Ohhh that’s one big eye with two eyelashes. I thought the brown character’s eye was their mouth, and their eyelashes were their eyes. I was very confused why someone would orient a face like that.
Assuming a cat can jump just over 2m (record is around 7’ apparently) then you have a launch velocity of around 6.5m/s. Plugging this in as an escape velocity works out to around a 1-2km diameter asteroid. Not huge, but not bad for a small animal.
My error bars are quite large, so it’s only an order of magnitude calculation.
Yeah thats not bad, assuming the asteroid is a perfect sphere, that comes out to a surface area of 12km^2^ for an interstellar cat colony that can move into orbit at will.
The cabinet could be 20 feet tall and they’d still figure out how to get up there.
My parents have 4 cats and these ones are a lot different than all of the other cats we’ve had over the decades. My parents have a wall mounted cabinet where the bottom portion is about 5 feet off the ground and the top of it is about 8 feet off the ground. There’s about 6-9" between the top and the ceiling, and various decorations up there… The kitchen table is about a foot in front of it, at normal height, about 3-4 feet from the ground.
One day I noticed one of the cats was on top of the cabinet! That’s a good 6 foot jump at a steep angle (100°, 110°? I suck at Trig) and she didn’t move a single decoration!
Subjects who have this are also known for carrying emotional support vehicles to accomodate their condition and an inability to give a fuck about anyone else. Also has the traits of racism, xenophobia and general intolerance. Seeks out others with condition to validate their behavior especially those in a place of power to vicariously live their hate and subjugate others through them.
Cures for this condition have all been unsuccessful. Scientific data was thought that a “reality check” would be enough, however tests results show that this makes the subject even more mentally unhinged and unwilling to listen. Those with Chud Syndrome brain rot are becoming more mentally unhinged at an alarming rate and are willingly choosing to unacknowledge reality around them and replace it with their alternative ideas that suit their comfortability (which usually lie around the idea of general intolerance) Subjects cannot execute critical thinking on their own and require a vessel, avatar or demigod to act on their behalf to create a false notion of an individualized personality
… Seeks enjoyment and validation as well by creating excessive and disruptive noise from their emotional support vehicles. Will purposely purchase aftermarket and sometimes illegal apparatuses to enhance the efficiency of this action.
Locally it’s become something of a… Idk what to even call it.
So we have a bunch of dudebros who have giant pickups with various combinations of lift kits, off-road tires, light bars (some with the protective plastic still hanging off) , “rolling coal” , and oversized exhaust mods. And obviously a good half of them have some form of truck nutz.
They gather every Thurs-sun night in a shopping center parking lot, never turn their engines or lights off, and often get into “loudness contests” to see who’s engine revs louder. They started drag racing behind the strip mall and only stopped when one dumbass crashed into a car dealership next door.
I started calling it the “tiny penis brigade” but apparently other people have started calling them the “tiny penis parade”.
I found this out when one night I was picking up some groceries and all the trucks were about 5 parking sections over, and their usual spot had a giant sign hanging from the light post “TINY PENIS PARADE PARKING ONLY, ALL OTHER WILL BE REVVED AT”
My truck has been mocked as I drive past because it’s “tiny” and “looks like shit”. Thank you for reminding me im making good financial choices by continuing to drive a functioning work vehicle that isn’t a hazard to everyone else on or near the road instead of buying a brand new oversized status symbol I can’t afford that statistically kills more people than sharks, lightning, and tipping vending machines combined.
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