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0x4E4F, in Eww
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You just breathe through your mouth for the next 30 seconds and everything’s fine.

GBU_28,

The nose is designed to catch stuff out it the air. I’m not gonna free base shit particles. Also I’m not gonna walk around the grocery store breathing through my mouth like an animal

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

But… we are animals.

Ilovethebomb,

Then you taste it instead.

Lionel,

Absolutely not

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a solution to a problem you have no control over.

littletranspunk, in Meow

I’d be giving the cat payment for taking my dick, not a trade to get it back

stoy, in dont question the big orb

youtu.be/X35QcMC0xxI

0x4E4F, in That’s why they put protein in shampoo
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I seriously doubt my barber knows who Freeza is.

Gandarf,
@Gandarf@startrek.website avatar

Then you need a new barber.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t have one to be honest 😂. Haven’t cut my hair in 🤔… oooh, probably 5 years or so.

DrPop,

You should get those split ends trimmed, but who am I to talk I haven’t gone in the same amount of time 😑

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, I know 😔… been looking for a cheap one, cuz i really don’t care how it looks as long as I can tie a pony tail.

NewAgeOldPerson,

We need a hair reveal!

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yep, and an active eyebleach comm.

panic, in That’s why they put protein in shampoo

Sam in the Stardew Valley live action film adaptation?

RGB3x3, in life hacks

Fuck, I’d never thought about showering in the shower. So much time wasted!

BlueMagma, in dont question the big orb

In France (and probably other countries too) there is an actual real group of people advocating that we can get all our nutrients from the sun and don’t need to eat, they also claim they stare at the sun every day for hours. They make youtube video, and have lots of followers…

Of course they claim exactly what is said in this joke.

midget247,

That’s a Professor Scott Bugg fact! Stare at the sun for at least 3 minutes a day to fill up on water

TseseJuer,

sungazing and grounding are real

thecookingsenpai, in That’s why they put protein in shampoo
@thecookingsenpai@lemmy.world avatar

Damn cool look, Billy Idol!

Igloojoe, in Eww

It must be that spice aisle you’re smelling. Hehe

Rincewindnz, in Let the triggering begin

These are an essential piece of beach/holiday gear to fix your jandals(flipflops or thongs in Australia)with.

BedSharkPal, (edited ) in That’s why they put protein in shampoo

But for real, that is just impressive.

ramble81,

That’s some real ATBGE stuff right there.

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

what are you talking about this is great taste

datelmd5sum, in dont question the big orb

The sun is actually fake. All Illuminati lies.

whodatdair, (edited ) in Italian province orders all dogs to be DNA tested in poo crackdown

A shitpost about shit, you are truly a person of distinction and class

pifox, in Cock check

🗿

Surp, in Society beware
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

I legit see people do this on Facebook all the time.

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