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CluckN, in [Strange Planet] I too have acclimated

This is so funny they should create an entire AppleTV+ show about it.

adrian783,

nice try Scott Adams.

prole,

Whoever had that idea should be fired. Decent webcomic, but not a TV show.

Antimoon51,

Sorry is this a joke I’m poor enough to not understand? What TV show are you referring to?

brbposting,

Oh they did adapt this for TV!

The Guardian says “never has the phrase ‘too much of a good thing’ been more appropriate” 😬

turkalino,
@turkalino@lemmy.yachts avatar

Idk why the show gets so much hate. Something about the current streaming landscape has ruined people’s appreciation for clean comedy, but I just can’t quite put my finger on it.

Sure, it didn’t leave me in stitches every episode, but it’s a wholesome show with some clever jokes. I don’t even have kids and I enjoyed it

thrawn,

Strange Planet, a TV show based on this comic series made by Apple.

I didn’t know it existed either. I will now try to include a link to the wiki page, but having seen many Reddit users fail at this due to some markdown issue, I will probably not succeed:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange_Planet_(TV_series)

Anticorp, in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.

Or pay the graveyard to spray Roundup around your grave. That’s probably the easier of the two.

Ashyr, in "Kirby Lore" by Shenx Comic

I don’t get the Kirby lore reference at all. Is it actually that deep?

imPastaSyndrome,

Yes

FlatFootFox,
@FlatFootFox@lemmy.world avatar

The games aren’t deep per se, but they just get a little tonally weird towards the end given the franchise’s cute presentation. You go from fighting a tree who won’t stop disrupting forest creatures to battling an unknowable alien incarnation of darkness who wants to take over all of reality. The series has a lot of, “Oh no, our friend’s been possessed by a manifestation of pure evil!” plots.

RizzRustbolt,

Kirby may or may not be an eldritch god that feasts on the souls of other eldritch gods.

He eats a child at one point.

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe,

An eldritch god birthed into existence as a counterweight to the overwhelming darkness of the universe, a force of nature, regardless of intent (I think, it’s been years since I took that plunge)

aeronmelon, in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.

Wouldn’t swallowing plutonium dioxide be the reason you end?

SasquatchBanana,

They’re saying if you are lying in a hospital bed with a terminal diagnosis at the end of your days you should swallow the balloon.

Anticorp,

Where do I procure said balloon if I’m lying in a hospital bed at the end of my days?

meliaesc,

Keep one in your pocket at all times.

LesserAbe,

You’re right. Also from what little I understand about radiation seems like you might want to take some more definitive action too rather than give the polonium time to finish the job. It would probably be more unpleasant than however else you were going to die

Setarkus,

Either way, it’ll be shortly before the end. You can’t lose this one :D

MNByChoice, in Everything's Better When You're Part of a Group

The old creepy town cult. Love it!

don, in "Blizzard" by TheyCanTalk

Necessity is often the instigator of collaboration.

snf, in Meeting face to face

Kinda hot that she can lick her own eyeball like that

whostosay,

Bruh this a cartoon

whostosay,

You’re right tho

gibmiser, in ‘THE SLICER’ [OC]

Film students everywhere just got tingles on the back of their neck. Just need a catchy title and name for the bad guy…

This summer… Dinner comes served with an extra topping… murder.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

… with a crusty old detective that hated cheesy humor…

Diabolo96, (edited )

A mafia/comedy mix.

The Pizzaiolo: from dough to death

He was once the most feared hitman in the mafia, known for his creative kills based on the victims’ jobs. He could make a lawyer choke on his own words, a banker drown in his money, or a doctor die of a heart attack. But he had a change of heart and left his life of crime behind. He opened a pizzeria and took care of his orphaned niece, hoping to start anew. But his past came back to haunt him one day near Christmas, when his former boss sent his goons to kidnap his niece and kill him. Now he has to use his skills and his wits to save his niece and himself, and to end his boss’s reign of terror. But all he can think of now is related to pizzas. Will he be able to slice his way out of this mess?

The reason he can’t remember much and lack creativity is because he suffers from early stages of alzheimer.

