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phorq, in When you let boomers run social media accounts

F*****x, I edged so hard I chromed all over myself…

someguy3, (edited )

Don’t ducking stop I’m about to goooooo.

Mr_Fish,

Going a bit opera the top there mate

mathterdark, in The more you know

that’s cool, but did you know that you can get more pizza if you order two mediums instead of a single large?

MacNCheezus,
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I’d say that depends entirely on whether their diameter is larger than half of that of the large pizza.

scottywh,

Whoa whoa whoa tho… Did you know that if you got three large pizzas it’s more than 4 mediums?

MacNCheezus,
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Again, I’d say that depends entirely on their respective diameter.

soggy_kitty,

Did you know two mediums cost more than a single large?

lemonnade,

that’s insane 😮 did you know that you can get more pizza if you order 2 large pizzas instead of 2 mediums?

soggy_kitty,

woaaah you’ve just changed my life. does the same go for small > medium? I wonder if two smalls are also bigger than two larges

DarthBueller, in The four houses dads belong to.

Disappointed metabo isnt represented. Used to be hitachi? I’ve got a pneumatic brad nailer from them and it’s both wondrous and affordable.

jimbolauski,

My Hitachi miter saw is great, there’s little to no play or flex I liked it better than my dewalt that got stolen

DrMango, in The four houses dads belong to.

And if you’re a dad who has a woodworking YouTube channel and business: Festool.

jimbolauski,

I’d give my right arm to outfit my garage with festool but that wouldn’t even cover the down payment.

SatanicNotMessianic, in Some free fruit

I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but as someone who has had obscenely over-producing fruit trees in their front yard, I never, ever minded people picking them. 95% are just going to fall into the grass and become lawn waste for me.

abbadon420,

I have a wallnut tree and I use all my wallnuts through the year. I do give a lot away too, but I don’t appreciate it when people just take it.

vegantomato, (edited ) in It's a vibe
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You will never be an anime girl.

Reddfugee42,

Not with that attitude

vegantomato,
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That’s the correct attitude, but not the attitude you like apparently.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Madness

vegantomato,
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Bro, just work on yourself and you will be more fulfilled than trying to become the object of your desires.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Unsolicited advice? On a Friday?

vegantomato,
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Yes, I’m shameless like that.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Madness!

Allero, (edited )

I’m a femboy and I’m pretty damn satisfied with myself :D

Had amazing lovely girlfriends who supported this and shared and bought some cute clothes (oh, the excitement, thrill and adrenaline of going to the store together!), and will have more. At the time, perfectly enjoying myself.

One doesn’t hurt the other :P

BedSharkPal, in BDSM

I still can’t believe this was a real toy that people purchased.

jettrscga,

But they’re more fun than… A PILLOW FIGHT

GrammatonCleric,
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How so? Kids still use bounce castles, that’s just skulls cracking skulls ad infinitum 😂

Jerb322,
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My brothers and I had a blast boxing each other with these!

Vladkar,

An elegant weapon, for a more… civilized age

myrrh, (edited )

…we had inflatable lightsabres in the seventies, and honestly they sucked pretty hard for duelling: first time the blades struck, they’d just whip each other and entangle…

EvilTwin,

I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.

nifty, (edited ) in Hello
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This post is just bi erasure.

Edit: lol here’s a sarcasm tag as it’s needed apparently, /s

…tumblr.com/…/tumblr_mlxh4uYtIw1s9dnijo1_500.gif

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Oh god I hope not my partner would be displeased!

mkwarman, in 0.0.0.0.0.0

“querries”?

MacNCheezus,
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FatTony, (edited ) in The more you know
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Except the mathematical variable name for radius is r. Also for a cylinder you use the term height, not thickness. Which is called h in math. So by all accounts it should be called Pirrh.

Edit: Also also, with this logic you could’ve just called a pizza “Volume”. Would’ve saved you a lot of time :/

MacNCheezus,
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FatTony, (edited )
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No no, I have heard better excuses than that. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna have a slice of Volume now thank you very much.

Corkyskog,
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I prefer Taurh

Katana314, in When you let boomers run social media accounts

It’s a dumb, hopeful prompt, as usual for social media managers.

Tangentially, I’m not sure I get the continued Edge hate. It’s not as nice as Firefox, but I’d gladly choose Edge over Chrome when using a site that requires WebKit. It at least means tabs go to sleep, and Microsoft gets to remove Google’s tracking (and, admittedly, add their own)

ben_dover,

(not trolling, genuinely curious) how does edge help with anything WebKit? i thought it uses Chromium under the hood too

theneverfox,
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I think you’re misinterpreting their words

Edge uses the chrome engine, they’re saying that for sites that break on a non webkit browser, they use edge before chrome

aBundleOfFerrets,

Edge and chrome are both not webkit browsers

flontlocs,

Try saying that after the 20th time Windows pops up to “persuade” you to switch back to Edge.

A_Chilean_Cyborg, in top shelf
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I don’t get it.

ArcticAmphibian,

‘Shitpost’ and ‘Shiptoast’ are similar (1 extra vowel and a pair of contiguous consonants switched) so the joke is a pun on the phrase ‘quality shitpost.’

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Damn demon don't do nothing right
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If your daemon is timing out I would suggest checking the config and doing a restart.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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sudo rm -rf /*

nevemsenki,

Removing the french language pack is always a good idea.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Yeah and it’s important to remove all of it!

RIP_Cheems, in Air quality in there isn't too good
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Oh, you found the rat pit, put that trap door back, put it, PUT IT BACK MOTHERFUCKER.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Nah that’s free calories ain’t no way

lazylion_ca, (edited ) in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

This will seem counterintuitive, but if this is your actual layout, move your wireless AP to either where the bed is or where the xbox is, assuming there’s power and wiring in either spot for it.

MacNCheezus,
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It’s not, it’s just a stupid meme I stole from somewhere else.

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