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blahsay, in I had to try it to believe it

You win Lemmy shitpost today. This is indeed shit and I love it

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

https://gifdb.com/images/high/star-trek-cheers-v41ni53d2spt9yk5.webp

SuckMyWang,

Is that a glass of dehydrated piss?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s the future

MightyGalhupo,

Username checks out

buddascrayon, in Kids are brutal

This sounds exactly like my niece. 🤣

cRazi_man,

Kids never forgive and they never forget.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

4chan anons are kids. Works for me.

Madison420,

Yep we give my mom shit about forgetting to cook the lasagna after she cut her finger damn near off, It’s been like 20 years and she had a good excuse.

Kolanaki, in Kids are brutal
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“C’mon man, it’s burnt.”

Tosses quesadilla back to Cheech, who cooks it even more before tossing it back to Chong

EternalNeophyte, in You can do it!

Looks at Musk, Bezos etc

That can’t be right…

swiftcasty, in Between bros

Is this a booty, a cock and balls, or a dickbutt?

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Yep.

toomanypancakes, in The best thing ever.
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Except it takes way too long

Zo0,
@Zo0@feddit.de avatar

Skill issue

ALostInquirer, in Pls

but what do if u the professional? 😨

Kase,

Then it’s just regular hide and seek

FirstWizardZorander,

But doctor, I Am Pagliacci

blanketswithsmallpox, in Romantic gesture

Penneoli penneoli don’t lewd the Marioli.

HonoraryMancunian, in Mouth

Honestly I’m finding this mesmerising lol

toynbee, in Romantic gesture

What was the expected surprise?

tias,

Possibly a box of chocolates or a piece of jewelry

TheWoozy,

An expected surprise? No such thing.

undeffeined, in I don't know how to title this

If Monday was a picture.

gedaliyah, in You can do it!
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not true, there’s also my lack of ability to be born to rich parents

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

My biggest failure is I never got a small loan of 100 million dollar from my father.

Lucidlethargy,

Did you at least get your million dollar loan?

xia, in I don't know how to title this

Live stream.

billwashere,

Thanks. I just shot coke out my nose.

0x4E4F, in Build him a dungeon?

Gimp developers be like 👆👆👆.

ViscloReader,

?

TootSweet,

“Gimp”, aside from being an open source image editor is also a term used in BDSM fetish communities. I think the joke is basically that the developers who work on the image editor must also be into BDSM.

lugal,

Is it pronounced gimp or jimp?

bingbong,

It’s pronounced like gif but with “mp” instead of “f”

Robmart,

It’s gjimp

captainlezbian,

G as in gnu

user224, (edited )
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

GIMP
GNU Image Manipulation Program
GNU’s Not UNIX Image Manipulation Program (X = “CS”)
GNU’s Not UNICS Image Manipulation Program
GNU’s Not UNiplexed Information Computing System Image Manipulation Program
GNU’s Not UNIX is Not UNiplexed Information Computing System Image Manipulation Program
GNU’s Not UNiplexed Information Computing System is Not UNiplexed Information Computing System Image Manipulation Program

Oh no.

rorsche,

GTK:

GIMP ToolKit

GNU’s Not UNiplexed Information Computing System is Not UNiplexed Information Computing System Image Manipulation Program ToolKit

troglodytis,

The world may never know

lseif,

i swear guys 3.0 is just around the corner for real this time

0x4E4F,

You can slap me if I’m wrong… preferably on the butt.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Gotta keep us on the edge.

lseif,

THE GIMP IS EDGING US??!!!? 😳😳😳😳

balderdash9, in The best thing ever.

adult swim is wild lol

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