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WashedOver, in No future
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Seems like many want this so badly…

rockSlayer,

It’s easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

that book hurt to read

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

What book?

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

capitalist realism

fckreddit,

I am currently playing Cyberpunk 2077. I for sure don’t want to live in that world. But, it seems like we are moving that way. Especially the West.

CompostMaterial, in No escape

The sensors aren’t there for your convenience to turn them on, they are there to save the business money by turning them off.

p1mrx,

Yeah, businesses hate it when you leave the soap on.

CompostMaterial,

Portion control.

turmacar, (edited )

It can be both.

Mechanical/timer versions with auto-shut-off of all of these exist, but you have to touch those.

Mobile_Audience,

I don’t like those mechanical/timer ones. Especially the ones with a push button top, always felt like I had to smack the button several times just to get twenty seconds of water.

FuglyDuck, in Everything's Better When You're Part of a Group
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

see, the first two panels, just look like hell to me.

I’d much rather not have an audience when I’m jumping into a pile of leaves like a breaching whale, thank you very much… and I’d really rather not be eating with a bunch of mouthbreathers that chew with their mouth open. Positively ghastly, that.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I like the first one. I would do the first one. But not the second one. The second one terrifies me.

Something_Complex,

How to tell everyone you are not southern European

FuglyDuck, (edited )
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Do southern Europeans never jump into a pile of leaves, when they’re kids? Or uncles showing kids how?

DontTreadOnBigfoot,
@DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world avatar

Only thing my uncle showed me was our secret touch touch game

CarbonIceDragon, in Charles Dickens Watches "The Muppet Christmas Carol" [R. E. Parrish]
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

I mean, he might have liked it, it’s not a bad movie and it’s not a terrible adaptation of the story either. Probably would have to first explain the context of what the muppets are and a bit about the various characters to really get some of it though

palordrolap,

J. Draper, London historian and, from what I gather, popular TikToker and YouTuber, has an interesting hour-long video comparing the Muppet version to the original as well as the various things that wouldn't necessarily be covered in the original, like costumes and how London looked. It's not quite a watch-along, but it does cover things in movie order.

Watch here

If you're of short attention span (not judging, I'm in the same boat), put in on in the background while doing something else.

proudblond,

I just watched this last night! Her takeaway is that is pretty good overall. Most of the costuming is pretty spot-on, even the muppets’, and she makes concessions for some of the things that aren’t true to the book since it’s ostensibly a kids movie and there is stuff that just wouldn’t make sense. A lot of the script is pulled directly from the book. Her big critique is about Scrooge’s childhood but she even finds a possible reason they decided to change that too. It’s really quite interesting! Also, as an American, I find it absolutely hilarious that she can’t comprehend that Americans don’t know what a Christmas pudding is. To us, pudding means something completely different!

palordrolap,

She doesn't point out why the extra Marley might have been given the name Robert [1] (or maybe I missed a subtle raised eyebrow somewhere), nor did she show the shop front entitled Micklewhite's [2], but I don't suppose those fun facts are particularly relevant to a comparison / review.

[1] Bob Marley. Geddit? Funny joke is funny.

[2] Michael Caine's birth name was Maurice Micklewhite. He only made the legal change to his stage name fairly recently, well after the Muppet Christmas Carol even, because he found that people were confused and made suspicious by his documents not having "his name" on them when he was travelling.

proudblond,

Ooooh I didn’t catch the Marley joke, brilliant. And I didn’t know that about Michael Caine! Great insights!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Not many people know that.

AngryCommieKender,

It’s the only adaptation that has Dickens himself portrayed. Admittedly I don’t think Gonzo is an accurate depiction, other than the clothes, but it did allow them to put far more of the actual text of the book into the movie than any other adaptation, because they had a narrator.

fpslem,

Puppets have been used in comedy and cultural commentary since Punch & Judy and before. Dickens would have dug it.

AngryCommieKender,

Punch and Judy appear in the background of at least one of the opening scenes of The Muppet Christmas Carol

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

I meant more the context of the individual characters. Like, having Statler and Waldorf as Marley is funnier if you know who those two are

TheMongoose,

Also he'd need to know who Bob Marley was in order get the Jacob and Robert gag...

fsxylo, (edited )

I think you’d have to explain tv first.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

“You’ve been to the theater, now you can have the theater in your living room.”

Done.

Shakespeare predates Dickens by a couple centuries, and the ancient Greeks predate him by a couple millenia.

cerement, in Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the deadliest female sniper in History
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  • Eleanor Roosevelt: And how many men have you killed?
  • Lyudmila Pavlichenko: Not men, fascists. Three hundred nine.
joyjoy, in Birthday - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

It’s not even his real birthday.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

What is it?

