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CodexArcanum, in Someone talk to me about Go (the board game). I'm in the process of learning it right now.

Newbies are often afraid or insulted to use “handicap” pieces, but the few free pieces given to a lower-rank player are actually quite effective at adjusting the balance with unevenly ranked players. It’s not a huge advantage and doesn’t fundamentally change the play of the game.

Using different sizes of board is also neat. I’m very fond of a short game using only a 9x9 board. Plays a lot faster, but trades strategy for a more tactical game.

CountVon,
@CountVon@sh.itjust.works avatar

Newbies are often afraid or insulted to use “handicap” pieces

I made this mistake! I started learning Go years and years ago, and it turned out the company where I was working at that time had a former 7-dan amateur player. When he found out I was learning he offered to play me, which I eagerly accepted. I didn’t know this at the time, but 7-dan amatuer is the highest Go ranking one can achieve in Japan without playing professionally (there are separate 1-dan through 9-dan ranks for pros). For our first game, he offered to give me the full 9-stone handicap since I was just starting out. I thought that sounded excessive and suggested a 6-stone handicap instead, so that’s what we did. He fucking destroyed me that game. It was not even remotely close. For the rematch, I humbly accepted the full 9-stone handicap.

Ashyr,

Did those extra three stones make enough of a difference?

CountVon,
@CountVon@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, he still won that second game but the outcome wasn’t as lopsided. It definitely made the game more interesting for both of us.

homura1650, (edited )

No offense, but the extra stones just made it so he could go easy on you. When I started go, the new player challenge was to end a 9 stone handicap game against the resident 3-dan with a “positive” score. [0]

[0] most official scoring methods either ignore captured stones, or count them as positive points for the player who captured them. However, when scoring by hand, it is easier to count them as negative points for the person who lost them; so thats what we did.

aoidenpa,

I personally don’t like the experience of playing with more than 3-4 handicap stones. For the weaker player, every move it’s like “What is my opponent up to now? I am still ahead, I should just play safe.” and for the stronger player it’s like “How can I force my opponent to make mistakes?”. These thoughts are sometimes part of an even game but not as frequently.

pinkdrunkenelephants, in Oblivious

I think the second girl meant the first one acted weird and awkward around everybody, not just her crush, so it’s not reasonable to conclude the second girl was the crush anyway.

ApostleO,

But second girl only ever sees how first girl acts when she is around (regardless of who else is there). That’s how perception works. She can’t see how first girl acts when she’s not there, because she wouldn’t be there to see it.

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

She’d just need to crouch to see it

reev,

In a literal way, yes, but she might also have seen her interact with others without knowing she was there.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

She would know based on what other people tell her, though. Or just watching when first girl doesn’t know she’s there.

Gabu,

Second hand information is unreliable

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Literally watching her with her own two eyes is second-hand information now. 🤦

poppy,

That’s how I read it and dark hair was just like “wow I can’t believe I said that to someone” sometimes it takes us a while to realize we put our foot in our mouth but the interpretation that is more common in this thread probably makes more sense.

0ops,

I also read it this way, definitely relatable unfortunately 😞

don, in [Goat To Self] Overruled

Not being a whaleologist, this joke took me 15 seconds to get, but got it I did.

HonoraryMancunian,

I legit thought it was an orcas-are-technically-dolphins joke that I didn’t quite get

Animated_beans,

Wait, that isn’t the joke? Can you explain it simpletons like me?

Kill_John_Lennon,

Killer whale

Quetzalcutlass, (edited )

Orcas are also known as killer whales. The joke is that the prosecutor is trying to get him to call himself a killer.

Animated_beans,

Omg I can’t believe I didn’t get that. Thank you for explaining it

samus12345,
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don, in "Proposal" by Shenx Comic

He stands up, and pulls out a plane ticket to Australia.

Honytawk,

You then see her wear an astronaut suit

don,

As he’s climbing into a cryosleep pod

Vincent, in Apples for sale

I feel like this is a metaphor, I’m just not sure for what yet.

discusseded,

Bottled water?

Vincent,

What’s the bottled-water equivalent of chopping down a single apple tree in a forest of apple trees though?

Aux,

It’s a metaphor about 13yo kid trying to understand why people pay money for anything when you can get stuff for free. The only thing a kiddo comes up with is that some people are bad and will chop trees down. Then they go to lemmy.ml and post dumb shit.

OsrsNeedsF2P,

What are you talking about

ripcord,

He said “Not many people like me.”

oce, (edited )
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Left demagogy joke

UsernameIsTooLon,

The apples represent feet pics. It’s a tough market so the businessman only wants his feet pics to be sold in a sea of feet pics on the internet.

ZOSTED, in Apples for sale

Hell yeah, this is the free gifts of nature in a nutshell.

[…] the “free gift of Nature to capital.” Capitalist exploitation and accumulation, as Marx explains, ultimately depend on capital’s usurping of nature’s gifts for itself, thereby monopolizing the means of production and wealth in its entirety

Probably better sources, but this is the first best one I found.

Lev_Astov,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

So… farming is a free gift from nature?

feedum_sneedson,

No, natural capital is - soil particularly.

