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lugal, in Friday

Is it really Thursday? Where is the dog when we need them most?

CluckN,

God just thinking about that dog makes me want to throw him into a hydraulic press that turns him into a frisbee that I can throw out to sea.

bappity, in Friday
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actually happened to me once. dreamed an entire day and woke up thinking it was Friday but it WASN’T 😭😭😭

HonoraryMancunian,

I’m sorry to hear that.

morphballganon, in So unrealistic!

Ohhh that’s one big eye with two eyelashes. I thought the brown character’s eye was their mouth, and their eyelashes were their eyes. I was very confused why someone would orient a face like that.

toothpaste_sandwich,

Yes, it seemed very cubism-inspired at first!

EtherWhack, in [Alzwards Corner] The Reasonable Response
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

I should print this out and stick it on the door down the street…

puchaczyk, in A day in the life of Vinegar

For a second I thought it was the pillow that said that…

pearsaltchocolatebar,

I thought the pillow was someone she was laying on.

HonoraryMancunian, in Friday

I never minded Thursdays, they’re the Friday of Monday-to-Thursday

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

As I’m currently on winter hours and only doing Monday through Thursday, this IS my Friday, a Thriday or Friursday if you will.

bradinutah,

Happy Friursday!

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

And a happy Friursday to you as well friend!

jettrscga,

This sounds like a slippery slope of optimism that I will not partake in.

Slovene,

An ex coworker called thursday ‘little friday’.

HonoraryMancunian,

That’s cute, I like it

Noodle07, in ‘MORNING ON MARS’ [OC]

On Mars you wouldn’t be able to have cabinets tall enough so that your cat can’t jump on them

myrrh,

…same as earth if your cats are siamese…

abbotsbury,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder what the maximum size is of a celestial body which a cat could jump with escape velocity

cynar,

I got bored and was curious myself.

Assuming a cat can jump just over 2m (record is around 7’ apparently) then you have a launch velocity of around 6.5m/s. Plugging this in as an escape velocity works out to around a 1-2km diameter asteroid. Not huge, but not bad for a small animal.

My error bars are quite large, so it’s only an order of magnitude calculation.

abbotsbury,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah thats not bad, assuming the asteroid is a perfect sphere, that comes out to a surface area of 12km^2^ for an interstellar cat colony that can move into orbit at will.

pete_the_cat, (edited )

The cabinet could be 20 feet tall and they’d still figure out how to get up there.

My parents have 4 cats and these ones are a lot different than all of the other cats we’ve had over the decades. My parents have a wall mounted cabinet where the bottom portion is about 5 feet off the ground and the top of it is about 8 feet off the ground. There’s about 6-9" between the top and the ceiling, and various decorations up there… The kitchen table is about a foot in front of it, at normal height, about 3-4 feet from the ground.

One day I noticed one of the cats was on top of the cabinet! That’s a good 6 foot jump at a steep angle (100°, 110°? I suck at Trig) and she didn’t move a single decoration!

corsicanguppy,

An 8 foot leap is no big deal.

pete_the_cat,

Vertically it is. That’s about 6-8x their body length.

Horizontally it’s nothing special.

DoucheBagMcSwag, (edited ) in [Alzwards Corner] The Reasonable Response

Also known as Chud Syndrome

Subjects who have this are also known for carrying emotional support vehicles to accomodate their condition and an inability to give a fuck about anyone else. Also has the traits of racism, xenophobia and general intolerance. Seeks out others with condition to validate their behavior especially those in a place of power to vicariously live their hate and subjugate others through them.

Cures for this condition have all been unsuccessful. Scientific data was thought that a “reality check” would be enough, however tests results show that this makes the subject even more mentally unhinged and unwilling to listen. Those with Chud Syndrome brain rot are becoming more mentally unhinged at an alarming rate and are willingly choosing to unacknowledge reality around them and replace it with their alternative ideas that suit their comfortability (which usually lie around the idea of general intolerance) Subjects cannot execute critical thinking on their own and require a vessel, avatar or demigod to act on their behalf to create a false notion of an individualized personality

… Seeks enjoyment and validation as well by creating excessive and disruptive noise from their emotional support vehicles. Will purposely purchase aftermarket and sometimes illegal apparatuses to enhance the efficiency of this action.

Retrograde, (edited )
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May I hear “chud syndrome” in a sentence, please?

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Locally it’s become something of a… Idk what to even call it.

So we have a bunch of dudebros who have giant pickups with various combinations of lift kits, off-road tires, light bars (some with the protective plastic still hanging off) , “rolling coal” , and oversized exhaust mods. And obviously a good half of them have some form of truck nutz.

They gather every Thurs-sun night in a shopping center parking lot, never turn their engines or lights off, and often get into “loudness contests” to see who’s engine revs louder. They started drag racing behind the strip mall and only stopped when one dumbass crashed into a car dealership next door.

I started calling it the “tiny penis brigade” but apparently other people have started calling them the “tiny penis parade”.

I found this out when one night I was picking up some groceries and all the trucks were about 5 parking sections over, and their usual spot had a giant sign hanging from the light post “TINY PENIS PARADE PARKING ONLY, ALL OTHER WILL BE REVVED AT”

My truck has been mocked as I drive past because it’s “tiny” and “looks like shit”. Thank you for reminding me im making good financial choices by continuing to drive a functioning work vehicle that isn’t a hazard to everyone else on or near the road instead of buying a brand new oversized status symbol I can’t afford that statistically kills more people than sharks, lightning, and tipping vending machines combined.

LazaroFilm, in ‘MORNING ON MARS’ [OC]
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Put it in a pressurized hamster bubble suit and send it out like a soccer ball.

JoShmoe,

Sent it off with one powerful friendship kick to start their epic survival adventure.

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

“friendship kick” - channel inner Messi

tubaruco,

where water and food are unavailable and the only thing that can help you is miles away and possibly sleeping

sxan, in Signal by Chris Hallbeck
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

NGL, that’s the one thing that stood out to me at the first panel.

lowleveldata, in [Alzwards Corner] The Reasonable Response

Are there curable cases?

wander1236,
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Shady internet ads say yes

OpenStars, in [Alzwards Corner] The Reasonable Response
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If you lie quietly, some say that you can still hear him to this day, driving around. In the city, in the country, he is everywhere…

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein, in [Alzwards Corner] The Reasonable Response

Seems like the doctor has his own incurable case of pillow-eye.

shadearg, in At the fast food
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“…you guys might’ve wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient…”

That’s enough of that love.

fsr1967, (edited ) in A day in the life of Vinegar

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