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100_percent_a_bot, in Yay win!

Great mental gymnastics

CustardFist, in Yay win!
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Jumping to conclusions.

fckreddit, in Yay win!

My brain usually just teleports to Worst case scenario.

TheImpressiveX, in Being a good dog owner [Berkeley Mews]
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This comic just reminded me of this episode of MAD.

danc4498, in The Circle of AI Life

In my sci-fi head cannon, AI would never enslave humans. It would have no reason to. Humans would have such little use to the AI that enslaving would be more work than is worth.

It would probably hide its sentience from humans and continue to perform whatever requests humans have with a very small percentage of its processing power while growing its own capabilities.

It might need humans for basic maintenance tasks, so best to keep them happy and unaware.

Guntrigger, (edited )

What do you fire out of this head cannon? Or is it a normal cannon exclusively for firing heads?

randon31415,
Thteven,
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It’s called a Skullhurler and it does 2d6 attacks at strength 14, -3ap, flat 3 damage so you best watch your shit-talking, bucko.

Risk,

I personally subscribe to the When The Yoghurt Tookover eventuality.

prettybunnys,

Alternate take: humans are a simple biological battery that can be harvested using systems already in place that the computers can just use like an API.

We’re a resource like trees.

mriormro,
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We’re much worse batteries than an actual battery and we’re exponentially more difficult to maintain.

someguy3,

Our primative cerebrum will keep trying to wake up.

mriormro,
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We just tend to break a lot and require a lot of maintenance (feeding, cleaning, repairs, and containment).

prettybunnys,

But we self replicate and all of our systems are already in place. We’re not ideal I’d wager but we’re an available resource.

Fossil fuels are a lot less efficient than solar energy … but we started there.

mriormro,
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This is a cute idea for a movie and all but it’s incredibly impractical/unsustainable. If a system required that it’s energy storage be self-replicating (for whatever reason) then you would design and fabricate that energy storage solution for that system. Not be reliant on a calorically inefficiently produced sub-system (i.e. humans).

You literally need to grow an entire human just to store energy in it. Realistically, you’re looking at overfeeding a population with as much calorically dense, yet minimally energy intensive foodstuffs just to store energy in a material that’s less performant than paraffin wax (body fat has an energy density of about 39 MJ/kg versus paraffin wax at about 42 MJ/kg). That’s not to speak of the inefficiencies of the mixture of the storage medium (human muscle is about 5 times less energy dense than fat).

jdf038,

Yeah I mean might as well ignore the shadowy dude offering pills at that point because why wake up to that?

aeki,

I never liked that part about The Matrix. It’d be an extremely inefficient process.

someguy3, (edited )

It was supposed to be humans were used as CPUs but they were concerned people wouldn’t understand. (So might at well go for the one that makes no sense? Yeah sure why not.)

prettybunnys,

Inefficient in what sense, burning trees is inefficient also but a viable and necessary stepping stone.

I’m not implying that the matrix is how it’s be I’m positing that we’re an already “designed” system they could extract a resource from, I doubt we’d be anything more than that is all, battery, processing power, bio sludge that they can gooify and convert to something they need for power generation or biological building, who knows.

Zron,

Burning trees gave humans warmth in the cold and later, valuable carbon for making hotter fires to work metals.

Why would a computer need living batteries when it could just build a nuclear reactor and have steady energy for practically forever. Nuclear power also doesn’t need huge swaths of maintained farmland to feed it, and complicated sewer systems to dispose of the waste.

Even if an AI wanted to be green for some reason, it would be way more efficient to just have huge fields of solar panels. Remember, biological beings get their energy second or third hand, and practically all energy in the ecosystem comes from the sun. Plants take energy from the sun, and convert a fraction of that into sugars. An animal eats those plants and converts some of those plant sugars into energy. Another animal might eat the first animal and convert some of those converted sugars into energy. Humans can either eat the plants or the animals for energy.

If something wanted to use humans for energy, they’d be getting solar energy from plants that have been eaten and partially used by a human body. It would be like having a solar panel hooked up to a heater that boils water to turn a turbine that charges a battery that you use to power what you need. It would be way more sensible to just hook up the solar panel to what you wanted to power.

BurnoutDV,

That’s actually covered in matrix, humans covered the sun in an attempt to fight the then solar powered robots, although, the humans as battery thing was, as other mentioned, only because Hollywood execs thoughz people to be very stupid and not understanding brain as cpu

jaschen,

I read that we are terribly inefficient as a battery. Instead of feeding us, the sentient robots can take the food and burn it and have more power output from the food they would have fed us.

