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phoenixz, in "Kirby Lore" by Shenx Comic

What’s so bad about Kirby?

hardeehar,

That’s how it starts.

Caboose12000, (edited )

Kirby is an unstoppable force with the brain of a child. He has killed multiple elder gods, often over nothing more than food. if you want examples, look up bosses like Zero-Two, Marx/Marx Soul, or Void Termina.

dual_sport_dork,
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The most interesting part about Void Termina is that its core appears to be another one of whatever the hell Kirby is. So we possibly got a glimpse of what Kirby could be if he weren’t so childlike and innocent… and not so easily placated with cake.

edgemaster72, in Brain is smart!
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I choose to believe the brain mispronounced “watch” hence the typo in the bottom left panel

pooberbee,

Also “unfilted” in panel 4

Kolanaki, in [ADHDinos] Straight to my ass
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Penis steps in front of brain: I have a suggestion

GluWu, in [ADHDinos] Straight to my ass

Me except shitpost

synae, in [ADHDinos] Straight to my ass

Followup question: beer is food, right?

nitneroc,

Favorite food? Beer! - Disenchantment S01E10

edgemaster72,
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synae,

I wish murderface weren’t so relatable

RIP_Cheems, in [ADHDinos] Straight to my ass
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Oh boy, rice and onion bowl, the fuck is wrong with me?

kemsat,

Throw in some tuna!

Molten_Moron, in Have you?

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Psychodelic, in Have you?

Thanks, I love it

Johanno, in [Strange Planet] I too have acclimated

I know someone who is never gonna let you down

mojofrododojo, in "Proposal" by Shenx Comic

There’s no shame in making a counter-proposal, especially if your terms benefit each party more than the originally proffered proposal stipulated in their proposal documentation.

aodhsishaj, in [Goat To Self] Overruled

“Well, to be honest I am a porpoise. An Orca to be more precise.”

Poiar,

Killer porpoise!

Viking_Hippie,

You did that on porpoise!

LazaroFilm, (edited )
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Thanks it was a killer joke.

Klear,

Cetacean needed.

BrerChicken,

Orcas are dolphins, but porpoises are not.

aodhsishaj,

TIL.

gazby, in [ADHDinos] Straight to my ass

Oh, oh, and weed too!

Rocketpoweredgorilla, in [Goat To Self] Overruled
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Stamets, what the hell? Are you trying to break my upvote finger or something? It’s starting to get sore…

Grippler, in [Goat To Self] Overruled

We call them “blubber snatchers”

mack7400,

Bath wolves

don, in [Goat To Self] Overruled

Not being a whaleologist, this joke took me 15 seconds to get, but got it I did.

HonoraryMancunian,

I legit thought it was an orcas-are-technically-dolphins joke that I didn’t quite get

Animated_beans,

Wait, that isn’t the joke? Can you explain it simpletons like me?

Kill_John_Lennon,

Killer whale

Quetzalcutlass, (edited )

Orcas are also known as killer whales. The joke is that the prosecutor is trying to get him to call himself a killer.

Animated_beans,

Omg I can’t believe I didn’t get that. Thank you for explaining it

samus12345,
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