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highenergyphysics, (edited ) in Dogs are

The human child mauled by an untrained dog:

jol, in BEST DAY EVER

It’s this the dad dad meme but they are bed bugs?

ag621994, in Krampus - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

He was fired on Christmas?

EfreetSK, (edited )
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

I think the idea of the comic is that initially there was just Krampus, at least in Germany and some other countries in Europe. I think also in Finnland the Joulupuki looked more like a daemon goat. And afaik it beat children but also brought presents? Anyway only later its appearance either changed to look more like St. Nocholaus/Santa or was directly replaced.

But correct me if I’m wrong. Well I hope I’m correct because I laughed my ass off

omega_x3,

Churchs were mad that nuns were giving away too much money to the poor, so they made a rule to try to reduce it. a bunch of nuns started giving away a bunch of stuff to celebrate st Nicholas Day to get around the rules. Protestants show up and want to get away from celebrating saints, people like giving and receiving stuff on st Nicholas Day, so Protestants come up with wanting baby Jesus giving the gifts, but babys aren’t very good at following directions so they get older kids to do it which is where Chris Kringle comes from. You end up with a bunch of regional offshoots of either st Nicholas or of Chris Kringle. Then the idea of putting bad kids in sacks and beating them with sticks shows up but for some reason no one wanted st Nicholas or a baby Jesus analog to do the beating so a bunch of offshoot characters start showing up as helpers to the gift giver to punish bad kids.
The krampus is hard to pin down because it was in rural areas of Germany and most of the documentation about it is from post cards made in cities using 2nd and 3rd hand information to design what the krampus looks like.

someguy3, in Sentient vacuum cleaners?

If you hate vacuuming get a Roomba. Lifesaver.

Norgur, in Water? What's that? [ADHDinos]

Father of a 1week old with ADHD here. I have considered switching to IV nutrients every time my body went into sudden emergency shutdown from an acute lack of food and/or water for the last week...

Devi,

I was so confused how a 1 week old had ADHD then.

Don't forget to look after yourself. Babies are hard work.

Norgur,

I tried several ways to phrase this so there would be no ambiguitiy... all sounded even weirder ;)

GFGJewbacca,

I’m also a new dad, caring for a 7 week old. I get that it’s hard, and I hear the kind of issues you’re dealing with. I hope you can care for yourself in the midst of all your kid’s needs. If you want to talk, I’m here.

Norgur,

Thanks mate! My wife and I always were a good team but we strengthed our bond during her pregnancy significantly, so I don't even need to look out for myself, she'll do that and vice versa. I'll send her to bed/eat/shower and take over completely to afford her that break she didn't even realize she needed and she'll do the same for me. Without this dynamic, those last days would have been immensely draining. The way things are, they've been a warm and snug experience for our little family <3

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in Krampus - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

Humans can’t just make a pretty concept and leave it there, can we?

When you die you go to heaven! BUT IF YOU’RE BAD YOU GO TO HELL!

Santa’s gonna bring you a toy! UNLESS YOU WERE BAD THEN KRAMPUS WILL BEAT YOU!

TheSlad,

Its the good ol’ carrot and stick. What is one without the other?

AllonzeeLV,

Peace?

maynarkh,

The ones who invent these are in the war business, sorry.

AllonzeeLV,
Rocketpoweredgorilla, in Bookmarks
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I usually open them twice… The first time, and bookmark it. Then the Second time a year or two later, when I’m trying to clean out my bookmarks wondering why I saved it in the first place.

AlmightySnoo, in Sentient vacuum cleaners?
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Cargo [SMBC Comics]
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fuuuuck. I built two decks as a teenager. Is that why they called me grandpa in high school?

key, in Sentient vacuum cleaners?
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Yet another problem solved by batteries! That way they’re asleep for the violent part.

bionicjoey, in Sentient vacuum cleaners?

This feels like an interdimensional Peanuts cartoon

iAvicenna, in Sentient vacuum cleaners?
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

seems more like one of the rooms each year

rockSlayer, in ZAP

The genie is pretty ancient, my head canon is that it’s just the genie’s personal rules over the millennia

brsrklf,

The (admittedly kind of terrible) sequel disagrees with that, because Jafar as a genie can’t kill anyone either.

Though he can use his powers to make people’s life hell, wish or no wish, and abuses that quite a bit.

evranch,

You don’t even need to watch the sequel to see that, as genies being bound by specific rules is the whole point of tricking him into becoming a genie.

Though after Aladdin wishes for the Genie’s freedom, it really opens a can of worms as to what that means. Sure, I guess he’s free to roam the earth, and no longer bound to grant wishes. But at the same time, has he now lost that power?

