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PhlubbaDubba, in August 20, 1672

I feel like every time I hear about the swiss government I hear something different about what it’s structure is and how it is meant to operate.

This has lead me to conclude the swiss government is in fact a series of investment bankers all furiously accusing the others of being the feds out to tax their income.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Idk what’s so complicated about a federation that calls itself a confederacy but is actually a direct democracy that elects representives to run the government and make laws.

Peppycito, in Why are we putting defibrillators in buildings when we should be installing these?

Otherwise, what are the hoopy froods going to do when the Vogons arrive?

You lie down under a table and put a paper bag on your head. Duh.

FlyingSquid,
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Will that help?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes, the paper relflects vogons.

Peppycito,

No, but it gives you a sense of purpose.

PugJesus, in August 20, 1672
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

Is Greenland hiding something?

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

No data … probably means they ate the guy that went there to record any information

hydrospanner,

I like to think they all just correctly frowned at the question itself and were too creeped out to reply, so the guy just stood there until the awkward silence was too much to bear, at which point he just thanked them for their time and got back on the boat and left.

flambonkscious, in top shelf

The ‘made with minimal effort’ is top-tier, too!

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

Working hard is for shitposters, this is the shiptoast life

UnderpantsWeevil, in How I cannot be worry??
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Explaining this diagram to a guy in the middle of a plane crash, but he just keeps screaming and pounding at the windows.

CaptPretentious,

In the afterlife, first thing he’ll say is 'Don’t EVEN say it…"

Toes, in Why are we putting defibrillators in buildings when we should be installing these?

Genius, you will be our ambassador when the Vogon’s come to visit.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

For all 2 minutes before we get blown up?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yes, then he’ll have to listen to their poetry instead of me.

jaschen, in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

Wired + Mesh Wifi is the best combo. House not wired? Try powerline Ethernet. It does degrade the more you have so I only have it for my computer and PS5.

DJDarren,

That’s what I have. My house is quite long, so I’m guessing my landlord ran a cable from the front wall in the lounge through to the office/bedroom at the back upstairs. As a result, we have two mesh nodes hardwired to the router, then a wireless one in the middle to just fill in any gaps. I’ve never had better wifi.

jaschen,

Sounds like you might have lead paint or thick cement in the walls.

I would just add another node using a powerline near your most popular spots. I would limit it to 2 max.

Rascabin, in Verily, I say unto thee: Be specific.

A comma would have helped

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry for the misunderstanding. I hope this helps.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1731c133-101e-4093-aa8f-ea601c432e98.jpeg

CaptnNMorgan, (edited )

Thank Wheel Jesus for his sacrifice patched all our flats

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Do not grieve. Wheel Jesus is at one with the Matrix.

flambonkscious,

Is proper grammar even allowed in memes? I feel like I’ve never seen any at all (haven’t exactly been looking)

bruhduh, in Except maybe ...
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

c/maybe maybe maybe

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

You’re gonna be the one that saves me.

Nurse_Robot, in Trying to lose weight?

I’d try it, might be good

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Honestly, I probably would as well.

rosymind,

Yeah, that looks satisfyingly crunchy!

SuddenDownpour, in Trying to lose weight?

Any similar alternative for someone who wants to eat less bread, but not lose weight?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I guess you could use a zucchini or an eggplant instead of a cucumber…

TrickDacy, in Tired brain is worst brain
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Icy hot is one of the shittiest products ever in my experience. I used it normally once and it barely had an effect. So I used more and basically got a severe chemical burn.

dfc09,

It’s it possible, much like an edible, you applied the second dose before the first dose had the time to set in?

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Of course that is what happened. I wasn’t aware it was a dangerous product

dfc09,

I feel you, I once was applying it to my inner thigh, and it leeched onto my balls and ruined my life for a few hours.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Yikes! Damn that sounds awful. My calves were sore for days. It was like a sunburn but worse, but yours sounds pretty awful as well!

JoMiran, (edited ) in Tired brain is worst brain
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

My cousin only uses bottled lube because once, in the heat of the moment, he grabbed the BenGay gel.

EDIT: To clarify, he’s gay. The gel was in his ass, and on his dick and balls. His guest had a condom so…hooray safe sex, I guess.

CallumWells,

I mean, that sounds like lube to me

caseyweederman,

Lube and hand sanitizer here.

curiousaur,

So he’s not gay anymore?

Badum tss.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

He’s still gay, just not Ben.

DJDarren, in BDSM

Fist me, Daddy.

jettrscga, (edited )

“Blow em up, put your hand inside.”

This commercial literally demands it.

stinerman,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

Someone needs to rule 34 this on PornHub pronto.

dasgoat, in Air quality in there isn't too good

Imagine this shit coming up when the streets outside flood or something

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Fun!

jaybone,

Pretty sure this does not meet code.

dasgoat,

Doesn’t matter, they’ll sublet it to some poor student and call it ‘close to the city centre’ because the king’'s shit floats through those pipes.

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