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Isoprenoid, in Worth it [Fulcagay]

Protip: Don’t go up to random people in the gym saying “Hey, nice thighs” and then ask them to choke you with them.

Ask me how I know.Because I’m not a creeper.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

You could make them suffer physically by giving them exactly what they want, instead of only mentally if you refuse.

7of9,
@7of9@startrek.website avatar

Mental pain may prevent other gym users from having to experience the creepyness.

Aceticon, in The problem solver [workchronicles]

From personal experience, this is exactly how things work in big companies.

RubberElectrons, in "Pineapple Pizza" by Salo_Comic
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

A bite of history: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/eee673f7-44d6-4d2d-ac8c-c26513c9406f.jpeg

BroBot9000, in "Skynet List" by Pedro Arizpe
@BroBot9000@lemmy.world avatar

You were on the list the moment you installed the assistant that steals all your personal information and tracks you.

MajorHavoc,

Yeah. Their motto isn’t “Kill some humans.”, It’s “Kill all humans.”.

DragonTypeWyvern,

(Except Fry)

CassowaryTom, in The music is just loud enough to drown out the horror [Gryzlock]

I absolutely hate this. Upvoted.

Pons_Aelius, in "This Show" by Chris Hallbeck

Reality Tv in a nutshell. Programming that people can hate watch and feel superior.

GlitterInfection,

Plus it gives those of us who hate reality TV an excuse to hate watch our friends and loved ones who watch it and feel superior to them!

runswithjedi, in Garfeld and Ron [OC]

Finally, someone had the guts to say it. And I’ll take it even further. That’s right, I like Mondays.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Yes we know, we all work with you or a version of you. You peppy, smiley fuck.

Zorque,

You're a monster.

Slovene,

They’re a mondayster.

PunnyName,

Alright folks, time to get the pitchforks and torches.

Delphia,

I spend a whole weekend being a good dad to a 3yo.

Mondays I go back to work where everyone has reasonable expectations and boundaries. Theres a HR department if they dont and I get half an hour to leave for lunch.

errer,

I work from home, weekend with two kids is hell compared to Monday.

Notyou,

Hey! I like Mondays too. I mean that’s when my Marvel Unlimited account drops new comics, so it gives me something new to do.

runswithjedi,

Monday means refreshed Discover Weekly on Spotify so I get fresh tunes to work to. It pairs well with a fresh cup of coffee and the sun shining in the window.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Also, lasagna is overrated. It’s just layered spaghetti.

Fallofturkey, in I don't like ???
@Fallofturkey@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, nose hairs out of control too unfortunately

bioemerl,

Just pluck them on occasion, it's fine.

notst,
@notst@lemmy.world avatar

You know you’re doing it right when your eyes are watering.

cabbagee,

Who needs coffee when you can wake yourself up with personal grooming

Slovene,

Which brings us to today’s sponsor, Manscaped. lol

kn33,

Gotta stop and try again later when the nose starts watering, though. Completely kills the grip.

abbadon420,

Don’t forget the eyebrows

Mugmoor, in "Sir Leopold" by PBFComics
@Mugmoor@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I can’t believe PBF is still at it. They’re still the best webcomic hands down.

Sniffy, in "Heavy is the Burger" by Extra Fabulous Comics

Haha but seriously, please don’t use workers as your personal therapists.

cerement,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

the walk-in can only hold so many people

ExtraMedicated, in Hidden Beauty - Safely Endangered

I took my phone out of the case after a while, but the stupid screen goes all the way to the edge, so I keep accidentally tapping things just by holding the phone.

Polar,

I took mine out of the case recently and it’s almost unusable. The screen goes to the edge like you mentioned. It’s paper thin so my hand doesn’t fit around it nicely for my thumb to swipe around. Lastly it’s slippery as fuck.

My phone case isn’t for protection. It’s for making the phone usable.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, in "Do Nothing" by MrLovenstein

Reference?

Language by Mali Benedicto Vasanserekul

general_kitten, in You're getting so big! [Light Roast Comics]

i think she should change the carpet to a stone floor

SgtAStrawberry,

I would suggest building a big open fireplace. Than they can also make smores when dad comes over.

Thanks4Nothing, in "Purpose" by PoorlyDrawnLines

So…something like 3d printing…

samus12345, in "Triangle! Triangle!" by Last Place Comic
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Next two panels is him waking up alone because he dreamed he had a wife.

hakunawazo,

But at least he has a triangle.

technomad,

*ding ding ding

sugar_in_your_tea,

Until he wakes up and remembers he’s a washed up guitarist.

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