BetaBlake,

July 4th

BloodSlut,

#🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅😌❤️🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

Xylight,
@Xylight@lemdro.id avatar

The Liberia flags add to this

alquicksilver,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not even like there aren’t two US flag options, too: 🇺🇸🇺🇲

If anyone figures out the difference, let me know, because these look pretty much the same.

Kolanaki,
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My messenger blows up emojis when I send them with no other text, and I used these side by side and the one on the right has a smaller blue square than the left one.

Xylight,
@Xylight@lemdro.id avatar

Apparently because of how flag codes work, the USA and US Minor Outlying Islands technically have different flags in unicode, even though they’re the same flag. There are countless people who have used the USA minor Outlying Islands flag instead of the regular USA flag.

Zorg,
@Zorg@lemmings.world avatar

Taking a screenshot and zooming in, the grainy extrapolated pixels appear to be in exactly the same pattern. Very odd indeed.

Hupf,

It’s the calendar date of the day you were born, repeated each year. But that’s not important right now.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

But what is it?

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

The third person neuter pronoun in English, but that’s not important right now.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

No, what is Jesus’s birthday?

Spacehooks,

Supposedly in the summer due to something about the stars. Xmas was supposed to be cultural approtiates of the winter solstice or something. I’m sure someone will add to this.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

On a serious note, yes Christmas was placed where it was in order to coincide with Saturnalia, the Roman winter solstice festival. This was an attempt by Constantine, the emperor who legalized Christianity in Rome, to transition the Romans to Christianity more easily.

Spacehooks,

Thanks! I thought it happened waaay later.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I’ve never seen one before. No one has. But I’m guessing it’s a white hole.

rockerface,

It is, however, Isaac Newton’s real birthday. Merry Newtonmas!

Carvex, in "Filth" by War and Peas comics

Only once did Sean Connery ask his wife to sit on his face.

Bonehead,

That's only because she refused to tell him that she loved him.

kellyaster,
@kellyaster@kbin.social avatar
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,
Crul, in "Birthday Thanks" by Litterbox Comic
sag,

Oops! I forgot

Crul,

No worries, and thanks for posting sources and RSS feeds! :)

TheEntity,

This thread is so delightfully wholesome, I want all my social media interactions to be like this. :)

joyjoy, in Reminder [Martin Rosner]

Todo:

  1. Pick up kid from soccer practice

Oops.

AFLYINTOASTER,

Bojack?

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Homer?

JohnDClay, in Leave Me Alone

Did I just witness a murder?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

He could have at least just left him folded instead of crumpling him up.

KingThrillgore, in "Last Word" by J.L Westover
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Rizz is a shortened word for ‘charisma’ and specifically for skill in charming or seducing a potential romantic partner, especially through verbal communication.

ItsMeForRealNow,

That’s so rizz

progettarsi, (edited )

knowledge rizz

rebelsimile, in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]

B-but according to lots of people we’re denying the content creators their revenue if we don’t stare at their ads like pathetic little sheep. Won’t somebody think of the advertisers???

Hiro8811,

Fuck em advertisers

StupidBrotherInLaw, (edited )

Not my fault they decided to work in an exploitative field.

Abolish slavery? But who will employ the slave masters?!

Kusimulkku,

Not my fault they decided to work in an exploitative field.

I thought that was every field under capitalism

StupidBrotherInLaw,

I think some are more exploitative than most. I work in a field that isn’t directly exploitative but effectively facilitates exploitation by others. Fields like advertising directly exploit others.

AutistoMephisto,
@AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly! Whip cracking isn’t what anyone could call a transferrable skill! They went to school for years to learn how to use it, it’s all they know! If we get rid of slavery, their degrees go to waste!

Learn to code, slaver!

deweydecibel,

Content creators aren’t the enemy here, at least not the smaller scale ones. They often have no other sources of revenue.

rebelsimile,

wha? If you like someone’s content and are concerned about their income, give them a dollar.

hark, in Strange times...
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

Bananas and watermelons are berries? Huh.

criitz,

Let’s be real. We all now what a berry is, and bananas and watermelons ain’t it. Forget the scientific mumbo jumbo

dragonflyteaparty,

Honestly, it seems like someone came up with very strange definitions that don’t actually work.

Soggy,

They work very well if you’re trying to identify and classify plants.

