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Pratai, (edited ) in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

I’m a Gen Z with a millennial girlfriend, and she doesn’t talk anything like that. In fact- I have never heard anyone talk like that.

grayman,

She was referring to poo clogging the toilet. I have no clue why the last frame is a house fire.

NikkiDimes,

I’m a millennial… I use some of these words…

sfgifz,

As a millennial I’ve never heard any millennial talk like that either.

MisterNeon, (edited ) in I can cook at least
@MisterNeon@lemmy.world avatar

“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”

-Red Green

oji, in Hufflepuff for muggles?

Craniometry segregation hat

bionicjoey,

Harry Potter and the Phrenologist’s Stone

Squirrel, in Offering solutions is annoying
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

I (37M) recently caught myself getting frustrated when my wife offered solutions to my ranting. I just wanted to complain and not be told all the ways I could have avoided the problem in the first place. I finally understand.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Thank you, yeah it’s like sometimes you just have to work through it before you hear some suggestions.

TheDoozer,

There is, I think, a significant difference between giving suggestions on how to resolve an issue, and a person offering ways you could have prevented it. And I would hazard most people find the latter unhelpful and annoying.

Sadbutdru,

Yes! It totally happens to everyone, once you notice it. Best self-awareness/relationship advice I’ve heard is say something like “Are you looking for advice, or someone to listen?”. Phrasing and tone to be adjusted by the individual user, obviously XD

Peppycito, in JPEG

Gif is obviously pronounced like the g’s in ‘gorgeous’

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Egregious!

hOrni, in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

I don’t get hangovers anymore. You’d have to sober up to get a hangover. An if I’d sober up, the depression wold be a far greater concern.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah I didn’t really understand hangovers until I slowed my drinking down to reasonable levels, and then to barely at all. Now it’s not so much a hangover, but I notice I’m not really 100% percent for a couple of days after some drinks.

ExfilBravo,

The “I have a 5th for breakfast type” Metal.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not metal. That’s a crushing dependency on alcohol.

lobut,
CurlyMoustache, (edited ) in "Statement" by Extra Fabulous Comics
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Once tried on a tight dress and high heels that my girlfriend owned. Se thought she would get a laugh “at a man dressing in women’s clothing”. She got angry and forbade me to do it again. I looked to good. Apparently my legs were sensational

ADHDefy,
@ADHDefy@kbin.social avatar

Slay.

Aggravationstation,

Yea I’m amazed by how good my legs look when I’m in heels and I’m also a dude

joyjoy, in Legibility [toonholechris]

Male or female, you’re gonna destroy that toilet, and that’s pretty metal.

Katana314, in "Lighthouse" by Extra Fabulous Comics

I remember this being told in old joke books, but this is also a good version of it.

otter,

Riddle from Reddit 9 years ago:

A man went out drinking all night. He came home and before going to sleep he turned off the light. He awoke the next morning and went outside, and there were dead people all around. What happened? Yes or no questions please :) Good luck!

Agent641,

Did he live in Manhattan and was it 9/11?

lugal,

That escalated quickly

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

No, those descended quickly.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

He lives in the back of a cyanide factory and in his drunken stupor accidentally hit the emergency release switch instead.

dalekcaan,

It’s obvious when you think about it

jaybone,

In the event of an emergency, release the cyanide that will kill everyone.

Makes sense.

qarbone, in I now pronounce you...

This is pretty standard soap opera.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Many soaps would gain a lot from the addition of a few dinosaurs.

ace_garp, in Someone talk to me about Go (the board game). I'm in the process of learning it right now.
@ace_garp@lemmy.world avatar

Go / Wéiqí / Baduk is like the ocean, simple to understand near the shore, but unknowable and somewhat scary in it’s greatest depths.

Games on a 9x9 board are faster and may help during early learning.

Tsumego are small contained Go puzzles, where there is one ideal solution to be found. (Gobandroid or similar)

There is a massive amount of knowledge at this website:

senseis.xmp.net/?StartingPoints

(All available under the Open Content Licence)

It is a humbling game. I know nothing about Go.

HonoraryMancunian, in Friday

I never minded Thursdays, they’re the Friday of Monday-to-Thursday

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

As I’m currently on winter hours and only doing Monday through Thursday, this IS my Friday, a Thriday or Friursday if you will.

bradinutah,

Happy Friursday!

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

And a happy Friursday to you as well friend!

jettrscga,

This sounds like a slippery slope of optimism that I will not partake in.

Slovene,

An ex coworker called thursday ‘little friday’.

HonoraryMancunian,

That’s cute, I like it

samus12345, in [Alzwards Corner] Nature is Amazing
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Real answer: so that the spider has more prey options than just insects around its size.

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Also will make a human sick over time, will insta kill any insect it touches.

Artyom,

Its prey options include:

  • Insects around its size in League
  • Small rodents in League
  • Large rodents in League
  • Good odds against small mammals in League
  • A fighting chance against humans in League
oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Teemo is always a legitimate prey.

davidagain, in Dress by Pizzacakecomic

Mum is right about the colour, but we need more long dresses in the world, we really do.

Anbalsilfer, in Busted

Which is the main punchline: noone sober would want to do karaoke, or the mic was actually an alcometer in disguise?

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