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ParsnipWitch, in Strange times...

Melons and pumpkins are called Panzerbeeren by german botanists.

DahGangalang,

Beer Tank

I can’t be bothered to look up the actual translation, so that is what I’m calling them from now on.

Karyoplasma, (edited )

Shell berries.

ParsnipWitch,

Tank berry

MrGerrit, (edited ) in "Just one cup" by PortSherry

A company doctor once asked me how much coffee I drank per day.

I said about 1 sometimes even 2.

“Good, good” he said. Starts saying that the max amount is 2 cups a day. It is bad to drink more than that because of the caffeine, or else your body will make too much adrenaline which in that case causes too much pressure on your muscles.

I quietly stared at him for a good 20 seconds and said: “cups? No no, I mean pots. I drink 1 to 2 pots a day…”

Well, his head almost exploded when he heard that.

TacoNissan,

20 seconds is a long ass time to be staring at a doctor 🤨

Agent641,

Thats like fifteen bucks worth of staring

Damaskox, in "Just one cup" by PortSherry
@Damaskox@kbin.social avatar

Tasted coffee the first time when I was 7.
Let's see, when will I taste it next time!

I'm 32.

Moobythegoldensock,

Coffee is sort of like beer: the bitterness is way too strong for kids, but tolerable for adults.

Most people cut it with cream and sugar, but if you have a decent quality coffee it becomes easy to tolerate it black.

Damaskox,
@Damaskox@kbin.social avatar

Yeah I've understood the same thing, about changing the taste.

Not that I do beer either.

fsxylo,

If you get really good coffee, you can get tasting notes like chocolate, cinnamon, almond, etc. and you won’t need the creamer.

Kusimulkku,

You can get just regular coffee too and not need the creamer. All about what you like

aeki, (edited )

I’m 37 and never really developed an appreciation for the bitter taste, so I’m neither a coffee drinker (not even the milk/sugar types) or a beer drinker; I also don’t like dark chocolate. I’ve tried, but it just never became enjoyable.

rckclmbr, (edited )

I’d never drank it until I was 32. I decided to start drinking it because all the soda I’ve had throughout my life (pretty much addictrd to mountain dew, Dr pepper, and red bull throughout my life) was starting to catch up to me. Soda is way worse for you than coffee, and I wanted a healthier option. I hated it at first but kept drinking it. Now I look forward to it. 2 cups a day, any more than that and I get anxious and jittery. And best of all, haven’t had soda since (except the occasional jarittos). Still have never drank alcohol though, addiction runs in my family

Killercat103,
@Killercat103@infosec.pub avatar

I don’t understand why people are motivated to “learn to like” drinks that are not even good for us. Excessive sugar, caffeine, alchohol, cigars etc. all normalized to have a addiction to.

cows_are_underrated, in Reject modernity, embrace tradition!

I meet girls the old way: never(I use Arch BTW).

sirico, in Later (by OffKeyComics)
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Then they be like "I think we should watch this show Janet from accounting recommended it

TheGreenGolem,

Don’t get me started on that! My wife is the same. I recommend a show, multiple times. Nope, not interested. But as soon as one of her girlfriends even mentions it that she should check it out “Okay, we should start watching that show!” THAT’S WHAT I RECOMMENDED FOR YEARS NOW!

ultratiem, in Regret [Elder Cactus]
@ultratiem@lemmy.ca avatar

Dad? Who’s Bill Cosby?

Frozengyro,

Pudding pops!

Dagnet, in Regret [Elder Cactus]

Pika already means dick in Portuguese, you can’t blame me

TheRobotFrog, in ‘INNER SELF’ [OC]

Okay, I totally thought this was gonna be a masturbation joke.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Glad I was able to surprise you. :ط

Deepus,

I dont like surprises! Masturbation joke now please!

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Well, with masturbation, the joke is always on you. ‘฿ر

macisr, in Why you have to call me out like that? [ADHDinos]

Why would i pursue things i’m trash at and don’t like? Just to prove that I can? Lol

drphungky, (edited )

Why would i pursue things i’m trash at and don’t like? Just to prove that I can? Lol

Sometimes, yes. That’s how I got into ultra distance triathlon. But I stopped once I proved I could, so maybe a fail. But I’ve also stopped more hobbies than most people have started, so tough to find correlations between liking something and sticking with it.

nBodyProblem,

Because you might find it’s really fun if you kept at it and learned the new skill?

Many rewarding hobbies take years of work to develop any significant level of skill in. Golf, racing cars, skiing, etc

LemmysMum, in "Bare minimum" by PervisTime Comics
doppelgangmember,

👏 👏 👏

Here is your bare-minimum trophy 🏆

ColonelSanders, in "Bare minimum" by PervisTime Comics

*I’m not even going to do the bare minimum today, am I?

That grammar bothered me more than it should have.

RizzRustbolt, in A Real Adult

If they didn’t make the DOONK sound, it wouldn’tbe a problem.

starman2112, in "Help With Stuff" by Poorly Drawn Lines
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

The mouse has Big Joel’s voice

Idunno how since it’s just text on a screen, but it definitely sounds just like him

chuckleslord,

I’m sorry, but that’s clearly Little Joel. Big Joel always talking about important things, like Shrek.

octoperson,

“I’m just a stupid little idiot guy” is a very Joelish turn of phrase

Norgur, in "Autocomplete" by Zach Weinersmith

You understand shit and talk nonetheless, stupid word calculator that you are!

Secret300, in "A Cut Above" by Danby Draws

Haha nice, reminds me of Gwen pool

EatYouWell,

I’m getting Ruroni Kenshin vibes.

Secret300,

How the hell have I never heard of it until I googled it?!

From Wikipedia

“The Rurouni Kenshin manga has over 72 million copies in circulation as of 2019, making it one of the best-selling manga series.”

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