JdW,

Well said Jerry Smith.

glibg10b,

We might as well call Pluto a planet at this point

Barley_Man,

The scientific definition of a berry is a fleshy fruit that came from a single ovary in the flower. Thats it. I don’t even know why they used the name berry on this term because it makes no sense and I tell you this as someone studying botany. Like none of the nuts you know are true nuts either. If a nuts shell opens on its own it’s not a nut so peanuts, walnuts and almonds are not nuts because if you plant these in fresh soil they will sprout and the shell opens. However if you plant a fresh hazelnut the shell stays on while the plant germinates from the seed, hence it’s a true nut. So stupid I know. This has use in botany but these botanical definitions have no use for normal people. That’s why we talk about “botanical definitions” and “culinary definitions”. In the common culinary definition a berry is a small freshy fruit which is the definition you know.

Bonus: in botany everything from a flower is a fruit. That means wheat is a fruit, rice is a fruit, beans are fruits, peas are fruits, all nuts are fruits, every seed is a fruit, a pine cone is a fruit, and it just goes on. But no one in their right mind would make a fruit asket with pine cones right? The botanical definition is useless outside the field of botany.

Kecessa,

Like none of the nuts you know are true nuts either.

Found it funny that you then mentioned peanuts which grow in the ground contrary to all other things people think about when talking about nuts.

And yeah, I know I’ll just have blown some people’s mind with that info.

chatokun,

Huh… peanuts coming from underground is such an obvious memory for me I don’t recall where I learned it. It feels like something everyone just knows, like carrots, potatoes, and yams. It didn’t occur to me outside of today’s lucky 10000 that a lot wouldn’t know.

I wonder if its really aot of people or just some.

Soggy,

Peanuts growing underground is also really weird. Very few plants hide their fruit like that.

neonred,

Fun fact: in German, peanuts are called “Erdnuss”, which literally translates to “soil nut”, which seems actually fit like a glove. To be honest, I never thought about the name it has. Learn something new every day.

Kecessa,

I think it’s a lot of people because people think they’re nuts because of the name and they never have earth left on them unlike potatoes or carrots…

qyron,

A pine cone is a fruit?

I was taught a pine cone was a “naked flower”, as it never developed petals and ovary developed directly and bore the seed.

Barley_Man,

It appears you are right. Conifers and other gymnosperms are totally outside the definition of fruit and cannot have fruit by definition. The seed cone is however an analog of a fruit for the gymnosperms. It doesn’t have to do with petals however. Lots of flowering plants don’t have petals. Example are these wheat flowers. You have to cut up the plant to even see the flower.

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/19d9a916-031b-4fd5-bed3-2df91c750dbd.jpeg

qyron,

New knowledge acquired! Thank you. Wasn’t aware of that detail.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

we should be inventing new words. A fleshy fruit from a single ovary in a flower is now called a skibidi

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

a banana is a skibidi. a tomato is a skibidi

lvxferre,
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Just to add random info/trivia: it’s interesting to note that this mess between “botanical fruit” and “culinary fruit” is largely language-dependent. In Portuguese for example it doesn’t happen - because botanical fruit is “fruto” (with “o”) and culinary fruit is “fruta” (with “a”).

So for example, if you tell someone that cucumber is a “fruto”, that is not contentious; you’re just using a somewhat posh word if you aren’t in a botanical context. And if you tell the person that tomato is a “fruta”, you’re just being silly.

Berry has no direct equivalent. If you must specify that the fruit comes from a single ovary, you call it “fruto simples” (lit. simple botanical-fruit), as opposed to “fruto múltiplo” (multiple fruit - e.g. pineapple). Popularly people will call stuff like strawberries and mulberries by multiple names, like “frutinhas” (little fruits) and the likes.

funkless_eck,

hmm I do like being silly

Successful_Try543,

In German, the fruits you would put in a fruit salat are called Obst, in contrast to Frucht (fruit) / Früchte (fruits) which can be ‘anything’ complying with the botanical definition. You’d refer to tomatoes and paprika as Frucht-Gemüse (fruit vegetables).

lvxferre, (edited )
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

In German, the fruits you would put in a fruit salat are called Obst

A salad works, but isn’t it easier to just snort it? :^)

Sorry for the shitty joke above. Seriously now: after a quick check, apparently the cognate of “Obst” still exists in English, as “ovest”. Nowadays only used dialectally for nuts like acorns being fed to the pigs. It would be fun if it was reintroduced as “culinary fruit”, following the German example, and keeping the Latin borrowing “fruit” for the botanical def.

FireTower, in Wayward Birds Explained
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

Cardinals are definitely a good bird even in their native range. They should have used a house wren or something.

gbuttersnaps,

This was my thought too except i thought bluejay. Bluejays are super pretty, but people who live around them know that they’re giant assholes lol.

