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Fixbeat, in Hop in bed [Extra Fabulous Comics]

This reminds me of the scorpion and the frog.

Jerkface, (edited )

“Dont-a-worry, little turtle! I’ll help-a you cross-a the road!”

splat

“But… why?”

“It’s-a me. Mario.”

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,
Fiivemacs, (edited ) in Surprise Service

Then that garbage goes into the landfill, gets sold overseas, falls off the boat and instantly back in its mouth.

Cleaning garbage hardly does anything, it only fixes what you can see then it goes into hiding…everyone needs to stop consuming. Today was garbage day in my neighbourhood…I had 1/2 a black bag and like 3 plastic bottles for 2 weeks. Neighbours threw out 7 bags and 3 recycling bins of plastic.

Stop consuming

drmoose,

The whale looks happy :)

Fiivemacs,

Parks look happy too after people pickup trash and just relocate it…doesn’t mean the problem is actually solved

drmoose,

You seem fun at parties huh

spacecowboy,

Their concern and frustration leaks out as anger at the wrong things/people.

LastYearsPumpkin,

Our local garbage goes to a local landfill that’s properly maintained.

There’s a lot of problems with consumption, and plastics especially need to be phased out, but some areas do handle waste responsibly.

Uncle_Bagel,

I also only go through about a bag of trash a week ehile my neighbors go through about 5 or 6 This us because i am a single guy who lives alone while they are a family of 4 with a large dog.

Duranie,

Plot twist - OP’s neighbor’s house actually has 20 people living in it. Per person, they’re producing less waste than he is.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

We need both sustainable garbage management and reduced consumption. We can’t stop consuming and producing garbage, like every life form, but we have to make it sustainable.

Limeey, in Sharks are fierce predators

Exo is probably one of the best web comics on the internet right now, imo

fckreddit, in Surprise Service

This makes me sad.

probablynaked, in DOOM LOOP (18): Defensive Scowling for the Urban Biker by Brett Hamil

Am city biker, this is completely accurate

Crul, (edited ) in Remember to have fun at work
Crul, in Cover Me [Extra Fabulous Comics]
jordanlund, in Remember to have fun at work
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

True story, just before my open heart surgery, I had the top two surgeons arguing over who was going to do it. LOL. I’m like “guys, guys, I’m sure you’re both great, I’m just the guy on the table… flip a coin, do rock paper scissors…”

obamabinladen,

Lol

AVincentInSpace, (edited ) in More Parmesan? - Existential Comics

The gourmet has not proven that it is impossible to make a decision, only that it is impossible to make an optimal one. In order to do that, he would have to collect data, presumably by patronizing the restaurant multiple times and ordering the same dish each time with different quantities of cheese.

Had the waiter simply reminded the gourmet of this, he would have generated possibly substantial additional revenue for the restaurant, not to mention substantial savings on cheese. It is therefore my recommendation that

x4740N, in Are you prepared to be judged? [Martin Rosner]
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Wouldn’t this also exclude babies enough have been swimming with their mother

x4740N, in "Future" by Safely Endangered
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Technically everyone has shit their pants if you think about it

hakunawazo, in Remember to have fun at work

Plot twist: That’s not an eyelid.

zipzoopaboop, in Remember to have fun at work

Simpsons did it.

Homer passing out for surgery.

Dr Nick: what the hell is that?

otter, (edited ) in Remember to have fun at work

Maybe not during the surgery, but it’s pretty normal to do some review before a surgery that hasn’t been done recently.

In the past they’d skim the books, but videos provide additional insight nowadays. A lot of those videos are published on YouTube

So it feels weird, but it’s not. You’re (most likely) in great hands

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

(most likely)

I’d be worried if the video was "Heart surgery for dummies’

teft, in Remember to have fun at work
@teft@startrek.website avatar

I’d probably crack up when I came to. That shit’s funny.

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