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Bishma, in Eww
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Jeff the Killer: Bikini Bottom Edition

HikingVet, in Now who is laughing?

BWHAHAHAHA

OpenStars, in Target acquired
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That’s an awfully thick book on the right to hold one page’s worth of material. Heck with a simple modification it could be one sentence:

“Legolas fires the ring straight into Mt. Doom with an RPG attachment.”

:-P

ooterness, in Target acquired

Why does he still have a quiver full of arrows?

Aurenkin,

In case of close quarters fighting

shadmere,

To load the gun. Pay attention!

MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

It’s actually full of mags

Fedizen,

those are actually for cleaning the barrel

Crashumbc, in Target acquired

Or the eagles take the ring to mount doom… One page done

Decoy321,

Every time I hear this idea, I think of this Oglaf comic

uid0gid0,

He’d prefer if they walk

caseyweederman,

Sauron was watching for that though. It’s easy to fly out of a place when the defenses are all down.

OpenStars, in Now who is laughing?
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

honk

Agent641, in life hacks

I do all my own electrical work in the shower.

UntouchedWagons, in Now who is laughing?
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I could totally see this in the next Borderlands game.

Ghostalmedia, in Now who is laughing?
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Bullets are faster than sound. So it might be bang, splat, toot.

mojofrododojo,

subsonic ammo is a thing, esp. for suppressed firearms - that way you never get a crack, and only hear the mechanical action of the assemblies reciprocating.

Ghostalmedia,
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Noted, clown horn might counteract my suppressor.

mojofrododojo,

yeah I mean the horn is what we’re trying to preserve, not the crack.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

I’d pay to see the John Wick silencer flight dubbed with those “her-huh” clown horn sounds.

mojofrododojo,

slap kick pfft HONK pfft HONK pfft HONK punch kick

bruhduh,
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.45 acp default rounds is subsonic

mojofrododojo,

Valid point. But is that .45? the barrel looks small.

Frankly I can’t identify the firearm.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like .22 they too can’t achieve over subsonic speeds in pistols example of that is lr 22/45 pistol

bnaur,

It’s a russian Margolin, or some variant. So yes, a .22LR.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Which is exactly in line with the meme.

AlligatorBlizzard, in life hacks

I’m surprised some tech company hasn’t put waterproof touchscreen devices in their employee locker room showers so that their employees can reply to email in there.

Acters,

I’m surprised they didn’t add them to the toilet stalls either

Che_Donkey,
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“all cameras must be uncovered during zoom meetings”

someguy3, (edited ) in Target acquired

“What do your elf eyes see?” takes on a whole new meaning.

betterdeadthanreddit, in God is with us

A shit post is not necessarily a shitpost. Good candidate for illustrating this, thank you for sharing.

Ilovethebomb, in Now who is laughing?

You should post this to noncredibledefense as well.

JohnDClay, in Target acquired

What could be shoot that he didn’t already shoot? In the books, he already managed to fell a fell beast from long range. And it’s not like shooting the eye of Sauron with a sniper rifle would kill him.

the_joeba,

Not with that attitude

takeda,

He did all of that with a bow, imagine him with a sniper rifle…

Mango, (edited )

Honestly, it seems like he’d have about equal stopping and slower fire rate.

Blue_Morpho,

Same number of kills just at longer range. Gimli still wins.

jewbacca117,

it would be much harder to stab an orc with an arrow then shoot said arrow if Legolas was armed with a sniper rifle

Khrux,

He could just do the equivalent and stab them with bullet, duh

Ephera,

Bayonet?

ryathal,

A sniper file would have stopped the orc that blows up the wall at helms deep.

nova_ad_vitum, (edited )

And it’s not like shooting the eye of Sauron with a sniper rifle would kill him.

I agree, but I still think someone should have tried. Even if it didn’t kill him there’s a giant gulf between not killing him and doing nothing.

This applies more to Voldemort than to the eye of Sauron tbh. Ofc he has horcruxes blah blah blah but if they just got an SAS sniper to shoot a 50 cal sniper round at him from a mile out - again, I’m not saying it would kill him but… would it have done nothing? All I’m saying is there’s a thing called due diligence and they should have at least tried.

creditCrazy,
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Also it might be possible that attacking the eye of soron could blind him.

Track_Shovel, in Eww
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https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/66eaa006-9fb8-432e-8293-54890986674a.webp

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