ZOSTED,

This person is correct. Land and the natural process of nature are free gifts.

LifeInMultipleChoice, (edited )

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  • feedum_sneedson, (edited )

    Better to think of natural capital and human labour being the two sources from which all value (in the sense of productivity) is ultimately derived. The soil is natural capital, the fertiliser is both (i.e. a mined and processed mineral resource), the rotation is human labour. Then the knowledge to reproduce this process in the correct manner is also critical.

    ZOSTED,

    Close. Farming is labour, which is what gives economic value to the free gifts. The capitalists skim excess value from this process in the form of wage theft and other fuckery.

    I’m simplifying, but yeah.

    cupcakezealot, in Banned books
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    im starting my early education degree in this because of people banning books :)

    root_beer, (edited ) in "Kids these days" by Extra Fabulous Comics

    —Every. Single. YouTube comment section. For videos of vintage media

    BetaBlake,

    “back when good music was made” ad nauseum

    root_beer, (edited )

    Oh, not just music. I’ve seen people comment about the ‘80s, when they made… [heavy, plaintive sigh]… REAL cartoons. For christ’s sake…

    Welt,

    ad nauseAm

    dipshit, in Cialis [Mr Lovenstein]

    Talk to your doctor!

    Use as directed

    side effects my include loose or wet stools, dizziness, painful constipation, insomnia, rapid heartrate, weak bowel syndrome, joint pains, headaches, an impending sense of doom, sudden interest in nickleback…

    PrefersAwkward,
    @PrefersAwkward@lemmy.world avatar

    If death occurs, please dial 911 immediately as this is a sign of a very rare and serious symptom

    FreshLight, in I AM MISTER SANTA

    AT PRESENT TIME

    Heh

    qooqie, in [Redacted title] - War and peas

    The title ruined the punchline 🙁

    Crul,

    Edited with [Redacted title]

    qooqie,

    Ay thanks, kinda forgot you could do that

    Crul,

    Thank you for noticing :)

    i_am_tired_boss,

    I love Lemmy.

    blahsay,

    They just put the title of the comic in there

    HerbalGamer, in Soulmate - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
    @HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Please share this diagram.

    li10, in "Beware the mermaids’ song" by PortSherry

    Is the insinuation that Wonderful Christmastime is a bad song?

    If so, I’m ready to throw hands.

    Kichae,

    Holy shit, someone that actually likes that aural abomination?

    Are you the reason it won't fucking die?

    li10,

    Yes, I will single-handedly keep this song alive.

    For real though, I just think it’s a fun song. Maybe I didn’t work retail long enough for it to get to me.

    Moobythegoldensock,

    There are a lot of bad one off Christmas songs, but Wonderful Christmastime is the worst one that still gets played every year.

    And before anyone says it: All I Want for Christmas Is You is the most overplayed, but not the worst. And Christmas Wrapping is the most underrated.

    Spat_U_Later,

    I’m so torn on this comment, because Christmas Wrapping is great, but so is Wonderful Christmastime.

    grue,

    And Christmas Wrapping is the most underrated.

    So underrated that I’ve barely ever heard it before and had to go look it up to know what you were talking about. (I would’ve said “literally never heard it before,” but the riff in the chorus is ever so slightly familiar.)

    Viking_Hippie,

    Best is Queen’s Thank God It’s Christmas. I’m an atheist who considers Christmas way more stress than it’s worth, but I love that song!

    harmsy,

    I have yet to hear a version that’s good. The original literally gave me a nightmare when I first heard it.

    pimento64,
    harmsy,

    This version sounds kinda goofy.

    meant2live218,

    Thanks! I’ve never heard this version before, but I find it way more listenable than the original.

    pimento64,

    Every song is enhanced by the addition of a steel drum solo

    Viking_Hippie,

    Even youtube is refusing to go along with your lies: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c8996419-798e-4c0b-81b4-aa703ca26ec8.jpeg

    runjun,

    When I worked retail, the loop of simply having made me nearly physically ill.

    Gork,

    It is played so much that it is little wonder people have declared War on Christmas.

    MermaidsGarden,
    @MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world avatar

    As a diehard Paul fan I’ll defend Wonderful Christmastime every year. At least it’s not Christmas Time (Is Here Again). Bleh.

    PunnyName,

    Too much of a good thing.

    RIP_Cheems, (edited ) in "Pet" by Sarah Andersen
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    You will take the cat AND LIKE IT

    MargotRobbie, in "Me time" by MrLovenstein
    @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

    Hey, they were a sad therapist, just like me!

    Except I was a clown therapist.

    einlander,

    Haha, just like Pagliacci

    Lepsea, (edited )

    Do you end the session with a honk honk from your nose?

    MargotRobbie,
    @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

    Course not, puddin’.

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    Chiropractor, osteopath, reflexolog, naturopath or homeopath?

    jaybone,

    Reflexolog sounds like a prescription drug name I see on tv commercials. Maybe for like constipation or something. And they could show slow motion clips of logs flowing down a stream or something.

    MargotRobbie,
    @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

    The one with a baseball bat.

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