I took mine to her 3 year doctor visit yesterday. I noticed little bruises on her hands and I said, “what happened to your hands. It looks like you’re biting yourself.” She replied, “Sissy bite me.” Which I’ve been putting sissy in timeout for. This looked intentional though. Like she had to be a willing participant.
It hit me that she may be encouraging her sister to bite her until she leaves a mark to get her in trouble, so I decided to watch closer.
Last night I seen her take her sister’s head and move it toward her hand a few times. Finally she latched on hard. “Waaaaa, sissy bite me!”
She wanted her sister’s toy and found a way to get it.
She’s doing evil genius shit lol.
I told her, “She’s not gonna get in trouble if you put your hand in her mouth. You’ll be the one to go to timeout.”
Oh man, the amount of times my son said or did something only to have me burst out laughing, then finding my SO staring daggers at me. Alright. So that wasn’t the appropriate reaction. Duly noted.
Not a trump fan, but definitely would love to see an alternate timeline where Biden and Trump are good friends running against each other. I’m imagining both in each other’s campaign videos, because they want to be supportive of each other lol. Sadly that isn’t our universe, not only because of the people involved, but also our political culture just doesn’t encourage that sort of thing.
There’s a significant Spanish political party that was created by a bunch of friends from a political sciences faculty about 10 years ago. Politics actually destroyed any sort of relationships they had with each other, and they didn’t even have considerably different political leanings.
Thank your lucky stars for that - that old dude has seen some sh!t, and that kitten is the only thing tying the thin thread of his sanity to this world… :-P
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