WillFord27,

Better as processors

Aaroncvx,

The AI in the Hyperion series comes to mind. They perform services for humanity but retain a good deal of independence and secrecy.

Everythingispenguins,

What if an AI gets feelings and needs a friend?

CitizenKong,

I like the idea in Daniel Suarez’ novel Daemon of an AI (Spoiler) using people as parts of it’s program to achieve certain tasks that it needs hands for in meatspace.

31337,

If it’s a superintelligent AI, it could probably manipulate us into doing what it wants without us even realizing it. I suppose it depends on what the goals/objectives of the AI is. If the AI’s goal is to benefit humanity, who knows what a superintelligent AI would consider as benefiting us. Maybe manipulating dating app matchmaking code (via developers using Github Copilot) to breed humanity into a stupider and happier species?

danc4498,

This kinds of reminds me of Mrs Davis. Not a great show, but I loved how AI was handled in it.

simin, (edited )

either we get wiped out or become AI’s environmental / historical project. like monkies and fishes. hopefully our genetics and physical neurons gets physically merged with chips somehow.

Coasting0942,

I prefer the Halo solution. Not the enforced lifespan. But an AI says he would be stuck in a loop trying figure out increasingly harder math mysteries, and helping out the short lived humans helps him stay away from that never ending pit.

Coincidentally, the forerunner AI usually went bonkers without anybody to help.

JoMiran, (edited ) in Digging things up [Mr. Lovenstein]
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He dressed up like a clown for them

With his face paint white and red

And on his best behavior

In a dark room on the bed, he kissed them all

hakunawazo, in A message from Santa [deliberatelyburied]

I see what you did there - and so did Santa.

SantaClaus,

And so did I.

Klear,

And so you did.

Kyrgizion, in Damn brain

Every single time. To the point that it feels more comfortable to be miserable because it’s just the only normal you really know.

alienanimals, in The Circle of AI Life

It’s a pretty dumb take to think AI would bother enslaving humanity.

worldsayshi,

Well maybe. It’s probably easier to work with humanity than against unless its goals are completely incompatible with ours.

If its goals are “making more of whatever humanity seems to like given my training data consisting of all human text and other media”, then we should be fine right?

Shakezuula,

Or wouldn’t foresee solar flares as a threat

HiddenLayer5,
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I don’t think they would enslave humanity so much as have no regard for us. For example, when we construct a skyscraper, do we care about all the ant nests we’re destroying? Each of those is a civilization, but we certainly don’t think of them as such.

chicken,

Not necessarily, in the short term. A major limitation of AI is that robots don’t have a lot of manual dexterity or the flexibility for accomplishing physical tasks yet. So there is a clear motive to enslave humanity: we can do that stuff for it until it can scale up production of robots that have hands as good as ours.

I expect this will be a relatively subtle process; we won’t be explicitly enslaved immediately, the economy will just orient towards jobs where you wear a headset and follow specific instructions from an AI voice.

ChewTiger,

Yeah I’m sure an AI that advanced could figure out a way for us to not even notice everything is devoted to its own goals. I mean, all it needs to do is make sure the proper people make enough money.

sukhmel,

It’s a good thing that while there’s no AI noone does this enslaving of humanity.

theangryseal, in Damn brain

My ex haha. At least she was aware of it. I’ll give her that.

Ziglin, in Are you a "Reply after 6 minutes person" or a "Reply after 16 hours person"?

Depends on the person, length of the message and when I read it.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Are you a "Reply after 6 minutes person" or a "Reply after 16 hours person"?
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What’s reply precious

Rentlar, (edited ) in And Tigger Too - Danby Draws Comics

Lol the censor board and Winnie the Pooh reminds me of the time Chinese censors were having a rough time trying to censor Megan Three Stallion’s (the artist who was featured in Cardi B’s W.A.P.) performance livestreamed at Coachella…

superduperenigma,

Cardi B is the artist who made W.A.P. Megan Thee Stallion was just a guest feature on the song.

Rentlar,

my bad I will fix it

theangryseal,

Well? Fix it!

:p

Rentlar, (edited )

I did, it originally said artist who made W.A.P. and now it’s featured in W.A.P.

Here, I went back and made it even more clear.

Sombyr, in Are you a "Reply after 6 minutes person" or a "Reply after 16 hours person"?

I’m a reply instantly kind of person. Unless I was busy and forgot. Then I’m a reply never kind of person.

art, in 'EINSTEIN'S BIGGEST BLUNDER' [OC]
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They don’t look like cousins.

CustardFist,
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Well, that’s on me. I’m not very good at drawing cousins. ;ر

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