawk,

    Geez, I hope not.

    We’d run out of pornstars!

    BeerMedic,

    Oi vey

    MisterNeon, in "Kirby Lore" by Shenx Comic
    @MisterNeon@lemmy.world avatar

    You boyz need to brush up on Ork philozophy. Whatever I do, I try to be at least zome bit Brutal an orz Kunnin.

    Only den will a be Right an Proppa.

    VonCesaw,

    REAL ORKZ BE KUNNIN AN BRUTAL NOT BRUTAL AN KUNNIN

    DIS POST WUZ MADE BY DA MORK BALEEVAS

    MisterNeon, (edited )
    @MisterNeon@lemmy.world avatar

    OI I KNOWZ DAT!! I IZ A BADMOON OLDHEAD, BUTZ I GOTZ TO DUM IT DOWN FOR DEEZ HUMMIEZ! DEY NOT READY FOR “DAKKA IZ AZ DAKKA DOZ” OR ANY’TING BOSS GHAZGHKULL IZ YELLINZ ABOUT!!

    Milk_Sheikh, (edited )

    It’s endlessly funny to me that Orks are among the most brutal, caste-system based, martial strength = legitimate authority, but they are powered by feels.

    A Eldar or Guardsman would look at a typical Shoota or Mek built by Orks see a series of parts assembled to a facsimile of the intended device - but it is the Ork’s belief that it will work, that makes it work. In a future where the Imperium will invade whole systems over rumors of ancient human technology that is superior to their creations, Orks pop up from spores and can bullshit themselves to overcome physical laws.

    MisterNeon, (edited )
    @MisterNeon@lemmy.world avatar

    Yep, as a fictional concept they are fascinating. They’re less of a nation or a race, but more like an invading self contained ecosystem that makes supply lines obsolete. Their technology is so ridiculous that it’s almost useless in other species hands, but they can pillage their enemies weapons to their own advantage. Their entire species social class structure is based on merit, biggest ork is DA BOSS, because it’s biologically baked into them.

    TheDarksteel94,

    It’s funny how they’re basically plants lol

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