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Mango, in It's a vibe

The legs grew.

Reddfugee42,

Crotch is always at the same point. Knees are always at the same point. Hips always have the same curve.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Same

pipows,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

The clothing makes the legs seem longer. The left ones suffer from low waist sickness

flambonkscious, in I was wondering why my laptop heats up too much lately

All the shitty chromium forks have the option (usually defaulted on) to remain running in the background even when closed. I honestly don’t know why, other than advertising mining bitcoins…

ichbinjasokreativ,

Because by remaining active in the background, they’ll open faster next time you’re opening them.

Still,
@Still@programming.dev avatar

I’ma be real the 40ms saved isn’t even noticable

ichbinjasokreativ,

I agree.

Chastity2323,

I use this feature for snowflake

m12421k, in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

did you try opening the image? I’m interested in seeing what random nonsense it generated xD

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I tried to wait for it to finish, but after a couple hundred more repetitions of JzH it just stopped abruptly without a closing parentheses, so I think I’ve been had.

m12421k,

lol

cool username, btw.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Thanks, I picked it myself.

OhNoMoreLemmy,

It used to do this all the time a few months ago. The links never worked. Eventually I got bored of asking it.

exocrinous,

It’s not an image. It’s a string of text designed to look like a link to an image. But it isn’t a link to an image. You’ll get a 404 if you try to use it.

Ephera,

I can’t get it to decode, even after correcting the base64 padding. Firefox just shows the broken image icon. My image viewer throws out the glorious log message Image format is actually “png” not “png”, along with a bunch of checksum errors.

I guess, the checksum can’t be correct when it’s cut off, but none of my image viewing/editing software wants to look past that.

In a hex viewer, it looks like this:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/53562043-87c9-451d-b097-fcc1d4222351.png

Compared to a normal PNG:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/a9bf2593-3024-4e7d-a5f9-ce32e2ddf05f.png

I don’t know the PNG spec by heart, but I guess, it doesn’t look completely off the rails before it goes there…

pixeltree, in Just a lil bit

Stamets you are too god damn relatable. This is literally me when I post femboy nudes on my alt account or on discord

exocrinous,

Stamets is a lesbophobe

cerement, in Why are we putting defibrillators in buildings when we should be installing these?
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

broken glass embedded in safety towel …

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s for hand-to-hand combat.

bobs_monkey,

Couple shakes’ll do the trick

hex_m_hell, in when the woke librals 😔😔

Obligatory David Graeber reference via Pop Culture Detective: youtu.be/LpitmEnaYeU

The super hero genre is, by definition, reactionary. All Marvel movies are anti-woke, even the “woke” ones.

neptune,

That was good.

Yeah hard to picture a multi billion dollar studio greenlighting a movie where Spiderman kills the 300 richest and redistributes their wealth, or Iron Man leads a worker revolution.

exocrinous,

So you’re saying the genre of media created by Jewish people circa WWII, in which the paragons of virtue in each major property are an illegal immigrant, and a golem who punches Nazis, is reactionary?

Aqarius,

You sound like you find the very idea of reactionary immigrants or anti-nazis preposterous.

exocrinous,

“Reactionary immigrants” would describe every white Republican in the US.

hex_m_hell,

I think your question is answered word for word in the video, but tl;dr: yes, I think that a genre where those who wish to disrupt the social order are automatically cast as villains can only be constructed as progressive when the villain is literally Hitler. Obviously there’s a lot more nuance in the video, but that’s the gist of it.

exocrinous,

Superman is an investigative journalist who exposes corporate corruption, and his nemesis was for a time the literal fucking POTUS. Superheroes don’t have to defend the status quo, it’s not a trait inherent to the genre.

More examples: Spider-Man is always in trouble with the media and the cops. Daredevil became a superhero because he thought the criminal justice system wasn’t effective enough. Ms Marvel protects the Pakistani community because the government won’t. All of Worm.

hex_m_hell, (edited )

Yeah, so this is all covered in that video. Spiderman is probably the closest to progressive listed. He’s working class, he has trouble with cops, his family is poor. He’s reactionary in the literal sense, because he takes action in response to super villains. He doesn’t ever do anything proactively to make the world more just, he just responds to people trying to make it worse. Imagine if he robbed a bank and gave it to the poor or broke in to an ICE vehicle depot and disabled all their vehicles so they couldn’t raid immigrants. By the standard construction of the genre, he’d automatically become a villain… And that’s the point.

Subversions of the genre aside, It can be no better than liberalism. It’s like Obama, being a black president who probably did more than any previous president to address mass incarceration while simultaneously ordering drone strikes against civilians, crushing Standing Rock and Occupy, and presiding over the largest transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich in all the history leading up to it. In a lot of ways Obama was the most progressive US president… But liberalism limits the frame of operation. Just like the genre, the best you can do is virtue signaling without ever really challenging the status quo.

The Overton window for the super hero genre goes from (perhaps slightly left of) center to fascist. No matter how many identity labels or progressive situational elements you add, it’s still a genre that’s literally reactionary and therefore trends politically reactionary.

