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N0body, in Also, the doors actually open.

The horn plays the Battle Hymn of the Republic.

cmhickman358,

It can still play Dixie, but it would be Tennessee Ernie Ford’s Union Dixie instead

Viking_Hippie,

I vote it plays Tennessee Whiskey

Aremel, in Luck

They knew.

DharmaCurious,
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Is there a double meaning here I’m not aware of? That does just straight up say anals, right?

theatomictruth,

Finals

glibg10b,

*fINALS

ptrknvk,

fi looks like an A.

usualsuspect191,

Had to. Why are all the letters capitalized except for the f? And the keming is so bad it has to be on purpose.

glibg10b,

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SVcross,
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They had to.

Mammothmothman, in Also, the doors actually open.

Them westpoint boys at it again.

rwhitisissle,

Most if not all of the actual military leadership of the Confederacy also attended West Point.

fastandcurious, in cool phone trick

I am genuinely curious though about how this thing works, how does changing the angle make it readable?

swab148,
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Shove it up your butt

lseif,

the perspective makes the text appear shorter, while staying the same width, which gives it normal text proportions. its hard to read when stretched out because your brain has to follow thin lines (next to each other) to form letters

CodexArcanum, in Except maybe ...

Technically things are carved into stone, so…

Mr_Blott,

If we’re being pedantic, graphite is technically a stone, so things are frequently written in stone

lemmington_steele,

actually that’s written with stone

Mr_Blott,

Remember we’re being pedantic. So you’re saying something can’t be written in ink? 🧐

LemmysMum, (edited )

Only if you’re standing in it. If you’re going to be pedantic do it right.

Mr_Blott,

So something can’t be written in pencil?

You’re not winning this one

LemmysMum,

Have you tried looking inside to find out?

You’re not winning this one

hsr, in Legendary exit for a legendary creator
@hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Wowee someone reposted my meme. Does this mean I’m Lemmy famous? @Sine_Fine_Belli

IndefiniteBen,

Link for the lazy: lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/11495463

MisterFrog,
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I’m glad they reposted because I block all 196 communities.

Ragdoll_X, in he tails
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How high are you, OP?

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

yes

Viking_Hippie, in That one is winning

A friend of mine used to play underwater rugby. Not quite submarine depths, but as far as spectator sports go, one where the vast majority of the action takes place 4 meters below the surface of a pool isn’t exactly ideal.

Supposed to be a hell of a workout, though 🤷

someguy3,

Um how?

Viking_Hippie,

What do you mean how?

Kase,

That sounds really cool! To participate in, not so much to watch lol. I imagine you’d have to be damn good at holding your breath though!

Viking_Hippie,

Yeah! Even back when I was in good shape and strong and shit, I could never hold my breath for more than a minute AND I was never a very efficient swimmer, so I’d have been absolutely dreadful at underwater rugby 😂

altima_neo, in Exploding toilet at a Dunkin’ store in Florida left a customer filthy and injured, lawsuit claims
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Something’s brewing at D&D

AceQuorthon,

Wow, Al Pacino!

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

It’s not Al anymore, it’s DUNK!

Mango,

Roll for initiative.

funkless_eck, (edited ) in It's a vibe

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/0a894960-2bfd-4360-8f7f-67269e153f24.png

edit: why is the last stage of transformation just standing on one leg?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I’m assuming an invisible fairy is lifting the other one.

hemko,

They were sitting in toilet with phone so long that that one of the legs had to be amputated due to lack of blood circulation

sleepdrifter, in The four houses dads belong to.

I’m scared to mention Kobalt in here

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I dream of owning Kobalt tools one day as I use my Harbor Freight cheapies.

captain_aggravated,
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I’ve goy thay Kobalt router table, and it’s pretty good.

Cheems,
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Nearly every single kobalt tool I’ve had has broken or just stopped so quickly. They are such a small step above harbor freight that it isn’t worth my time anymore.

sleepdrifter,

The power drill my dad got me a decade ago still works, and locked me in… I have done some med-duty ranch work with it and it still drills

0x4E4F, in Hello
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

By gay you mean happy, right?.. RIGHT?!?

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Perhaps jolly too?

zaphod,

Whatever makes you happy.

lightnsfw, in PS6 rumors coming in hot

This post made me realize I don’t remember there ever being a PS4… Did that one go buy really fast or something? Or am I just old now and my sense of time is fucked.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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0x4E4F, in Damn demon don't do nothing right
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Damn… she looks like she might be hooked on it…

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Sleep paralysis am I right

clemdemort, in It's a vibe
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I wish I could be this cute…

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I believe in you!

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