That’s why I do this: start patting all your pockets like you’re checking for your keys, then just say “sorry, I’m all out of fucks today, been in short supply lately, should have some more in tomorrow.”
We went on a cruise this summer. There was a pizza place that served by the slice, I assumed it was one of the food options that cost extra so avoided it all week. Day 6 of a 7 day cruise, I found out it was free all along.
It’s been three months and every day I think about how much pizza I missed out on.
Many years from now you’ll be on your deathbed, surrounded by loved ones. Before slipping away peacefully, you will share with them your only regret in life… not eating more pizza.
The witch needs 3 frog eyes. A frog only has 2. It has not filtered into her brain that she can use multiple frogs to get 3 eyes instead of trying to find one three eyed frog.
This means the two frogs listening can both keep their eyes. Until she figures it out…or needs them for something else. 😈
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