The second movie is a prequel titled :

The Pizzaiolo 2: from death to dough.

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Deep Dish , weapon: pizza slicer repeating crossbow

gibmiser,

Made me think of this

youtu.be/lQOo17fHTKE?feature=shared

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Nice

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Get a millenium falcon!
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Just have your GF make a wish for a pair of x-wings. Or that you both have super powers. Or whatever. She would be a new customer and this able to make 1 wish.

Edit: Wait… Did she just poof into existence or was she already in line? I’ve seen this comic so many times and only now am I noticing the girl is in the first panel.

intensely_human,

She was poofed into existence one hour in the past, and started walking toward the well. At first it was just a zombie shuffle, mindless and jagged. But slowly and surely, she remembered her made-up past, forgot that she had materialized from thin air.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

But 2 days later the necromancer fell short of energy and she decomposed on the sheets.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, does this mean the well knows what you will wish for before you wish for it? We’re getting into some weird areas here…

intensely_human,

Perhaps everything we do is the preamble to some future dingbat’s wish. Maybe all of history is unavoidably conspiring to lead to a truck of cash toppling over in front of him, after which point we’ll all blink and look around, dazed, unsure what to do.

Smoogs,

If we’re reading that particular top to bottom he does say “true love” and she could then be walking up.

doppelgangmember, in Meet Tom the Dancing Bug's newest character: Mickey Mouse!

Public ownership:

_Mickey has joined the fight! ✊️

GustavoM, in "Filth" by War and Peas comics
@GustavoM@lemmy.world avatar

“You forgot to say Please daddy.”

Matriks404, in I can cook at least

I still don’t know where do I find these hot MILF’s in my area.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Try a PTA meeting

jol,

You need a kid for that. Just go to the kindergarten and pretend one of the kids is yours.

rayyy,

A local c-hound told me a church will do nicely

RagingRobot,

They are at home with their partners

sag, (edited ) in Deck the Malls [Loading Artist]

3rd time in this community but still make me laugh

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Ah damn, my bad…

quaddo, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

Continually inspired with amazing ideas. But the moment you try to write them down or describe to anyone else, they just fade away.

Like waking up after an amazing dream and trying to remember it long enough to tell anyone else.

ininewcrow, in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

God: I’ll give them teeth … without any instructions on how to maintain them.

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

And put a whole bunch of fleshy bits right next to them, and even though they’ll always be in the same relative positions you’ll bite the fleshy bits just frequently enough to wonder why the teeth and fleshy bits are in such close proximity and how after X years of existence this is still happening.

psud,

We evolved in a world with little sugar, few starchy plants. 15,000 years ago everyone (except those where sugar cane grew) had excellent teeth

In the fossil record bad teeth come at the same time as bread, though it took sugar (especially in fizzy drinks) to make everyone fat and diabetic

I eat carnivore and haven’t brushed my teeth in five years and have not had any tooth aches

ininewcrow, (edited )
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

The other white substance that you should watch for that our ancient ancestors never had to deal with is …

SALT

Like too much sugar … consuming a substance that was rare to our ancient ancestors is bad for your health … you might have excellent teeth, but you might keel over with a heart attack or a stroke.

psud, (edited )

Much of the stuff about salt and heart health is bullshit. It’s from a well publicized hypothesis that was never tested

Having said that we don’t need much, I don’t add salt to the beef which is more than 90% of my diet, I do add a small amount of salt to water after a heavy drinking session, it’s good for rehydration, and I don’t drink, especially heavily often

When I was on keto I took a lot of salt (which is why I looked up the current scientific position on it) and I can tell you it’s pretty difficult to take too much, salt tastes terrible if you have had enough

The thing that increased heart disease: same as everything else, sugar. It prevents use of the circulating fat, which is carried in high density cholesterol. Fatty acids (fats) build up as you eat more fats but cannot burn them because carbohydrates must be burnt first

The HDL cholesterol exceeds its lifespan with nowhere to deliver the fat and breaks up, this increases free fatty acids (with no protective cholesterol cage) and small fragments of the HDL cage, those fragments are the ones that embed in the walls of blood vessels, collect calcium and eventually break off as a calcified clump and blocks something important

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