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thefartographer, in "Happy End" by War and Peas

Obligatory sad ending Caution, may ruin your day

Steamymoomilk,

Daaaamn thats depressing Folks he aint liein

Slovene,

Have a happy ending instead: m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ky8mJNzlcE

thefartographer,

No matter how many times I’ve watched this video, I still find the end mind-blowing

Resol, in Go into the woods and fight some strangers, son.
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Meanwhile the kid collects more rats, each one more powerful than the last, instead of collecting other animals

Annoyed_Crabby,

He also like short because it’s comfy and easy to wear

Pulptastic,

Until he finds the top 1% of rattatas.

RealFknNito, in Yay win!
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

Had to check if this was from the ADHD community. Glad to be a little closer to normal this time.

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

There is stuff in that community I saw when browsing all or in the ADHDinos comics I (non-ADHD) can relate to.

brsrklf, (edited ) in Go into the woods and fight some strangers, son.

Yeah, but you know, danger in the pokémon world is relative.

The worst thing that can happen when you face mafia/terrorists/wannabe dictators is they will make your rat fight theirs. I guess they’ll take your lunch money every time you lose, so that’s a thing.

Dagnet,

I wonder how many trainers simply starve to death because they suck at battling

prettybunnys,

Team Rocket is a lot more sinister when you realize they’re running around causing generations of children to starve in the wilderness

aeronmelon,

And are absolutely not above kidnapping. And that’s the two least successful Rockets in the entire organization.

aeronmelon,

That’s why so many of them became bug catchers and fishers.

Shieldtoad,

Watch out you don’t get licked by Haunter.

Diabolo96, in Cargo [SMBC Comics]

The dadification is almost finished . To complete the transformation please say your first dad joke.

Slovene,

He did. He said I’m dad in response to her I’m pregnant.

Risk,

Should have been “Hi Pregnant, I’m…Dad?” though…

brsrklf,

It’s funnier this way IMO, because it sounds first like a confused realization with the ellipse and question mark, and then the joke.

son_named_bort, in Go into the woods and fight some strangers, son.

And the 10 year old wants to be the very best, like no one ever was.

Blahaj_Blast,
@Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

To catch them is his test. To train them is his cause.

abominable_panda, in Go into the woods and fight some strangers, son.

Meanwhile professor oak:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Is that why there’s already heavy breathing behind the slammed door?

mcmoor,

Professor Oak: I don’t want to marry a single mother!

Ash’s mom:

moistclump, in BEST DAY EVER

Quick google search has conflicting info, 77,000 or 5,000+ years ago that we have evidence for beds.

itslilith, (edited )
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

wdym, 77,000 is 5000+

ininewcrow, in Yay win!
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

After the wall of common sense … people’s hopes and ideas usually just die by falling off the ‘cliff of reality’

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Ah so that’s where they went, thanks!

MajorMajormajormajor, in Being a good dog owner [Berkeley Mews]

So when does Clifford vs Godzilla come out?

Synthuir,

I’m just here for all the nuanced, human-centered drama of Shin Clifford.

LetterboxPancake, in Haha, I'm in danger! [IrregularGalaxyDudes]

Forget coffee, this will wake you up. There’s nothing like dropping the wrong database scheme on a lazy Monday morning.

Bonehead,

If you can, always set the title of whatever window you're working on to capital bold letters, preferably red, saying PRODUCTION SERVER - DON'T FUCK IT UP. This has saved my dumbass a few times when I looked up before hitting enter.

LetterboxPancake,

I use IntelliJ for this and my prod connection is red, has warning symbols and it’s read only. I can switch on write mode if necessary, but it will prompt for it. Saves me a lot of stress.

SubArcticTundra, in Dating pool
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I bet the dating profiles actually belong to the fish, and the numbers are their length

Spacehooks,

Plenty of fish

HakFoo, in Dating pool

Swords is one of the rare things I miss from Reddit.

chiwiu,
@chiwiu@lemmy.world avatar

I check regularly from the creator website instead, which is great with references to its own lore, link here

tigeruppercut,

Why’s it called Swords 802?

chiwiu,
@chiwiu@lemmy.world avatar

Bc that’s the number of chapters so far 🙃

ace_garp, in History
@ace_garp@lemmy.world avatar

Whack your porcupine!

Buying a copy of this in '86 was the pre-Internet way of getting memes.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I got a boxed set of most of his books off of Amazon a couple of years ago and have been supplementing it since when I have a few extra dollars to spend. I think I have one book left to get.

Rocketpoweredgorilla, (edited ) in Are you a "Reply after 6 minutes person" or a "Reply after 16 hours person"?
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

My ex sent me a text asking a question, I didn’t respond when I noticed it because she would have been asleep and promptly forgot about it. In three weeks it’ll be two years.

I should wait until then and reply with a simple “Nope”.

Anticorp,

Android has a feature that will send texts at a scheduled date and time

lurch, (edited )

“I hope I didn’t wake you up…”

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