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joel_feila, in Too soon!
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Trofim Lysenko Estimated body count 70 million

antidote101,

The vast majority of deaths under communism have been because of famine…

…which may well be true for Capitalism as well.

joel_feila,
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True but i dont know of one guy who did 70 mil worth under capitalism

Moshpirit,
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You can probably get a few if you stop and make the maths, specially when abusing developing countries.

joel_feila,
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Well if you count percent oof population per year then pol pot the dictator of Cambodia would have the highest

qooqie, (edited ) in Connected - Purr.in.ink

He looked into the everything bagel and for a brief moment experienced true catnip

IndiBrony, in Connected - Purr.in.ink
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Fun kitty gives me Pillz-e vibes. And I love anyone who knows who I’m talking about 💖

wazzupdog,

Squirrelly wrath to those who don’t know.

GrammatonCleric,
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I used to be a card-carrying member

blanketswithsmallpox, in Connected - Purr.in.ink
Cannacheques, in Too soon!

It’s a pun too, that’s a good one 🤣

CryptidBestiary, in Reject modernity, embrace tradition!

Cyber?

pleb_maximus,

a/s/l?

havokdj, (edited )

97/m/Zimbabwe

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Reject modernity, embrace tradition!
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I would make money in UO sometimes by logging into a female character and “bowing” in front of people to make it look like my character was performing oral sex. You could also spam “bow” while the other player spammed “salute” while standing behind the first player to look like doggy style sex.

drmoose, (edited )

Ultimate Slut.

danciestlobster, in They're under the bed!

Ok but is he married to that sales woman? Cause the woman on TV and the one reassuring him after look pretty similar…

Kolanaki,
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All comic people look the same.

Th4tGuyII, in Reject modernity, embrace tradition!
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I'm scared to ask, but what is a "situationship"?

drmoose,

Basically relationship with no official label as both parties don’t want to commit but enjoy things as they are.

tryptaminev,

Realistically more suffering than enjoying, because they want someone to comit to them, but not comit themselves, ever bound in a cycle of emotional on-off turmoil.

DoucheBagMcSwag,

= friends with benefits

kadu,
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Or more frequently, somebody who thought they were dating but didn’t explicitally ask and somebody who’s got zero intention of dating but isn’t going to make that clear as to not lose the benefits.

PlantDadManGuy,

Or even rarer and kinkier, frenemies with benefits

DoucheBagMcSwag,

Ah sweet, hate fucking 👍

Zoldyck,

A relationship for people who are scared of the word ‘relationship’

GrammatonCleric,
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A portmanteau for people who can’t commit.

afraid_of_zombies,

I thought it meant that the two people were together because of the situation they are in and when it changes they are going on their way. Like anonymous sex but sometimes dinner and a movie.

pruwybn, in They're under the bed!
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He needs to get some tattoos to remind himself.

nexguy,
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Then have I got a deal for you. Forget everything you know about tatoos…

jordanlund, in They're under the bed!
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Stolen from Mitch Hedberg:

youtu.be/QJ3kCxsOjLc

Holyhandgrenade,
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Both are making fun of the same tired commercial phrase, but they are definitely not the same joke.

caseyweederman,

I disagree

perishthethought,

The phrase, “who is the real hero?” will always live in my head. So funny, but it’s hard to see him shaking around in these clips.

ZILtoid1991, in Reject modernity, embrace tradition!
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What about dating on the Fediverse instead?

drmoose,

Honestly people on Mastodon are very datable. I wonder whether there are dating/sexting communities out there.

bestusername, in They're under the bed!
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Today I learnt 2 thing…

Carpet burn isn’t real and any old shit gets upvotes.

killeronthecorner,
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That’s what Big Carpet Burna wants you to think

tetris11, (edited ) in Reject modernity, embrace tradition!
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I met my first girlfriend that way, we’d go hunting for crabs in the wilderness by day and then sell our catch at the marketplace. It was hard being online at the same time but we made it work. We built fires and prayed in the evenings under the starry sky, and fell asleep in each others arms, until that fateful night when I came back from my fishing trip to find all her belongings in a single pile, surrounded by blood. I feared the worst, but kept hopeful and waited. My patience waning, I finally ventured out of the wilderness and towards the reset point, where I found her… outside of a cave garbed in dungeoneer equipment mumbling nonsensical words about grinding. :'-(

doppelgangmember,

Hey, least you only caught crabs

¯_(ツ)_/¯

PlantDadManGuy,

This was a much, much better story than Twilight

Glytch, in Too soon!

Mosquitoes, thanks to Malaria. Estimated kill count (according to a Nature article from 2002) 50-60 Billion people.

YeetPics, (edited )
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Wow. You’re really gonna just blame a whole race over a few billion deaths?

/s please don’t hang me in these streets

blahsay,

More a person responsible kinda thing. I think Mao does top it but due to starvation thanks to his idiot policies that ruined crops

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