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0x4E4F, in Pls

Can I be the fairy ☺️?

AgentGrimstone, in THE DAY HATH COME

Who’s the guy on the left that looks like Asian Elon?

BigBananaDealer,
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i have no clue what pol pot looks like but im going to guess pol pot

AgentGrimstone,

You got it. According to Google images, I’m not the first to make the resemblance.

Vespair, in Mouth

You’re supposed to wear a veil to hide your shame from God before you eat ortolan bunting, geez

Maeve, in Pls

Probably the sword of truth that cuts both ways, just not always simultaneously.

FinishingDutch, in Kids are brutal
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Well, my mom once managed to burn taco shells to the point where we had to air out the house. It’s been 20 years and we still joke about it :D

CaptainEffort, (edited ) in The best thing ever.

I hope you die

I hope we both die

F_Haxhausen,
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=-)

This won’t last forever.

AshMan85,

If I could be so lucky

WidowersWife, in Build him a dungeon?
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American Horror Story Season 1

ivanafterall, in Pls
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You can't hide from me, silly billy!

lugal, in I had to try it to believe it

Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me:

registrert,
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Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Looking back upon the last 5 years with regret?

Lepsea, in Let's get Disturbed

I’m down with this sickness

gmtom, (edited ) in Also, it's over 2 1/2 hours long.

Youre the Duke of Wellington

You’ve been fighting Nepoleon for hours since the morning.

Your mish mash of coalition forces have been doing surprisingly well, but Nepolean has finally committed his veteran troops to push your center. You’re holding well but it’s only a matter of time before it collapses.

Then, thousands of troops begin to appear in the distance

The frech begin to cheer as they think its Grouchy who has returned to reinforce the main force.

But you know better.

One of your lieutenants puts down his viewing scope and says to you “Sir, it seems our friends have arrived. Shall I make preparations?”

You nod.

The lieutenant calmly walks over to the hi-fi system, inserts a cassette and hits play. Suddenly Swedish synth-pop starts blasting from your speakers and floods the battlefield 🎵 MY MY 🎵

A faint smile breaks across your face.

atlasraven31, (edited ) in According to the site "What does the internet think?" when asked about Elon Musk - The internet is very positive about 'Elon Musk'. And that's why you shouldn't believe everything you read online.

Or “A billionaire has journalists write fluff pieces about him”

GaimDS, in I don't know what I would to without you 💓
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It is Friday my dudes, let’s enjoy the weekend y’all!

Excrubulent, in I had to try it to believe it
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Didn’t work, I am G̶̘͌̂l̷̤̺͠r̷͕̱̭͘r̴̻͛b̶̯͌ļ̷̜̈́͘ẙ̴̗̲̤ṯ̷̙͂̇h̸͎̿͒ the ageless and I exist outside of time.

For your punishment I will neglect your world for another 10,000 years.

doctorcrimson, in THE DAY HATH COME

Ajit Pai isn’t dead…?

rurutheguru,

He’s dead to me

Darken, (edited )
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Who is ajit pa

doctorcrimson, (edited )

Piece of Shit Pie as the internet usually refers to him, was an office holder in the FCC appointed by then sitting US President Donald Trump in 2017. His most noticeable policy stances included a complete end to Net Neutrality regulations in the USA and to or from abroad, despite previously claiming that he didn’t think the board of unelected members had the authority to dictate it. Once he switched his stance to deregulation it would have had the effect of letting telecommunications companies and other intermediary ISPs decide what content or sources their users have access to: the internet as a whole to all US citizens could have been completely controlled by a small group of companies, their customers potentially seeing only what they want them to see and not having access or freedom to send or receive connections.

Retrograde,
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A true bastard indeed

DarkDarkHouse,
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He’s just visiting for public policy ideas

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