Again, this is all covered in the video. If you want to challenge your understanding of the world, great. If not, I’m not really going to keep paraphrasing a video that presents these ideas more effectively than I do.

exocrinous,

or broke in to an ICE vehicle depot and disabled all their vehicles so they couldn’t raid immigrants

That’s what happens in Spider-Man PS4. The mayor brings in a mercenary group to restore order to the streets, and they’re harassing innocent people, so Spider-Man beats them up and smashes their APCs.

Mirshe,

I’ll throw in Oliver Queen (Green Arrow), who literally threw his fortune and company down the drain because he couldn’t square being a good person and a billionaire. Oh, and he also went and fought drug dealers, corrupt landlords, and racists in the 80s with Green Lantern specifically because the government wasn’t doing anything substantial to stop those things.

Writers are to blame for superheroes supporting the status quo, not the genre.

bappity, in Except maybe ...
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

it is simultaneously right and wrong

UraniumBlazer,

Isn’t it just wrong though? The statement contradicts itself which makes it wrong.

yggdar,

It is correct, because ‘nothing’ is indeed written in stone!

UraniumBlazer,

It isn’t, because “nothing” isn’t put in quotation marks like I or u have. Quotation marks indicate literality which would be required in this interpretation. So no, the absence of quotation marks makes this statement contradictory and hence, wrong.

blubton,

Cormac Mccarthy enters the chat

LemmysMum, (edited )

There is no period so it’s not technically a statement, nor is it properly capitalised to be a statement. It is a title. Ipso facto, your rules regarding proper punctuation are null and void.

UraniumBlazer,

Fair. However, as a title, it is essentially just a string of words that collectively act as a noun, or a name for the given face of the stone. Names being names can never be right or wrong. Hence, we all are wrong for trying to judge whether this string of words is right or wrong as it is semantically impossible for it to be right or wrong. By pointing this out, I am right and you are all wrong.

lolola, in Hello
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is better than OPs 🤣🤣🤣.

lolola,
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

but OP had the original idea (I’m assuming), and the courage to post it instead of hide it in comments, and cute anime character

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Shameless theft

FlaccidJim,

The character is from the first Danganronpa Series, I think, don’t count me on that

reflex, in Buon giorno
@reflex@kbin.social avatar
MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Gorr-LAH-mee

lugal,

Patrick, that scares him!

IWantToFuckSpez,
Jimmycrackcrack, in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

Can that be decoded in to an image at all or is it just garbage?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Pretty sure it’s garbage, because it kept repeating JzH a couple hundred more times before terminating without a closing parentheses.

glibg10b,

But can it be decoded into an image?

Diprount_Tomato, in 🦄🐋🥓🕛
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

My face when when the my when the face when my the face

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
peyotecosmico, in Some free fruit

My aunt used to have a tangerine tree in front of the house, she didn’t mind if someone takes some fruit from it but what made us really mad is that eventually assholes broke branches to get them.

Lesson learned, just pines in front of the house.

Slow,

Unfortunately some kids do that.

There were lilac bushes growing in our park, as well as flowers planted by the park staff. There are a lot of kids running around there and they often break the branches of the blooming lilacs.

There is nothing wrong with making a bouquet of lilacs to give to your parents, but after playing, children would throw the lilac bouquets on the ground.
They also sometimes ripped flowers out of the flowerbeds with the roots.

Barthosw, in The more you know

Pizza gets better as “a” approaches zero.

Liz,

Extremely wrong. The ideal A:Z ratio is more like 1:4.

bitwaba, (edited )

That’s just a bread loaf with cheese on top

Liz,

Remember that Z is the radius. It’s flatter than you think. I made sure to reference an actual rectangle before making that statement.

bitwaba,

That’s a half a loaf of bread with cheese on top

Fridgeratr,

One molecule-thin crust pizza coming up!

nova_ad_vitum,

One molecule is thick af, with no extra Cs. Sexy Limits don’t stop just because our feeble reality has size limits.

piecat, (edited )

Sir this is a pizza hut

wiikifox,
@wiikifox@pawb.social avatar

But if a = 0 then PiZZa = PiZZ * 0 = 0

victorz,

But it’s approaching zero. It never becomes zero. 😙👌

piecat,

When is the pizza ready? When has it approached zero?!

We gotta get these pies moving cousin. 10 minutes or less or it’s free, that’s what big Tony says. We never should have let you take over operations, cousin, not with your fancy math degree. I felt bad because you couldn’t find job anywhere else. But what gabagool. What will mother say? You’re going to make her cry.

victorz,

[OPPENHEIMER THEME]

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Thin crust + thin toppings.

Pharmacokinetics, in Just a lil bit
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

So if I dislike your post, you get testicular cancer?

Draconic_NEO,
@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world avatar

Probably just a little bit.

gmtom, in Do you have any grapes?

Needs to have the “I’m about to go crazy” anime angle for lemonade guy

Tautvydaxx,

And the duck needs to gave a very detailed human like face

100_percent_a_bot,

And anime glasses that light up for some reason

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