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remotelove, in According to the site "What does the internet think?" when asked about Elon Musk - The internet is very positive about 'Elon Musk'. And that's why you shouldn't believe everything you read online.
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

Being serious for a second, that site just counts hits returned by search engines. ‘Bad breath’ returns an 89.6% positive result, as weird example.

jonne, (edited )

Even Hitler comes out positive.

768, in My music tastes must be unusual

I don’t think Bermudians are that much different, music taste-wise.

MrJameGumb, (edited ) in Facebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

The fact that the pole is all rusted and barely attached to the base really seals the deal on that one

0x4E4F,

It’s called patina 😒.

empireOfLove, in Facebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart

How to fuck up the rear suspension on your car in 3 easy steps!

200ok,

Or 3 hard booty drops

Ilovethebomb,

It’s not the suspension that would be the failure point here, it’s the tow hitch.

brown567, in I had to try it to believe it

If I add 4 years to the first thing that comes to mind when I try to remember my age then it’s my actual age =(

imPastaSyndrome, in According to the site "What does the internet think?" when asked about Elon Musk - The internet is very positive about 'Elon Musk'. And that's why you shouldn't believe everything you read online.

Well yes it searches “love Elon musk” and doesn’t search the context of the articles “no one loves Elon musk according to everyone around him”

Spood_Beest, in According to the site "What does the internet think?" when asked about Elon Musk - The internet is very positive about 'Elon Musk'. And that's why you shouldn't believe everything you read online.

It also says it’s 100% indifferent on Henry Kissinger, only one hit positive and one hit negative. Doesn’t seem very accurate to me.

ryannathans,

Who?

MargotRobbie, in I had to try it to believe it
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

But it will be… in four years!

MargotRobbie, in Brave truth teller.
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

“This is a real quote, because nobody would ever pretend to be a famous person just to lie on the Internet.” - Margot Robbie, Internet forum moderator and occasional actress

Noodle07,

The ressemblance with the actress is striking

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

I did have a movie out this year and may have promoted it just a little bit here.

Ookami38,

Wait you mean academy award winning actress Margot Robbie? She has some good quotes.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

But see, I finally got you to say it. 😁

Also, Academy Award Nominated, and hopefully finally winning it on the next one for Barbie.

Ookami38, (edited )

Ah fair fair. I am not a movie person, and less an awards person, I just remember seeing you post that all over lol. Good luck!

Default_Defect,
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If saw definitive proof that the person behind this account was anyone other than Margot Robbie, no I didn’t,

RIP_Cheems, in Build him a dungeon?
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Ok, I’ve actually figured out how to punish a masochist. The trick is to ignore them. They like pain and humiliation, so just deny them both.

blahsay,

I think I remember hearing that being locked away and ignored gets them too 🤔

dauerstaender,

So spanking it is.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

No, they like that.

Johanno,

So do I like speaking them

MightyGalhupo,

As a sadist I see this as a win-win.

Kolanaki,
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Like pain and humiliation? Prepare for hugs and words of affirmation.

shneancy,

… sorry to tell you but some people are into that as well

Mercival, in Citrus Lingerie

Be careful, we might have some citrus-stealing whores in this community

youtu.be/d_V-BQ-FSlI?si=HmFsx4jnpv_4v7jA

RIP_Cheems, in The best thing ever.
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c9cb2974-588c-41a5-8a31-0174d895f0a8.jpeg

OutlierBlue, in Facebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart

Now that’s a pole for a Festivus parade.

200ok,

😂 Is this the grand finale float?

too_high_for_this,

NO. Festivus poles are aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

Ryan213, in Facebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Does it come with a stripper??

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It comes with paint stripper…

jubilationtcornpone,

Probably not the kind you’re going to want to see.

eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

But the kind you want to drive around for everyone to see it

oldbaldgrumpy, in Mouth

She acts like thats the first cock that’s been in there…

rosymind,

Ok, but that’s a chick to be fair

oldbaldgrumpy,

Good point, allow me to correct my statement.

She acts like that’s the first chick she’s ever eaten.

rosymind,

Much more accurate

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