FireTower,
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

At least bluejay are blue. They’ve got that going for them. Look at this thing it looks so generic.https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2bcad674-27d0-4571-9178-cb026c04dde8.jpeg

Thassodar,

Looks like an aerial surveillance drone IMO

anon6789, (edited )
@anon6789@lemmy.world avatar

Boo! Hiss! You take that back!

I love my blue jays so much! They’re corvids like crows and ravens, so they are very smart and have tons of personality.

They became my buddies over Covid and I’ve gotten to watch them raise their families. They’ll call each other when they see me outside and sit in me tree and wait for me to bring them snacks. They’ll all approach in different ways, some braver, some more shy. They’ll discipline the young ones. The young ones will play with each other. They make many more calls than the harsh jeer call. They’ll do a little bobbing dance for me or each other when they’re excited.

They’ve never picked on the other songbirds. The only things I’ve seen them get upset about were crows and hawks. Though 2 did get into it with each other pretty good once.

They’re really great animals once you get over the stereotypes of them, and they are one of the things I miss every day about having to take a new job where I can’t be at home and interact with them throughout the day.

gbuttersnaps,

Of course, I’m mostly joking. I feel like many people who live in areas with both cardinals and blue jays are told when we’re young that they don’t get along very well and we just pick a side and stick to it lol. I love seeing blue jays too, or any corvids really. Much better than seeing all the invasive birds in my area like European starlings.

RedWeasel,

Oh you can support both unless they meet in the WS, then it is cardinals all the way.

anon6789, (edited )
@anon6789@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, the starlings are the only ones I have to constantly remind myself that I don’t really hate them. 😂 At the end of winter they really start to destroy my feeder station.

I bought into the blue jays scorn since I grew up being told they were jerks, but it changed one day when I decided to offer one a peanut. I’ve got 7 pretty regular bird buds now.

My cardinals are pretty shy, but this year a mating pair of them learned they can get the peanuts too. I don’t see them near as much, but the lady cardinal is the more aggressive of the 2 when it comes to getting food and she will try to beat the jays too them occasionally and she can hold her own if she really wants that treat!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/05602ee3-1d33-441f-bf20-abbc8ee79229.jpeg

This day it was drizzling, so it went under by downspout to eat it’s peanut.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/443e267b-04e2-4411-8e7e-f2030cb311d1.jpeg

Just hanging out.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/641641e8-eed6-465e-9852-ae05d53f62d1.jpeg

I didn’t see what spooked this one, but this was the most unusual photo I got of one of them.

Amir,
@Amir@lemmy.ml avatar

Why are these photos so posterized?

anon6789,
@anon6789@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know what that is, so that is probably a contributing factor.

They’re from my phone camera zoomed to the max, shot through my patio door and/or nylon screen at a bad angle, and Google’s AI color correction.

They aren’t meant to wow with their technicality, just quick snaps of my outdoor friends. 😉

soupspoon,

I don’t know what that is, either, but I love these pics of your feathery friends!

anon6789,
@anon6789@lemmy.world avatar

I’m glad you can enjoy them too!

If you want to see more birds, both my bad pictures, but many more good ones taken but actual photographers, check out !superbowl for my daily posts. Lots of cool photos, and some great bird facts.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

They keep choking in the first round of the playoffs, too. I guess it goes with the blue-and-white colour scheme.

Uncle_Bagel,

Cardinals are loyal. They don’t bail once the weather turns cold and ride the winter out like a true Midwesterner

qooqie, in Coins

Yup that is indeed what would happen. But the panel of the clean up crew needing therapy is missing

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Eh. Depends on the coins. If they’re made of ferromagnetic metals, sure.

Not all coins are.

DampCanary,
@DampCanary@lemmy.world avatar

My thought was they would just heat up.

Tarquinn2049, (edited )

Yeah, from what I have heard, given a random unknown metal, the odds are significantly greater that heating up is the concern rather than it being pulled out. Either one is a pretty bad day though.

otter, (edited )

Any day now we’re going to see an advertisement where someone drinks water, dry instant noodles, and coins and walks to the MRI room (before being stopped to talk about some self cooking option)

Like this classic KD ad youtube.com/watch?v=iEN2n9bGijI

Or this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=n5iBx7B9Ulg

bruhduh,
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I’ve forgot small copper coin in my pocket and gone to mri and I’ll tell ya what) coin was HOT and slightly pulled so it fell off my pocket, i was scarily surprised because I’ve checked my pockets as I’ve been instructed and metal detector didn’t singled either

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