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merde, in Comment any opinion and I will disagree with it, no matter what.

mu無

TheGoldenGod, in dont question the big orb
@TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

OP, be the hero we all need, stare directly at the sun and show it who’s the boss for us, the little people. Don’t blink and win that starring contest!

bucketofcandyfloss,

I’ll save everyone from the orb in the sky

THE_ANON,

Yeah OP we believe in you.

pantyhosewimp,

Seriously, in like fifth grade was the first time someone told me vehemently not to stare into the sun. Of course, before then, I never even considered the idea. So shortly after that I stared into the sun for long as I could tolerate. I saw spots for days after that.

victorz, in The perfect gentelman doesn't ex...

Absolutely insufferable. Both of them.

Kolanaki, in dont question the big orb
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

pokes some holes in a thick piece of cardboard with a sewing needle

I’ll make direct eye contact with whatever I want.

son_named_bort, in life hacks

Make toast

dipshit, in Get to work, crackheads

let the intrusive thoughts win

key, in dont question the big orb
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

You don’t know me, I yell and argue with that shiny SoB every day!

kemsat, in dont question the big orb

You’re allowed to, but you’ve been warned not to if you enjoy sight.

ekky, (edited )

Sight is just the price we pay for the eldritch knowledge* staring at the sun gives us.

  • Should not have stared at the sun.
Sylvartas,

(you need to escape the asterisk with a “\” in front of it if you don’t want it to be formatted into a bullet point since it’s at the beginning of a new line)

ekky,

Right, thank you for the heads-up. :)

Hjalamanger, in dont question the big orb
@Hjalamanger@feddit.nu avatar

At least it leaves us alone during the night /(**)_

highenergyphysics, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.

Why are you pulling this Reddit bullshit of making obvious title errors to drive engagement?

what the fuck is wrong with you?

altima_neo, (edited ) in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

The backstory is that’s a Tesco and not a Costco

usualsuspect191, (edited ) in Even Oedipus feels uncomfortable rn

If you were born naturally, yours and your mom’s genitals have been in contact equivalent to one pump

xpinchx,

Fuck you man lmao

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

tbf your face has been in your moms vagina, so you have eaten pussy at least once

minticecream, in dont question the big orb

I mean, you can make eye contact with it if you want.

phorq,

Being stabbed in the eyes by solar rays just sounds badass.

runswithjedi,

It’s a tattoo for your retina!

MeatPilot,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

“Stabbed in the Eyes by Solar Rays”

Sounds like a good indie band name.

EmoDuck,

No, the government will beam harmful rays into your eyes that make them hurt and force you to look away. Wake up, sheeple

DragonTypeWyvern,

All free thinkers challenge the Sky Orb.

What, you’re going to let the guvment tell you what to do?

TseseJuer,

guberment

jol, in life hacks

This post is dumb. Have you never seen those showers with a dozen different heads? This is super old news…

steal_your_face, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

My cabbages!

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