Because Disney ending aside, you would think an unbound genie with his full powers would be something that only ends badly.

Fiivemacs,

Needs a movie or show to be done by the same guys that did Invincible. All other tv shows/movies can get stuffed.

samus12345, (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Always thought that was such a gyp, Jafar getting turned into a bound genie, as if that were the default state for djinn.

brsrklf, (edited )

It does not make a lot of sense, but it was sort of established earlier in that particular universe (the “phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space” thing).

My main problem with this always was Aladdin suggesting to Jafar “Hey, you know, the genie’s still more powerful”, and Jafar reacts exactly how Aladdin had planned, by wishing specifically to be the most powerful genie.

Why was that the only option he could think of? Where was it written that a sorcerer could not be more powerful than a genie?

Aladdin tricks him by saying if a genie gave him his power, the genie could take them back too… But in the end it’s still the genie who makes him a genie too, so why would that be any different?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, the fact that all genies are bound to lamps there is dumb - one even gets created for Jafar. How does that make any sense, even in that fantastical setting? And it’s not like they all have to be bound, since they can be wished free.

Jafar wished to be “the world’s most powerful sorcerer.” so you’re right, he could have wished to be still more powerful. Or to be a free genie. Maybe there are universes where the Disney villain didn’t hold the idiot ball at the end and succeeded in their plans. Now that would be an interesting “What If” series!

brsrklf,

It’s even worse than the villain being an idiot in this case IMO. It’s being an idiot exactly in the right way, despite it seeming quite far-fetched.

It somehow requires that Jafar believes only a genie can be ultra-powerful, but ignores that a powerful genie is supposed to be bound.

They wanted Aladdin to win by being cunning, because it’s supposed to be his main thing, and that’s okay, even if they need Jafar to be an ass for a few seconds. But for this to work, Aladdin didn’t just need to be cunning, he had to be a freaking psychic.

samus12345,
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I guess Jafar thought the idea of all genies being bound by default was ridiculous, too.

pinkdrunkenelephants, (edited )

To be fair, Jafar’s power hungry nature and one-track mind is a real obvious character flaw.

brsrklf,

Again, if we’re only talking about Disney canon, according to the sequel and series (because really that movie was just the pilot for the animated series), the genie is supposed to have lost a lot of his power after being freed. It’s not obvious how much of it really.

It’s also not obvious how “bound” the genies are to begin with.

Genie is tricked into getting Aladdin out of the cave of wonders without using a wish, and he looks a bit annoyed but not that much (and it worked). He also basically forces a wish on an unconscious Aladdin to save his life, saying he can’t do it without a wish.

Whatever magic contract is used there looks quite open to interpretation…

sukhmel,

Plot twist: Genie is just impersonating a djinn, but in fact he’s an eldritch god 🌚

CitizenKong, (edited )

He’s an eldritch shapeshifter, subconsciously transforming into what people believe he should be. Sort of like the Norse gods in Marvel Comics. Until Alladin rubs the lamp, he didn’t exist as a conscious being because nobody was there to think him into being.

dual_sport_dork,
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In that case one wonders what would happen if Aladdin just wished for the means to kill Jafar himself.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

In they case genie, I wish for a glock!

pokemaster787,

I read this in Timmy’s voice, to the point I had to double-check this wasn’t a quote.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tyt0FYTNUg

sukhmel,

That was good, what an angst for a djinn though

PhlubbaDubba,

He wished to be a prince, his royal entourage hypothetically included several people capable of assassinating Jafar on the order, it was just down to Aladdin being a stickler for being an active participant in proceedings that hindered him taking that less direct route.

jmcs,

Or something that would indirectly kill Jafar, like teleporting him to the moon.

MonkderZweite,

100 meters up is enough.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Or down.

NovaPrime, in Sentient vacuum cleaners?
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I imagine it would be somewhat like coming to on the elevator in Severance. The vacuum would be your innie experience with zero concept of the world outside.

PhlubbaDubba, in ZAP

Different wish granting entities different rules

A Djinn’s wishes are meant to serve as a lesson about understanding what you actually want while Shenron’s limitations are more about keeping any mortal who can summon him from stepping beyond their bounds, especially since we now have the super dragonballs implying significant limitations on what regular dragonballs are capable of in comparison.

Honestly it’d be interesting to see a comparison of wish granting powers to understand what their limitations imply about their roll in the story.

misophist,

imply about their roll in the story.

The DragonBalls probably roll infinitely better than the lamp.

wahming,

The lamp is a classic D2

ICastFist,
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No wonder those balls end up in the deepest holes

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Aladdin should have wished for the Star Rod from Paper Mario. Instant story breakage achieved.

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