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Mamertine, in Living forever

Luckily, the body naturally purges out unwelcome living inhabitants in the GI tract.

As in your diarrhea them out before they could burst out through your abs.

Buddahriffic,

But… what if they evolve the ability to survive purges and then put the skill points into bursting out via abs?

HappycamperNZ,

Jokes on them, I don’t have abs

Floshie, in Dress by Pizzacakecomic

What’s dark autumn anyway

drislands,

I think it means the natural colors of your body (skin, hair, eyes) are best complemented by “dark autumn” colors, so dark reds/oranges.

nexguy, in Living forever
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Just before they burst out you get to live a symbiotic beneficial relationship with internal dinosaurs.

unreachable, in Living forever
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the origin story of life on earth

Assman,
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Just wait until your evolved bacteria turn you into a toxic wasteland.

Wait, wasn’t this a Futurama episode?

itsnicodegallo,

Fry eats gas station sushi and gets parasites. They actually improve everything about him, but he fights them off because he wants to know Leela is attracted to him and not whom the worms made him into.

Assman,
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Ah, actually I was thinking the one where bender is floating in space and the colony of little aliens on his belly go to war with the ones on his ass

bionicjoey,

straightens glasses

adjusts pocket protector

Ummm, ackchyually, it was an egg salad sandwich, not sushi.

Assman,
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My ancestors came in on the sandwich

Viking_Hippie,

Lucky! The closest I get to that is that one of my ancestors came ON a sandwich.

Yeah, we don’t tend to mention great-uncle Dave much…

MajorMajormajormajor,

The hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

Sho,

Gas station egg salad sandwich, with a black tomato slice

OpenStars, in At Starbucks
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joyjoy,

Order for Handsy

OpenStars,
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Last name Man. I’m looking for a Handsy Man here, will a Handsy Man please come grab this thing?

OpenStars, in Living forever
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No the best part is getting to find out firsthand:-).

bouh, in Go into the woods and fight some strangers, son.

That’s also how Spartans became adults, somehow!

Sorgan71, in Go into the woods and fight some strangers, son.

last panel ruined it

realitista,

Yet somehow it’s in the top 20 posts of all time in this community.

AlmightySnoo, (edited ) in Bookmarks
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I tried a few years ago to be smarter about it and instead of bookmarking I’d schedule-send myself an email with the link to the article to force myself to read it when I have time. It worked for a while until it didn’t and my email box is now littered with hundreds of “[MUST READ]” unread emails 👀

Vespair, in Dress by Pizzacakecomic

I guess I’m fine with pizzacake’s awful zero-punchline comics being here on Lemmy, I just hope her stupid cult doesn’t follow and this community doesn’t turn into some pizzacake safe fan space where you literally aren’t allowed to say anything that isn’t directly kissing her ass, like /r/comics.

TheOctonaut,

They’re already deleting comments and organising “boosts”. Genuinely bizarre.

CurlyMoustache,
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Ok

Squirrel,
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They do that on Reddit? I definitely remember seeing criticism of her unfunny comics practically every time.

Vincent,

It would get boring if we get comments like this (i.e. that say nothing about the particular comic posted) underneath every comic though :/

Vespair,

I’m talking about the creator, relevant, and specifically referring to this particular comic (as well as their others) as awful and without a punchline, so that doesn’t feel like nothing about the topic to me.

Negativity is a valid opinion and negativity isn’t the same as incivility (and thus shouldn’t be prohibited)

magnusrufus,

There is a punching in this comic.

Vespair, (edited )

There really isn’t. The “punchline” here is predicated on the idea that the reader will assume the character will react with transphobia, as if transphobia is the default reaction, but if you don’t assume that reaction either because that’s not your worldview or you’re familiar enough with the creator to understand the context of their work, then there is nothing left to serve as a punchline. I won’t say “virtue signaling” because that’s a stupid phrase and frankly there is legitimately some value to the signaling of virtue in the first place anyway (especially when said signal is one of welcoming to a disenfranchised community like our trans brothers and sisters), but the only “joke” here is pandering. It’s “hey you expected me to be awful but I’m actually incredible!!,” and that’s not a punchline.

edit: typos

magnusrufus,

It is really a punchline. Also it isn’t predicated on the reader’s reaction being transphobia. The reader could simply be aware that transphobia exists and is a common reaction to the familiar situation she depicted. You don’t need to self insert as literally one of the characters in the comics you read. She isn’t saying that you are transphobe or that she is incredible. She is making a comment about how parents and society’s reaction to a trope situation is changing.

Vespair,

I didn’t say the reader, I said the character. She isn’t making any “comment” about anything here; acknowledging a situation exists is not inherently making commentary on it nor injecting humor into it. This is at best pandering, at worst pandering with an appetizer of rage-baiting.

Do I hate this? No. Is it evil? No. Do I hate pizzacake? No. Do I even object to this awful non-punchline comic being posted here? No. The only thing I object to is the bullshit special treatment and kid gloves certain creators on the other site received for no worthwhile reasons, and am preemptively sounding the alarm that we should be wary that such behavior does not seep over here too.

Point being, if you enjoy this comic, punchline or not, that is okay. I’m not really interested in further spending time arguing the merits or non-merits of the work of somebody I’m not interested in with you, so if you still wish to argue that there is some deep commentary or punchline to be found here, I hope we simply land on agreeing to disagree on the topic.

magnusrufus,

That doesn’t ring true. It is clearly a punch line, easily identified by both of us. You just don’t like it. You find it weak and bland like you do most of her work.

Vespair,

I find it doesn’t meet my standards for a punchline, if that’s what you’re trying to say, yes.

magnusrufus,

It doesn’t meet your standard for a funny punchline. It is clearly a punchline though. It’s a weird mischaracterization to say that this comic is without a punchline.

Vespair,

My friend, I do not agree with you.

magnusrufus,

Or with the definition of a punchline.

Vincent,

I didn’t say anything about negativity or prohibitions; all I’m saying is that apparently you feel that this comment would be appropriate underneath every comic by this author, which would certainly not make for an interesting comments section.

Vespair,

Nor would a cacophony of praise, but at least one of the two presented options would be authentic

Vincent,

True, but I wasn’t calling for a blind cacophony of identical praise either.

SubArcticTundra, in Bookmarks
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I recently made a post about just this lemmy.ml/post/10559407

vegantomato, in Dress by Pizzacakecomic
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What is that, size 41?

ace_garp, in Sentient vacuum cleaners?
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Emerald,

Whoever drew this I’m going to need to speak with you after class, this is unacceptable /s

FlyingSquid,
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It’s a living…

KuroiKaze, in Go into the woods and fight some strangers, son.

Momma had a hot date

Sorgan71,

you know ash’s mom was getting that milf pussy pounded by professor oak

Ironfist, in "Disturbance" by TheyCanTalk

“even worst: its a closed door!”

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